A lesson America needs to learn from France: how to pick newscasters

[Trajan12]

That's scary! Not pretty! She looks like some vampire or warewolf. Other than that she's fine.

 

[Masquerouge]

That's scary! Not pretty! She looks like some vampire or warewolf. Other than that she's fine.

Still a vampire?

 

[Gladi]

Ms Theuriau is certainly a looker, but why is she suddenly all over every forum I frequent?

Because they are on ... Internet.

 

[Trajan12]

Still a vampire?

Not so much with her mouth closed. But she looks like she could be that Beatrice's twin sister.

 

[Masquerouge]

Not so much with her mouth closed. But she looks like she could be that Beatrice's twin sister.

Mmmhhh... Reminds me of that Austin Powers' "things to do before I die": "sleep with French anchor twins".

 

[The Last Conformist]

Because they are on ... Internet.

They were on the 'Net a week ago too.

 

[MamboJoel]

Yes, it's a strange phenomenon, she's been on the Net for about 2 years now, it's not the first Theuriau trend I notice.
For info, she now has a bi-mensual show on prime time... And for the little perverts out there, like most of her counterparts, paparazzi took several shots of her... at the beach... She's also notable for refusing to replace Claire Chazal (the lead French anchor, post #2, second picture, Tf1)

 

[REDY]

She looks good. But from her all bad news sound too good, its dangerous

 

[mangxema]

...and since I don't speak French, I'm not sure exactly how intelligent or otherwise internally worthy of praise she is.

It's hard for me to hear with the background music added, but it sounds OK... My French is kinda sketchy though, so I'm hardly an authoritative source, but what I understood seemed pretty good.

 

[Quasar1011]

Today, thanks to YouTube, I came across possibly the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. She's sexy, no doubt about it, but it's more than that; her beauty is elegant beauty that doesn't tantalize you but rather pierces you, the kind that you don't dream of fooling around with, but rather living your life with.

I'm talking about Melissa Theuriau, a French newswoman. I don't know how major she is in France, and since I don't speak French, I'm not sure exactly how intelligent or otherwise internally worthy of praise she is.

There are several babes on Fox News Channel I'd rate ahead of her. Chief among which would be Laurie Dhue.

 

[CaptainF]

There are several babes on Fox News Channel I'd rate ahead of her. Chief among which would be Laurie Dhue.

You've gotta be kidding me.

 

[Quasar1011]

You've gotta be kidding me.

To each his own, I guess.

TV weathercaster Jackie Johnson was voted sexiest newswoman by Playboy (so I'm told, or maybe it was Penthouse). I get to watch her on channel 9 now in Los Angeles most nights.

My point is, we have plenty of foxy newswomen in the USA.

 

[TheBladeRoden]

An oldie but a goodie.

 

[TheVictor]

wanted to move overseas but I might just stay in Europe and move to France instead...

thanks for the thread, Melissa is really beautiful ( tons of makeup discounted ). What makes it worse is that she'd be exactly my type, too. And I wouldn't watch any video because hearing her speaking French would make me travel to Paris RIGHT now... "bon jour, mademoiselle Theuriau"

One word to that Fox anchor, Laurie whatever. It's outrageous to even try to compare her to Melissa. She's like plastic, cheap blond plastic. And the fact she's on Fox makes me shiver about how rotten she is inside her head. If she is the most beautiful Fox has to offer, I REALLY don't want to see the other ones...

Quasar, why do come up with Fox anyway, you watch that?!

 

[Phlegmak]

There was some Latin American meteorologist woman with gigantic jugs, I don't remember which. And that LA anchorwoman definitely fits that description. That's why Playboy or Penthouse would say she's the sexiest.

 

[Phlegmak]

To each his own, I guess.

TV weathercaster Jackie Johnson was voted sexiest newswoman by Playboy (so I'm told, or maybe it was Penthouse). I get to watch her on channel 9 now in Los Angeles most nights.

My point is, we have plenty of foxy newswomen in the USA.

Here's a video archive of her.

http://cbs2.com/video?cid=108

 

[Tank_Guy#3]

Bright day
You mean they didn't shower seventeen times a day?

Once every other day (or better yet, daily) is sufficient. No need to smell the putrefaction of other human beings. Quite vile in my opinion, I knew some people in high school that didn't wear deorderant. I wanted to strangle several teachers because of their damn seating charts!!!!

The mere thought of it just then brought back terrible memories. I even had a teacher (who was a hardcore hippie) that didn't wear any either. One of the many factors that combined in my failing of two of her classes.

Asinine teaching style (will hand back the paper you hand in and wait for you to make all the corrections before putting it in the gradebook. Just give the freaking grade for gods sake, I don't care if I have a couple wrong!), hippie mindset (that she preached), and horrible B.O. I was not alone in my hatred of this teacher either, most kids that took her class hated her.

One word to that Fox anchor, Laurie whatever. It's outrageous to even try to compare her to Melissa. She's like plastic, cheap blond plastic. And the fact she's on Fox makes me shiver about how rotten she is inside her head. If she is the most beautiful Fox has to offer, I REALLY don't want to see the other ones...

You do know that most people work to earn a paycheck, not because they like it? Besides, I watch Fox, Local, CBS, ABC, CNN, MSNBC, whatever news channel is on. And at least she'd smell better (if the B.O. thing is true about Melissa whatshername).

 

[Xenocrates]

They shouldn't take any lessons from the British:

http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?in_article_id=33172&in_page_id=34

Viewers could have been forgiven for thinking it was all part of a drive to boost audience figures.

The attractive blonde on screen started talking about her colleagues' sex lives – even hinting one was having an affair – before pushing out her breasts and giving viewers a flash of her midriff.

It was only when the presenter's face went an ashen grey and she started reading the news it became clear she had not known she was on air.

The mishap occurred on Monday during the GMTV programme.

Anglia TV newsreader Emma Baker was caught on the hop by the national broadcaster's decision to put the regional news broadcast forward to an earlier slot.

Bosses at Norwich-based Anglia said they would launch an investigation into the mix-up.

At one point, Miss Baker, 26, said to an unseen male colleague: 'Have you phoned your wife this morning or have you phoned Jan?'

Then, to an unseen female colleague, she said: 'Good morning, Mrs Shameless.' Viewer Sally Fox, 45, from Milton Keynes, said: 'It was much more interesting than the usual local news.

It was like a soap opera.

'When she put her hand up her shirt it seemed she was fiddling with her bra. I saw her tummy.

'Then, when she said about the guy phoning his wife, it seemed she was suggesting someone was having an affair. I was thinking: “Whatever is going on?”.

This all went on for about three-and-a-half minutes. She was preening herself and pouting like Madonna, sticking out her boobs.

'Then somebody obviously told her this was going out live and her face went ashen.

'She started reading the news but how she got through it all I will never know. Top marks to her for that.'

Not Brain of Britain I hope!

 

[REDY]

I heard BO stereothype only about Italians, but it was stereothype from older Czech generation, in fact communist states had problems also, but now I realy dont know if BO stereothype is true...I never met American so BO should be hide because its possible that I never met somebody without BO

 

[classical_hero]

To each his own, I guess.

TV weathercaster Jackie Johnson was voted sexiest newswoman by Playboy (so I'm told, or maybe it was Penthouse). I get to watch her on channel 9 now in Los Angeles most nights.

My point is, we have plenty of foxy newswomen in the USA.

Generally the Weathergirls are the hottest. I posted awhile back of our local Perth Weather Girl. So here is a mugshot of her. Her name is Natalia Cooper.

and here she is presenting the weather. From the picture this would b during summer, with all that cloud up in the tropical north.


Here is another weathergirl, but she is from Sydney. She can be seen national at 4:30PM. Her name is Jaynie Seal. BTW, she is married, because that is not the surname I first remember here with, but I have forgotten it now.