ASNES- My Return to Our Roots

[Nuka-sama]

“Well gentlemen” said Gilgamesh VII, “What is the situation?”

“Well your Majesty, it seems that a female cult has risen to power in Siam.”

“Hmm, is that good or bad?”

“Bad sire. It seems they have been pressing for equal treatment for woman”

“Oh now that’s preposterous” Said the Emperor “We treat all the same in our fanatical and sometimes insane quest to please Amon. To say one group is less oppressed than the other is just foolish.”

“Still Sire, it may be a problem if Siam, err the T-wat Empire decides to enforce woman rights here”

“Hmm, send them a hearty congratulation, and make a speech for me so I may talk how we are all equally inferior in the eyes of the great Amon.”

“Yes milord, your will be done”


To the T-wat Empire
From the Han Empire

Greetings your Imperial Majesty. I, the Dragon God Emperor Gilgamesh VII would like to congratulate your nation in its transition to a new government and would like to offer a treaty of friendship to your mighty nation.

 

[Amon Savag]

To:Han Empire
From:T-wat Empire

No I will not make out with you!

 

[Nuka-sama]

From Han Empire
To T-wat Empire

*awkward silence*

 

[Terrance888]

No orders for other nes: Please just education. PLEASE! Thanks!

 

[Masada]

Snap, crackle and pop.

 

[Amon Savag]

To:Han Empire
From:T-wat Empire

I guess I will sign friendship with you.... But I know why guys befriend women! I'll have you know I'm quite happy with my anti-harem!

 

[Amon Savag]

Update will be done when I wake up. I've got a HUGE freakin' headache tonight. I know at least D'artagnan can understand my plight.

At any rate, I'm not accepting orders posted/send after 3 hours from this post. That's your deadline!

 

[dldnjstjr]

To: Han
From: Gojoseon

You still owe us one more set of gold (jack).

 

[D'Artagnan59]

Yep, Amon's got a migraine.

The day after I got mine.

 

[Sheep]

UPDATE ON ARAB ORDERS

Our soldiers, should the Sumerians be stupid enough to invade Arabia, are to also capture their weapons with the express purposes of becoming Bronze age tech levels.

On the other side remember to do all those dirty tricks in regards to water supply, the lie of the land (no Sumerian trading delegations of any great size have ever come to Arabia) and scorched earth policies..... No Arab subject not in the army should be anywhere nearby either, as this land is pure desert mainly and the nomads have been taken south for their personal safety.

 

[Shadowbound]

Kingdom of Egypt / Shadowbound
Theocratic Monarchy
Age:Bronze
Color: Pink
Economy:Growing 5/0(-1 upkeep)
Army:7(Bronze age)
Navy:2(Bronze age)
Sciences:3
Culture:2
Wondersyramids(+culture)[Completed]Great Library of Alexandria(2 sciences per jack)[3/14]

Spending Orders

1 jack on an army
2 jack on sciences
1 jack on economy

Military Orders

2 armies will cluster in the Levant, to repel attacks from Arabia proper into Egypt. 5 armies in Egyptian Africa will attack Arabian Africa. 1 army for miscellaneous border patrol.

Domestic Orders

Conquests in Africa will be used as a basis for economic growth.

International Orders

War with Arabia.

 

[conehead234]

Germanica orders pmed

 

[Amon Savag]

Update started.

 

[Amon Savag]

400AE

Alderia-NMR. Expands economy, and borders.
Amazonia-NMR. Banks jack (Quite the bank account you've got now, abaddon.)
Arab Empire-Loses 2 divisions against Sumeria, and ground. Expands borders. Enters bronze age.
Aztexas-NMR. Upgrades army and defends. Loses 4 divisions total from both fronts.
Beneria-Expands.
Capi'Latsu-Expands
Carthage-YAY slaves! Expands!
Egypt-Attacks the arabian holdings in africa, and meets no resistance so far. Ground is taken.
Germanica-Completes wonder. Loses 3 divisions against Rome but takes ground. Also culture flips a Roman division.
Gojoseon- Expands economy.
Han Empire-Expands.
Harrapa- Loses a division to Sumeria but gains plenty of ground. Loses 1 fleet against Sumeria.
Louisianna-7 into aztex. Meets california barbarians.
Minneston-Kicks ass.
Rome-Loses 4 divisions to battle with Germanica and loses a division to culture flip. Loses ground accross the front. Gets split into 2 by German occupation of the Veneto area.
Rouran: Expands economy and borders.
Russia- Upgrades forces and crushes barbarians in Finland and Sweden, gaining ground.
Siam-Changes government to womanocracy, and experiences a rebelion in recently conquered lands to the southwest.
Sinhala-Expands.
Sumeria-No losses against arabs, gaining ground..Loses 2 vultures against Harrapa and ground accordingly.
Te-Reo-Expands economy, army, AND borders.... THAT'S ALOT OF EXPANSION!
Yahkma-Enters classical age. Loses a division against Aztexas, but ultimately gains ground.
Zululand-Enters bronze age and expands.

UPDATE IN 13 HOURS!

Send orders... Write stories... KICK ASS!

 

[Masada]

Te Reo/Masada
Government: Tribal Confederacy
Age:Bronze
Color: Dark Blue
Economy:Grown 5/0 (-1 upkeep)
Army:5(Bronze age)
Navy:2(Bronze age)
Sciences:3
Anti-Culture:4
Wonders:Yummy Yummy Dead People in my Tummy(+Economy)[Completed]Oh My Goshi, Moa's Really Taste Like Chicken!(++Economy)[4/6]

2 on (+armies) Moas and Eagles please.
3 on science, build me some anti-science buildings, like a pub, lots of good stuff comes out of pubs... including random drunken musing
Expand North up the East Coast, and seize those islands to the North of me with 1 army this turn...
Continue that wonder.

 

[Amon Savag]

Most powerful civilizations
1.Carthage
2.Yahkma
3.Egypt
4.Minnestron
5.Germanica

 

[c&cciv3]

Guys don't mind if give this a try?

Charrúa / C&cciv3
Government: Federal Tribal Absolute Monarchy
Starting position: Uruguay
Color: Any, I don't mind
Economy:
Army:
Navy:
Sciences:
Culture:0

 

[Arian]

Nice update (and fast!)

Zululand/Arian

Spending orders:

1 jack on upkeep
1 jack on science
1 jack on army

Expansion orders:

1. Send my navy with one of my armies over to Madagascar and expand there.
2. Move 3 armies to the north and expand into Congo.
3. Keep 1 army in the Zulu heartlands.

Enroute to the Big Island:

Captain Bonginkosi stood at the bow of Royal Canoe of the First Zulu Navy.

"Damn", he thought, "by now we should have reached the Big Island!"
As he starts worrying about the well-being of his crew, fresh water supplies are running dangerously low...
"How could the wisemen of the tribe send us away on this kind of mission?
Has Ganesha the Elephant God forsaken us? Shall it all end here?"

Then, when he thought that all was lost... "LAND HO, LAND HO!!"

Captain Bonginkosi immediately regained his faith in the Elephant God. "The wisemen of the tribe were right after all... THERE IS LAND!", he thought,
"Let's call it 'Madagascar', land of the Elephant God."

And so the Zulu Empire made it's first steps in colonizing overseas territories.


OOC: "Bonginkosi" means "Thank the Lord"

 

[Amon Savag]

Welcome c&c, do you want me to post your template for you, so you can send orders this turn, or do you want to wait for next turn?

 

[DarthNader]

I love the quote from my orders Amon. YAY SLAVES!!!!!

But, how come my second attempt at a colony wasn't recognized?