A good site for all the little Civ-Hitlers on here :
http://www.activehistory.co.uk/head2head/hitler/activity.htm
http://www.activehistory.co.uk/head2head/hitler/activity.htm
Animated Hitler Leader-Head !!!
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Superevie
Latina Goddess™
I just played on that website. Really funny! I asked him ******** questions like, "I think I love you, but what am I so afraid of?" and he told me "I couldn't care less." 
Ouch! That stings!
(Note to Padma: I've gotten the spam out of my system. Let this slide...
)
Ouch! That stings! (Note to Padma: I've gotten the spam out of my system. Let this slide...
)
Note: the firewall where I work will not let me access the linked site - so I will let this thread ride until I can see what is there. If Moonsinger can see it, and finds it inappropriate according to the site rules, she may move, close, or delete it as necessary. (Chieftess is away, trying to avoid Hurricane Isabel. )
Edit: from what I see of the above posts (entered while I was trying to access the site, and type my response) I will instead CLOSE this thread until I can verify the site.
)Edit: from what I see of the above posts (entered while I was trying to access the site, and type my response) I will instead CLOSE this thread until I can verify the site.
Superevie
Latina Goddess™
Originally posted by Cardenio
Ask him if he had one testicle or was gay.
Brilliant!
Padma,
Basically, that site display an old picture of Hitler and a question and answer box. Just type any question you wish to ask in you question box, then it will display Hitler answer in the answer box. Seems harmless enough.... So I ask him some questions and his answer as follows:
Q: What is your name?
A: I'm Adolf Hitler - leader of Germany 1933-45 and mass murderer.
Q: Married?
A: My wife was Eva Braun (born 1912). Many people think I never made love to her (not that she was bothered). I liked her as she was a quiet, middle class Catholic from Munich. We married in May 1945 and we killed ourselves the following day: she poisoned herself, I shot myself. It was her decision to kill herself - I have nothing to feel guilty about.
Q: Are you gay? (because of you have suggested)
A: I didn't have a strong sex drive, but there is no proof that I was homosexual. I was initially tolerant of homosexuals - a number of them had prominent positions in the party. However, as my ideas about eugenics hardened and they started to attract bad publicity I clamped down on them mercilessly - even those who had been instrumental in my rise to the top, such as Ernst Rohm.
Q: Why do you hate Jews?
A: In my view, Jews in particular have no loyalty to any nation and only look out for themselves. I felt that it was their profiteering in World War One that divided the Master Race and brought us to a humiliating defeat and needed to be punished. Wherever I went I began to see Jews and the more I saw, the more sharply they became distinguished in my eyes from the rest of humanity. Julius Streicher was one of the first people I used to promote anti-semitism.
Q: When did you die?
A: I shot myself, at the age of 56, in my Berlin bunker rather than face the Russian Slav 'subhumans' in May 1945: I didn't want to end up strung upside down and beaten to a pulp like Mussolini. I told my friend Albert Speer that I was not scared of dying - if anything, it would be a relief.
Anyway, I don't understand the purpose of that site but it seems historically acurate and since they don't try to sell anything or promote anything, I will leave this thread open, but will move it to the OT because it doesn't really have anything to do with Civ3. Will let the mods at the OT forum decide the fate of this thread.
Basically, that site display an old picture of Hitler and a question and answer box. Just type any question you wish to ask in you question box, then it will display Hitler answer in the answer box. Seems harmless enough.... So I ask him some questions and his answer as follows:
Q: What is your name?
A: I'm Adolf Hitler - leader of Germany 1933-45 and mass murderer.
Q: Married?
A: My wife was Eva Braun (born 1912). Many people think I never made love to her (not that she was bothered). I liked her as she was a quiet, middle class Catholic from Munich. We married in May 1945 and we killed ourselves the following day: she poisoned herself, I shot myself. It was her decision to kill herself - I have nothing to feel guilty about.
Q: Are you gay? (because of you have suggested)
A: I didn't have a strong sex drive, but there is no proof that I was homosexual. I was initially tolerant of homosexuals - a number of them had prominent positions in the party. However, as my ideas about eugenics hardened and they started to attract bad publicity I clamped down on them mercilessly - even those who had been instrumental in my rise to the top, such as Ernst Rohm.
Q: Why do you hate Jews?
A: In my view, Jews in particular have no loyalty to any nation and only look out for themselves. I felt that it was their profiteering in World War One that divided the Master Race and brought us to a humiliating defeat and needed to be punished. Wherever I went I began to see Jews and the more I saw, the more sharply they became distinguished in my eyes from the rest of humanity. Julius Streicher was one of the first people I used to promote anti-semitism.
Q: When did you die?
A: I shot myself, at the age of 56, in my Berlin bunker rather than face the Russian Slav 'subhumans' in May 1945: I didn't want to end up strung upside down and beaten to a pulp like Mussolini. I told my friend Albert Speer that I was not scared of dying - if anything, it would be a relief.
Anyway, I don't understand the purpose of that site but it seems historically acurate and since they don't try to sell anything or promote anything, I will leave this thread open, but will move it to the OT because it doesn't really have anything to do with Civ3. Will let the mods at the OT forum decide the fate of this thread.
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amadeus
Bishop of Bio-Dome
Q: Ever try airline peanuts?
A: 'Operation Valkyrie' was a plot led by Army leaders Beck, Goerdeler and von Stauffenberg to assassinate Hitler. In July 1944 they managed to detonate a bomb in a conference room which left me injured but not fatally. I rounded up the plotters and executed 5000 people!
A: 'Operation Valkyrie' was a plot led by Army leaders Beck, Goerdeler and von Stauffenberg to assassinate Hitler. In July 1944 they managed to detonate a bomb in a conference room which left me injured but not fatally. I rounded up the plotters and executed 5000 people!
amadeus
Bishop of Bio-Dome
Q: Did you only have one testicle?
A: There is a vicious rumour that I lost one of my testicles when I tried to urinate in the mouth of a goat for sexual thrills. Whether that is true or not is none of your business, but I am certainly not any less of a man because of it.
A: There is a vicious rumour that I lost one of my testicles when I tried to urinate in the mouth of a goat for sexual thrills. Whether that is true or not is none of your business, but I am certainly not any less of a man because of it.
amadeus
Bishop of Bio-Dome
Interesting:
Q: Henry Ford?
A: I had a large picture of Henry Ford in my office. While Ford publicly protested that he did not like totalitarian governments, in practice that Ford profited from both sides of World War II - from French and German plants producing vehicles at a profit for the Wehrmacht, and from U.S. plants building vehicles at a profit for the U.S. Army!
Q: Salute?
A: In a speech in 1942, I explained the origin of the nazi salute. It was an ancient gesture used as a greeting of peace. I first saw it in 1921 and introduced it at the first ever Nazi Rally.
Q: Henry Ford?
A: I had a large picture of Henry Ford in my office. While Ford publicly protested that he did not like totalitarian governments, in practice that Ford profited from both sides of World War II - from French and German plants producing vehicles at a profit for the Wehrmacht, and from U.S. plants building vehicles at a profit for the U.S. Army!
Q: Salute?
A: In a speech in 1942, I explained the origin of the nazi salute. It was an ancient gesture used as a greeting of peace. I first saw it in 1921 and introduced it at the first ever Nazi Rally.
Oruc
Reactionary
Q: you fool
A:I was an absolute genius, and don't try to fool yourself otherwise - how else could I guide a whole civilised nation towards war and genocide? Some people say I was an evil genius - and maybe they are right - but the fact remains that I was able to drag a nation into world war through sheer charisma!
A:I was an absolute genius, and don't try to fool yourself otherwise - how else could I guide a whole civilised nation towards war and genocide? Some people say I was an evil genius - and maybe they are right - but the fact remains that I was able to drag a nation into world war through sheer charisma!
Hitro
Feistus Raclettus
The Nazi a*shole accused me of speaking "second-rate German". 
And that from an Austrian...
And that from an Austrian...
What do you think of Saddam Hussein?
A: I'm here to talk about me, not some latter-day Muslim extremist!
Wow...for someone who's been dead for nearly 60 years, he sure keeps up.
I asked him what he thought of Poland and he brought up Stalin. So I had to follow up...
Q: Stalin is your friend?
A: To be honest, women didn't interest me greatly, although I was very close to my mother and would never have harmed a hair on her head. I had an affair with my own neice, Geli Raubal, and of course married Eva Braun, but my real mistress was the Fatherland...if you know what I mean!
Interesting revelation....
Q: Are you a homosexual?
A: I didn't have a strong sex drive, but there is no proof that I was homosexual. I was initially tolerant of homosexuals - a number of them had prominent positions in the party. However, as my ideas about eugenics hardened and they started to attract bad publicity I clamped down on them mercilessly - even those who had been instrumental in my rise to the top, such as Ernst Rohm.
Q: Do you know that denial is usually the mark of the guilty?
A: I regret nothing I did and learned no lessons from anybody. I only failed to create a '1000-year Reich' because of the spinelessness of the German people.
Q: So you admit to an affair with Stalin?
A: A foolish enquiry. My only serious affair before Eva Braun was with Geli Raubal, my 17-year old neice, starting in 1928, when I was 19. She committed suicide under the pressure of the affair in 1931. The affair was hushed up because it would have been bad publicity for me. There are rumours that I raped her, but these are unproven. Eva Braun also committed suicide.
Q: You were not 19 years old in 1928.
A: I was born on 20th April 1889 in Braunau am Inn, a pretty Austrian town with houses painted in pastel yellows, pinks and blues. The house in which I was born is now used as a 'centre of international understanding' as a warning of the prejudice and hatred my regime generated.
Q: Are you stupid?
A: Read my lips. I am a flexible, charismatic genius! I only failed to create my 'Thousand Year Reich' because of the spinelessness of the German people - and, as far as I am concerned, the scheming of the Jews. Naturally, I don't bear any responsibility.
Q: But people can actually figure out how old they were at a ceratin time.
A: I was born on 20th April 1889 in Braunau am Inn, a pretty Austrian town with houses painted in pastel yellows, pinks and blues. The house in which I was born is now used as a 'centre of international understanding' as a warning of the prejudice and hatred my regime generated.
Q: Okay, I get it. Did you love Stalin?
A: You are obviously brainless as well as ugly. I love my wife, my mother, and my Fatherland!
Q: Am I really that ugly?
A: Take a look at your own face before criticising mine, you trogg!
Q: Good point.
A: I was popular in Germany in the short term because I charismatically restored the people's pride: I regained land lost at Versailles and provided the people with 'Freiheit, Arbeit, Brot'; in the long term, my popularity declined as my racist, aggressive policies took the country into a bitter world war and utter destruction. Had I never been elected I would probably have died a complete unknown or, as Bullock says 'a drunk in a bar'.
Q: So you will deny any affair with Stalin
A: You are obviously brainless as well as ugly. My only serious affair before Eva Braun was with Geli Raubal, my 17-year old neice, starting in 1928, when I was 19. She committed suicide under the pressure of the affair in 1931. The affair was hushed up because it would have been bad publicity for me. There are rumours that I raped her, but these are unproven. Eva Braun also committed suicide.
Q: You raped your own niece?
A: Right, let's get this straight. My only serious affair before Eva Braun was with Geli Raubal, my 17-year old neice, starting in 1928, when I was 19. She committed suicide under the pressure of the affair in 1931. The affair was hushed up because it would have been bad publicity for me. There are rumours that I raped her, but these are unproven. Eva Braun also committed suicide.
Q: I guess you're into incest.
A: I couldn't care less.
Q: So you actively have incestuous relationships?
A: To be honest, women didn't interest me greatly, although I was very close to my mother and would never have harmed a hair on her head. I had an affair with my own neice, Geli Raubal, and of course married Eva Braun, but my real mistress was the Fatherland...if you know what I mean!
Q: Did you have any relations with male members of your family?
A: Several historians have argued that there was Jewish blood in my veins, but there is no real proof of this. My father, Alois, was registered as an illegitimate child with no father. His mother Maria Anna worked in the home of a wealthy Jew and in 1930 I sent my lawyer Hans Frank, to Austria to investigate this background. Frank returned to me with a startling and disturbing report which confirmed that Maria Anna was working for a Jewish family by the name of Frankenberg when Alois was conceived and that she was receiving support money from the Frankenbergs up until Alois was fourteen years of age. But this does not make me Jewish!
Q: But I was asking if you had sex any male family members.
A: I'm not really interested in that sort of thing, to be honest; I've got more important things to be worried about.
Q: Have you heard of Viagra?
A: I do apologise, but I don't know what you are getting at! Why not submit this question to ActiveHistory to update my brain?
I cursed at him for calling me something. He told me to wash my mouth out with soap and water....
Q: You wash your mouth out with soap.
A: You are obviously brainless as well as ugly. I was meticulously hygienic, although I suffered from bad breath. The female reporter Lee Miller was famously photographed for 'Vogue' having a soak at the end of the war in MY bath!
Q: Poor baby.
A: You are obviously brainless as well as ugly. I was poor as a young man in Vienna - some would describe me as a tramp - but when I became leader of Germany I naturally lived a comfortable lifestyle, especially in my mountain retreat, the Berghof. I didn't keep any of the royalties from my book 'Mein Kampf', however.
Q: This is the end.
A: In the first world war (1914-18) I served on the Western Front, and won the Iron Cross for bravery. In 1918 though I was gassed in France and was in hospital when the armistice was declared by the cowardly 'November Criminals'. I was convinced they had 'stabbed us in the back' but really with the USA now in the war they had no choice.
Q: Does it look like I give a damn?
A: The ideal Aryan woman had blonde hair, blue eyes, heavy hips (for child-bearing), no make-up and no desire for a career. They also cooked 'Eintopf' once a week. The ideal Aryan man had the same colouring but was strong and ready for war!
Q: What's with the mustache?
A: I used to have a 'handlebar' moustache like my father, but in 1913 my siter-in-law suggested that I should cut off the points. Years later, when she saw my picture in a newspaper she said, 'Adolf has gone too far!'. Well, at least it's distinctive, I suppose...recently some people even painted my 'tache onto a poster of Britney Spears, arguing she was trying to take over the (pop) world!
Q: Goodbye.
A: I'd like to say I've enjoyed talking to you. But that would be a lie.
Q: I wish I could say the same.
A: I can't believe how stupid you are. Does this face look bothered?.
Q: Bye bye, jerk.
A: Get lost.
Q: You used cocaine?
A: I can't believe how stupid you are. I try no to use any drugs even as painkillers: I had several teeth moved without anaesthetic, and never touch cigarettes or alcohol, which I believe weakens the will. However, both myself and Goering were addicted to opiates - I used cocaine eye-drops, for example. Some historians have tried to explain our more irrational acts and fits of temper to our addictions!
Q: You should meet George W. Bush.
A: Sorry, I don't get what you are saying!
Q: Bye.
A: You bore me! Good riddance.
That was my interview....with Adolf Hitler.
A: I'm here to talk about me, not some latter-day Muslim extremist!
Wow...for someone who's been dead for nearly 60 years, he sure keeps up.
I asked him what he thought of Poland and he brought up Stalin. So I had to follow up...
Q: Stalin is your friend?
A: To be honest, women didn't interest me greatly, although I was very close to my mother and would never have harmed a hair on her head. I had an affair with my own neice, Geli Raubal, and of course married Eva Braun, but my real mistress was the Fatherland...if you know what I mean!
Interesting revelation....
Q: Are you a homosexual?
A: I didn't have a strong sex drive, but there is no proof that I was homosexual. I was initially tolerant of homosexuals - a number of them had prominent positions in the party. However, as my ideas about eugenics hardened and they started to attract bad publicity I clamped down on them mercilessly - even those who had been instrumental in my rise to the top, such as Ernst Rohm.
Q: Do you know that denial is usually the mark of the guilty?
A: I regret nothing I did and learned no lessons from anybody. I only failed to create a '1000-year Reich' because of the spinelessness of the German people.
Q: So you admit to an affair with Stalin?
A: A foolish enquiry. My only serious affair before Eva Braun was with Geli Raubal, my 17-year old neice, starting in 1928, when I was 19. She committed suicide under the pressure of the affair in 1931. The affair was hushed up because it would have been bad publicity for me. There are rumours that I raped her, but these are unproven. Eva Braun also committed suicide.
Q: You were not 19 years old in 1928.
A: I was born on 20th April 1889 in Braunau am Inn, a pretty Austrian town with houses painted in pastel yellows, pinks and blues. The house in which I was born is now used as a 'centre of international understanding' as a warning of the prejudice and hatred my regime generated.
Q: Are you stupid?
A: Read my lips. I am a flexible, charismatic genius! I only failed to create my 'Thousand Year Reich' because of the spinelessness of the German people - and, as far as I am concerned, the scheming of the Jews. Naturally, I don't bear any responsibility.
Q: But people can actually figure out how old they were at a ceratin time.
A: I was born on 20th April 1889 in Braunau am Inn, a pretty Austrian town with houses painted in pastel yellows, pinks and blues. The house in which I was born is now used as a 'centre of international understanding' as a warning of the prejudice and hatred my regime generated.
Q: Okay, I get it. Did you love Stalin?
A: You are obviously brainless as well as ugly. I love my wife, my mother, and my Fatherland!
Q: Am I really that ugly?
A: Take a look at your own face before criticising mine, you trogg!
Q: Good point.
A: I was popular in Germany in the short term because I charismatically restored the people's pride: I regained land lost at Versailles and provided the people with 'Freiheit, Arbeit, Brot'; in the long term, my popularity declined as my racist, aggressive policies took the country into a bitter world war and utter destruction. Had I never been elected I would probably have died a complete unknown or, as Bullock says 'a drunk in a bar'.
Q: So you will deny any affair with Stalin
A: You are obviously brainless as well as ugly. My only serious affair before Eva Braun was with Geli Raubal, my 17-year old neice, starting in 1928, when I was 19. She committed suicide under the pressure of the affair in 1931. The affair was hushed up because it would have been bad publicity for me. There are rumours that I raped her, but these are unproven. Eva Braun also committed suicide.
Q: You raped your own niece?
A: Right, let's get this straight. My only serious affair before Eva Braun was with Geli Raubal, my 17-year old neice, starting in 1928, when I was 19. She committed suicide under the pressure of the affair in 1931. The affair was hushed up because it would have been bad publicity for me. There are rumours that I raped her, but these are unproven. Eva Braun also committed suicide.
Q: I guess you're into incest.
A: I couldn't care less.
Q: So you actively have incestuous relationships?
A: To be honest, women didn't interest me greatly, although I was very close to my mother and would never have harmed a hair on her head. I had an affair with my own neice, Geli Raubal, and of course married Eva Braun, but my real mistress was the Fatherland...if you know what I mean!
Q: Did you have any relations with male members of your family?
A: Several historians have argued that there was Jewish blood in my veins, but there is no real proof of this. My father, Alois, was registered as an illegitimate child with no father. His mother Maria Anna worked in the home of a wealthy Jew and in 1930 I sent my lawyer Hans Frank, to Austria to investigate this background. Frank returned to me with a startling and disturbing report which confirmed that Maria Anna was working for a Jewish family by the name of Frankenberg when Alois was conceived and that she was receiving support money from the Frankenbergs up until Alois was fourteen years of age. But this does not make me Jewish!
Q: But I was asking if you had sex any male family members.
A: I'm not really interested in that sort of thing, to be honest; I've got more important things to be worried about.
Q: Have you heard of Viagra?
A: I do apologise, but I don't know what you are getting at! Why not submit this question to ActiveHistory to update my brain?
I cursed at him for calling me something. He told me to wash my mouth out with soap and water....
Q: You wash your mouth out with soap.
A: You are obviously brainless as well as ugly. I was meticulously hygienic, although I suffered from bad breath. The female reporter Lee Miller was famously photographed for 'Vogue' having a soak at the end of the war in MY bath!
Q: Poor baby.
A: You are obviously brainless as well as ugly. I was poor as a young man in Vienna - some would describe me as a tramp - but when I became leader of Germany I naturally lived a comfortable lifestyle, especially in my mountain retreat, the Berghof. I didn't keep any of the royalties from my book 'Mein Kampf', however.
Q: This is the end.
A: In the first world war (1914-18) I served on the Western Front, and won the Iron Cross for bravery. In 1918 though I was gassed in France and was in hospital when the armistice was declared by the cowardly 'November Criminals'. I was convinced they had 'stabbed us in the back' but really with the USA now in the war they had no choice.
Q: Does it look like I give a damn?
A: The ideal Aryan woman had blonde hair, blue eyes, heavy hips (for child-bearing), no make-up and no desire for a career. They also cooked 'Eintopf' once a week. The ideal Aryan man had the same colouring but was strong and ready for war!
Q: What's with the mustache?
A: I used to have a 'handlebar' moustache like my father, but in 1913 my siter-in-law suggested that I should cut off the points. Years later, when she saw my picture in a newspaper she said, 'Adolf has gone too far!'. Well, at least it's distinctive, I suppose...recently some people even painted my 'tache onto a poster of Britney Spears, arguing she was trying to take over the (pop) world!
Q: Goodbye.
A: I'd like to say I've enjoyed talking to you. But that would be a lie.
Q: I wish I could say the same.
A: I can't believe how stupid you are. Does this face look bothered?.
Q: Bye bye, jerk.
A: Get lost.
Q: You used cocaine?
A: I can't believe how stupid you are. I try no to use any drugs even as painkillers: I had several teeth moved without anaesthetic, and never touch cigarettes or alcohol, which I believe weakens the will. However, both myself and Goering were addicted to opiates - I used cocaine eye-drops, for example. Some historians have tried to explain our more irrational acts and fits of temper to our addictions!
Q: You should meet George W. Bush.
A: Sorry, I don't get what you are saying!
Q: Bye.
A: You bore me! Good riddance.
That was my interview....with Adolf Hitler.
Hygro
soundcloud.com/hygro/
saddam's not a muslim extremist though...
Mr. Dictator
A Chain-Smoking Fox
i asked: are you Jesus?
his response:
Erm...could you rephrase that perhaps? I don't quite follow! Alternatively, mail the question to ActiveHistory to update my brain.
priceless
his response:
Erm...could you rephrase that perhaps? I don't quite follow! Alternatively, mail the question to ActiveHistory to update my brain.
priceless
True...but maybe the thought that he was some kind of Arab hero like Saladin or somebody was probably enough for old Adolf.
Mr. Dictator
A Chain-Smoking Fox
who did you vote to interview?
My God is that sick....
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