ABC Sentence VIII: Letters Galore

[Red_Spy]

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"Each poster in turn posts a sentence that starts with the next letter in the alphabet (so, knowledge of the alphabet is a prequisite ).
It doesn't have to make sense, and in fact the more nonsense the better.
Everyone can hop on at any time, no need to sign up or ask permission, the more, the merrier.
Usage of 'uncommon' alphabets (such as Cyrillic) although not discouraged, can be annoying after a while.
Xena the warrior princess and Zorro are welcome, but some variations on that would me much appreciated.
When we reach the end of the alphabet (with Z usually), we just start again with an A, and the story, if there's one, continues.
Normal forum rules also apply and the 2-post rule is in effect, but I don't have the power to enforce it, so please restrain yourselves.
The poster with the 1001th post will start the next thread, providing a link to this one in his OP."

Last Thread

And the game is afoot!

 

[choxorn]

Be that as it may, you were still late.

 

[Civ'ed]

Come on, give the guy a break.

 

[EnglishCrusader]

Don't give me that, he should been quicker!

 

[Dumanios]

Englishmen be takin' my letter.

 

[Civ'ed]

fine by me, so you can take theirs!

 

[SamSniped]

Good thing it will take a while to get to my letter.

 

[EnglishCrusader]

Hmm... I stole your letter so you steal mine.

 

[Yoshiegg737]

I now make a subscription post

 

[SamSniped]

Just after me.

 

[choxorn]

K, whatever bro.

 

[Optical]

Looks like we're off!

 

[SamSniped]

Maybe so, but we needd more posts!

 

[KaiserElectric]

Not so, as merely a few of us can keep this going.

 

[mechaerik]

Oh no, I missed my letter the first time around!

 

[W|M]

Perfidy of the highest order!

 

[SamSniped]

Quite an odd sentence.

 

[Civ'ed]

Right, you realize you can't take your letter do you?

 

[EnglishCrusader]

Sam lost his letter!

 

[Optical]

Too bad...