ASNES- My Return to Our Roots

From Rouran
To Capi'latsu

Greetings friends, we are glad to hear that the war that has terrorized your lands and those of your neighbors is no more. May it stay that way forever.
 
to: Rome
from: Germanica
Surrender before we march into Rome, if you don't surrender now, you won't be spared.
 
Orders

Spoiler :
Harrapa/Ninja Dude
Oligarchy
Age:Bronze
Color: Violet
Economy:Grown 5/5(-1 upkeep)
Army:3(Bronze age)/2(War Elephant)
Navy:1(Bronze Age)
Sciences:9
Culture:2
UU:War Elephants: The great beasts are able to carry many supplies and men to their destination. However, their true usefulness is on the battle field, where their size and power strikes fear into the enemy.(2 jack per division)
Wonders:Throne of Ivory(+2 economy)[Completed]Tusks of War(++Economy)[2/8]


Spoiler :
Spending:
-5 jack into making armies
-4 into making elephant divisions

Military:
-3 Elephant divisions and 7 armies will charge through the heart of Sumer. Even the Vultures can't stand one on one with the elephant divisions. Along with massive amounts of troops, elite elephant divisions, and possible rebellions in Arabia, Sumer is going to start to fall apart.
-The navy will protect the shores and raise an alert if the enemy decides to launch a naval attack.
-The rest of the army will guard Harappa's borders.
 
Spoiler :
Russia/Crezth
Despotism
Age:Bronze
Color: Maroon
Economy:Grown 3/0(-1 upkeep)
Army:3(Bronze age)1(Bear Cavalry)
Navy:1(Bronze age)
Sciences:0
Culture:7
UU:Bear Cavalry: Aggressive and dangerous units, can consume the flesh of fallen enemies to become sated. Perform exceedingly well in cold climates and forest regions; not so much in warmer areas.(1 jack per division)
Wonders:Russian Vodka (+military might+Culture)[Complete]The Kremlin(+economy, +expansive capabilities, armies upgrade at half price)[1/13]


ORDERS-

Build 1 Bear Cavalry and 1 regular army.

Continue the attack on Bulgaria with all available forces.

Work s'more on the Kremlin.

Story at a later time. I'm too tired right now.

Also, I expect the coldness and relative isolation of Russia should keep the plague from having too much of an effect. ;) Whatever though. Whatever will be will be.
 
Te Reo/Masada
Government: Tribal Confederacy
Age:Anti-Classical
Color: Dark Blue
Economy:Grown 7/0 (-1 upkeep)
Army:7(Bronze age)
Navy:2(Bronze age)
Anti-Sciences:0
Anti-Culture:4
Wonders:Yummy Yummy Dead People in my Tummy(+Economy)[Completed]Oh My Goshi, Moa's Really Taste Like Chicken!(++Economy)[Complete]

New Wonder: Black Bird Rising, Just Add Flour! Kangaroo Brains! Kangaroo Brains!(+++++Economy)

2IC to upgrade troops.
5 IC on building up my economy, by taming Kangaroos, and using them as food sources.

Continue to expand: TO THE ISLANDS I HAVE SPECIFIED FOR EXPANSION 4 TURNS IN A ROW, into Australia and Papua.

UU: Cutesy Super Ship-City, of Doom, Death and Cuddles! 5 IC, A huge floating ship-city, build of massive Kauri trees.
 
Amazonia Orders

Use 3 jacks to expand science
Use 4 jacks to help promote expansion
Expand throughout the Amazon forrest... We want as great a territory as posible.

Start Wonder: Military Acadamey: Superior tactics for military commanders, and greater abilities in difficult terrains like rainforest and mountain warfare.
 
ah sheep i think we may be able to help each other out...
 
Charrúa / C&cciv3
Federal Tribal Absolute Monarchy
Age:Bronze
Color: Any, I don't mind
Economy:Stable 4/0(-1 upkeep)
Army:5(Bronze age)
Navy:1(Bronze age)
Sciences:2
Culture:3
Wonders:The Great Shrine to Da Spirits (+culture and give a small chance (say 5%) that a jack used in Economy or Sciences will have double the effect.)[1/4]

Orders
Spoiler Don't Look :

Spend one Jack on Upkeep and rest on the Economy by domesticating some of the local animals and started to farm the most taste ones.

Expand all directions but more so where the army is helping.
Continue the Wonder to please the Spirits
Send one army and fleet to aid to in expansion north along the coast
Send two army north along the Rivers to aid the expansion in that direction,
Send one army west to aid the expansion in that direction,
Finally army will defend the Kingdom from any wandering barbarians should they attack.


Story is below.
 
Chapter 3 – Charrúa Religion

The Charrúa Religion is a mix between spirits and Ancestors worship as well as Shamanism. It teaches that for a person to be prosperous they must keep the Spirits of the Land and spirits of the Ancestors happy.

The spirits of the Land (commonly simply call “the Spirits”) are believed to be guardians of the Land and all of its resources. For people to use the resources of the land or even to change the landscape they need to ask the spirits and/or make an offering to them in exchange for it. It is believed that any one who try to take resources from the land without trying anything to please the Spirits, can made the spirits angry which causes them to bring bad luck to that person and possibly as well as their village depending on the act (possibly leading to death).

The spirits of the Ancestors (commonly simply call “the Ancestors”) are believed to be the guardians of the Charrúa civilization. They are spirits of the great people from the past who the Spirits of the Land have allowed them to travel between the spirit world and this world to help their descendants. They generally help out people, possibly giving them ideas or alerting them to danger. Most of the time people don't even know that the Ancestors are doing anything but some people can feel the ancestors presents. Displeasing the Ancestors can lead to number of thing that can happen depending which of thr ancestors are displease. For example if someone causes an Ancestors who was an warrior in life to become displease, the next fight that person find himself in, the Ancestors will cause him fight less an well an normal which may lead him lose the fight. However in general the Ancestors punishments are not a bad as the Spirits but their have been exception.

Normally people can't talk to and understand the Spirits very well as the Spirits can be very confusing but the easiest way to find out what they mean is to ask a Shaman. Shaman are the goto people to find out what the Spirits want and to find out why the Spirits are doing something like plague or other things. The Elder Shamans are also wise men and will give advise to people when asked, even the Grand kings have asked Shamans for advise at times.
 
Orders sent by PM.
Additon to orders: Continue wonder.

Really Short Story:

The Louisianans had been in Minnestron territory for too long. Soon, they would pay for their encroachment. There would be no peace as long as one Minnestronian remained alive. There would be no mercy, as they expected none on the Louisianan part. The armies of Minnestron charged into battle screaming: "Soup for the Soup-god!! Skulls for the Skull-bowl!!!" over and over again.
 
how so tyrion
 
Spoiler Sumerian Eyes only :
Spoiler :
If you are not Sumeran, Leave now!
Spoiler :
Spoiler :
To Happara: I didn't read your order but because of bordom and lack of answers I will guess what you will do.

You are going to use those banked jack aren't you? With 10 you can get a large army: lets say 3 a and 1 ele. With that you can get say: 3 ele (2 more 4 jack) and say 7 army (4 jack) with say 2 jack saved/upkeep. I think that is what you are doing aren't you?


Jol'Yujar and Amonism/Cult of Amon/Amongrate

Also known as Battle of Xilmonyag and Amon


Jol'Yujar is old. He has expanded the kingdom and stopped a war with Han China with help from the T-Wats. However. He doesn't know that the war is caused by a crossing of the cults.

He whorships Xilmonyag of course. The Sun eater and shapeshifter warned him that his soul will be destroyed if he didn't. However, another god appeared in his dreams. A tall, round-bellied bearded guy with a pale face. In his latest dream he has spoken:

Honestly! This is not how I really look like! Anyways, I am the god of the Mod and the Dice. These dice are not controllable but are influenceable and I have the greatest influence! Xilmonyag is the only one to escape my wrath! Whorship me know or die with the roll of dice!

Jol'Yujar woke up. So this is the god of the Han! However, he felt uncertain: God of the Mod? What is a Mod? He looked in his Capilian-Future Internet Dictionary: Mod, someone who manages a world that is lead by players. What the hell is that? he though as he fell asleep again...

Xilmonyag: Our time to meet atlast Amon! My skin crawls to think of defeat but I know I will be the Victor!

Amon: I have the dice of forturne you hag! I make the world as it is! You are just a nosy thief and oppertunist! The Centuri Convention bans such use of Solar Eclipes!

Xilmonyag: Hell to you Amon. I rule this land! Jol'Yujar! Send your army to attack the Han!

Amon: Ahem, I also control what the T-Wat Empress do in her dreams.

Xilmonyag: What? That is unheard of! In a NES? As a Mod?

EQ: I did that in Rtor2

Xilmonyag: Bah! Die Amon!

Charles: You're my predessesor's charactor! Don't Fight Amon!

Xilmonyag: Grumbles


Jul'Yujar woke up. The gods are fighting. He looked up and prepared himself for a mental invasion like he did for over 50 years.


P.S. Hope you all get a good laugh.
 
Harappa had threatened to crush Sumeria, and they most likely would use all military. Thankfully, Sumeria’s economy was boosted a lot when Arabia was absorbed into the empire. They could combat this supposed threat. Annunaki then pondered. “Thank god we annexed Arabia,” he said. “If we didn’t, then we’d lose two infantry and our economy would still be bad. Now, Sumeria rises like a phoenix.”

“What about the Harappans?” asked Nishapur, his military advisor.

“Then we fight,” replied Annunaki.

“We’ll have most of the Harappan army charging towards Ur!” Nishapur exclaimed.

“We still fight. We can steamroll them very easily. Remember the Vultures. They’ve pulled off heroic losses in the past, and they pull off great victories.”

“But still. What do we do?” asked the advisor fearfully.

“We...” said the emperor. (Bleeped out, reveals orders)

The outlook did not look good for Sumeria. But whatever they did, it would be the biggest and bloodiest battle of civilization.
 
Amon, please answer my question. Is my UU actually dead, a zombie, or alive?

For some reason I forgot to update your template. You should be at 5 regular divisions and 0 UU.
 
As much as I would love to update this morning, and I would, I cannot. Me and my ol' lady's anniversary is today. So I must pretend to get along with her for the day. Update will be tomarrow.
 
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