A Blind Man Walks Into A Bar...

[WickedSmurf]

A blind man enters a lesbian bar by mistake. He manages to sit himself down on a barstool and orders a drink. After having been sitting there for a while he says with a loud voice to the bartender: -Want to hear a blonde joke? The bar gets quite as the grave in an instant. With a dark and husky voice the woman next to him says: -Before you tell that joke I'd like to inform you on some things. The bartender is blonde, the waitress is blond, I am 2 meters tall, weighing 107 kg, I'm blonde and have a black belt in karate. The woman next to me is also blonde and a weightlifter. The woman to your right is a blonde professional boxer so please think twice about telling the joke. Do you still want to tell it?

After considering this, the blind man says: -Nah, not if I'll have to tell it five times.

 

[Betrayed]

Pretty funny....

 

[expeliarmus]

Nice joke, a bit long though...
But it's good.

 

[GoliathFF8]

This is defninatly an overused blond joke.

 

[RegentMan]

Took awhile, but I got it!

 

[Babbler]

Took awhile, but I got it!

I check the roots of my hair if I were you...

 

[RegentMan]

I check the roots of my hair if I were you...

Dark dark brown.



Are you implying something?

 

[SanPellegrino]

A blind man walks into a fish store and says: "hey girls..."



ok, that was low

 

[RegentMan]

Hmm? I don't get it...

 

[Dabomb18359]

At first I didn't, but I guess because there's five blondes and he says not if he has to say it five times

 

[RegentMan]

I got that one, but I didn't get SanPellegrino's blind man joke.

 

[rbis4rbb]

A blind man walks into a fish store and says: "hey girls..."



ok, that was low

I'll flesh it out:

A blind man walks by a fish market. He takes a deep breath and goes "Good morning ladies."

 

[New York Knicks]

The blond jokes are usually lame and unoriginal but this one was good. Does anybody have any other jokes?