Amon Savag
The Great
No, orders can be PMed. Stories need to be posted, though. Stories and orders are two different things, although if you want to post orders in story form, that'd be alright too.
ASNES- My Return to Our Roots
- Thread starter Amon Savag
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Terrance888
Discord Reigns
The Han are crushed. Like worms... but from the East the Plaques Struck!
Although syptoms are different in the West in the East it consists of swelling them exploding genitals and swelling, boneless arms, decimating the county and infection animal and human alike.
However, it turned out that there is a small cure to keep it from being to serious: Kepit Leaves from the Huang He Valley when eaten it pushes the evil spirits to the but to be pooped out. It causes a few hours of pain then peace..
Although syptoms are different in the West in the East it consists of swelling them exploding genitals and swelling, boneless arms, decimating the county and infection animal and human alike.
However, it turned out that there is a small cure to keep it from being to serious: Kepit Leaves from the Huang He Valley when eaten it pushes the evil spirits to the but to be pooped out. It causes a few hours of pain then peace..
Golden Horde/Warhead
Government: Khanate
Age:Bronze
Color: Gold, Brown
Economy:Stable 2/0
Army:4(Stone age)
Navy:0(Stone age)
Sciences:4
Culture:0
-1 into Science
-1 into Improving our economy by using the treasures we capture in our raids
Use all of our soldiers to expand the Golden Horde in all directions. All will tremble before us
Government: Khanate
Age:Bronze
Color: Gold, Brown
Economy:Stable 2/0
Army:4(Stone age)
Navy:0(Stone age)
Sciences:4
Culture:0
-1 into Science
-1 into Improving our economy by using the treasures we capture in our raids
Use all of our soldiers to expand the Golden Horde in all directions. All will tremble before us
D'Artagnan59
The Gascon
Sumeria/D'artagnan
Federal Tribal Absolute Monarchy
Age:Classical age
Color: Light Blue
Economy:Recovered 4/0 (-1 upkeep)
Army:4(Vulture)
Navy:2(Bronze age)
Science:1
Culture:9
UU:Vultures (Better than normal infantry)[Bronze age UU]
Wonders:Sumerian Irigation system(+Economy)[COMPLETE!]Ziggurat(+Culture)[Completed]Library of Annunaki(2 Science per jack)[5/14]
New UU:
Immortals:
Still have much training as Vultures, but with swords. 1 Jack per unit.
4 Jack on Immortals.
Use the Immortals to expand all around from Persia.
Federal Tribal Absolute Monarchy
Age:Classical age
Color: Light Blue
Economy:Recovered 4/0 (-1 upkeep)
Army:4(Vulture)
Navy:2(Bronze age)
Science:1
Culture:9
UU:Vultures (Better than normal infantry)[Bronze age UU]
Wonders:Sumerian Irigation system(+Economy)[COMPLETE!]Ziggurat(+Culture)[Completed]Library of Annunaki(2 Science per jack)[5/14]
New UU:
Immortals:
Still have much training as Vultures, but with swords. 1 Jack per unit.
4 Jack on Immortals.
Use the Immortals to expand all around from Persia.
c&cciv3
Warlord
- Joined
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- Messages
- 146
Chapter 5 The Argentina Barbarians
The Argentina Barbarians to south and the Charrúa have for a long time live in peace. Well, peace probably not the right word, tolerate each other will a better word.
Charrúa viewing the Barbarians as a people who have no respect to The Spirits and sooner or later they will be destroy because of this and they want nothing to do with them. While the Barbarians view the Charrúa as a bunch of tree hugging which they will normally take anything they got for themselves but for fact they have a number of their armies patrol on the border.
The Barbarians have send a number small raid on number Charrúa small villages near border, striking while the patrol armies away, killing and stealing as much as possible and withdrawing when armies are coming back to help. Finally after many many year and many deaths of villagers and Shamans the Grand King had enough of this Barbarians and decide he wish to help the Spirits to remove them.
After a quick check that what he was going to do will not angry the Spirits for interfering he sent a number of armies south toward southern border on a new mission.
The Argentina Barbarians to south and the Charrúa have for a long time live in peace. Well, peace probably not the right word, tolerate each other will a better word.
Charrúa viewing the Barbarians as a people who have no respect to The Spirits and sooner or later they will be destroy because of this and they want nothing to do with them. While the Barbarians view the Charrúa as a bunch of tree hugging which they will normally take anything they got for themselves but for fact they have a number of their armies patrol on the border.
The Barbarians have send a number small raid on number Charrúa small villages near border, striking while the patrol armies away, killing and stealing as much as possible and withdrawing when armies are coming back to help. Finally after many many year and many deaths of villagers and Shamans the Grand King had enough of this Barbarians and decide he wish to help the Spirits to remove them.
After a quick check that what he was going to do will not angry the Spirits for interfering he sent a number of armies south toward southern border on a new mission.
conehead234
Braves on the Warpath
Germanica was at peace, at last, after centuries of warfare with the Romans and Carthaginians, Con von Head XXX, could relax for once. Sitting in the former Roman emperor's palace, next to him sat his new concubine, the former wife of the Roman Emperor. "Times are good," von Head exclaimed has he ate another grape. "As much as I enjoy crushing the skulls of the Romans, we can now invest in things such as becoming classical and using our new Roman slaves to build our roads and work our farms." "Now Claudia, come with me, I'll plow your field."
They left the room, as the guards snickered amongst themselves.
They left the room, as the guards snickered amongst themselves.
The Aztexans were becoming increasingly agitated. And so it was that nearly every able bodied person was enlisting in the Sun Gods army men and women alike. Together they were crushing what enemies they could find and living off the loot. They had transisted from a settled nation to warlike nomads who instead of herding animals from one boring river to another went from one boring river to another killing whoever they found stealing their stuff and eating it... sometimes eating whoever they found as well. This was the fault of their neighbours, they had created a monster out of a peaceful nation which really just wanted to live and now they were paying for it.
Crezth
i knew you were a real man of the left
Aztexas went cannibal... there's no hope for Yakhma now. The moment they see hungry mobs devouring their fallen divisions morale will plummet substantially.
Icekommander
Colonel
*looks at own story* *looks at Tyrion's story* *looks at own story again* *laughs*
Crezth
i knew you were a real man of the left
Man the central American countries are so creative and interesting, I really don't want any of them to die.
D'Artagnan59
The Gascon
Sumeria had finally found peace. It had seemed foreign to them after fending off every single neighbors' attack. Now, their armies had no people to fight. Interestingly, the Sumerians reached the Classical Age at this time as well. They had steel swords instead of spears. They also learned how to work iron. What did this mean?
The Vultures had become obsolete. The Vultures would be in special honor and pensions. Many would go on to be Immortals, but some others would retire. Ningirsu would still be Army Commander and beyond Annunaki.
Annunaki was descending into old age quickly. He was fifty-seven and still needed a successor. This crisis could possibly tear Sumeria apart. Could the great dynasty of Annunaki be toppled by the Arabian sultan? Or will Annunaki find a successor? Find out after the break!
The Vultures had become obsolete. The Vultures would be in special honor and pensions. Many would go on to be Immortals, but some others would retire. Ningirsu would still be Army Commander and beyond Annunaki.
Annunaki was descending into old age quickly. He was fifty-seven and still needed a successor. This crisis could possibly tear Sumeria apart. Could the great dynasty of Annunaki be toppled by the Arabian sultan? Or will Annunaki find a successor? Find out after the break!
Amon Savag
The Great
T-Wat Empire's orders
-Spend all jack on armies. Expand to islands in the specific ocean, and continue to behonk the Hannese with like... 8 armies or something.
-Spend all jack on armies. Expand to islands in the specific ocean, and continue to behonk the Hannese with like... 8 armies or something.
As time passed and the kingdom of Beneria expanded, the lands became increasingly difficult to manage. Perhaps the most remembered example of this was at the end of the Fourteenth Dynasty, when the Third Mutasa was completely unaware of the fact that an army general had taken over the throne until a year after the fact, when he tried returning to his palace after supervising a campaign on the other side of the country.
In any case, the Second Mutasa of the Sixteenth Dynasty had in 825 AE just defeated a rebellion in the eastern part of the kingdom, which had been going on for about 20 years before anyone actually knew what was going on. Getting fed up with the whole thing, he created eight Suberias. Each one of the eight was to be directly ruled by Subtasa (with one exception), but the ultimate authority still resided with the Mutasa. In addition, each Subtasa chose his successor in case of death, but at any time the Mutasa could remove a Subtasa and choose a new one to take his place.
The following are the list of Suberias, dated 825 AE (the capitals share their names with those of the Suberias):
Montaga -- The heart of Beneria, it contains the capital city and is ruled directly by the Mutasa.
Benora -- Located along the Benon and just to the northwest of Montaga, it contains a major centre for trade within the kingdom.
Rebnir -- The westernmost Suberia, it contains one of Beneria's three major ports.
Jalacca -- Situated between Montaga, Benora, and Rebnir, it has made great strides in recent years because of newer, more advanced irrigation techniques have taken advantage of the many rivers in the area.
Lonari -- To the east of Montaga, it is most certainly second only to its western neighbour in many aspects.
Colan -- Situated along the coast to the south of Lonari, it contains Beneria's largest seaport.
Borolus and Kamia -- consisting of the north and south of the Borol Basin respectively, they are the two newest regions of Beneria and as such the least populated. However, growth is expected to occur in the near future as the population expands.
In any case, the Second Mutasa of the Sixteenth Dynasty had in 825 AE just defeated a rebellion in the eastern part of the kingdom, which had been going on for about 20 years before anyone actually knew what was going on. Getting fed up with the whole thing, he created eight Suberias. Each one of the eight was to be directly ruled by Subtasa (with one exception), but the ultimate authority still resided with the Mutasa. In addition, each Subtasa chose his successor in case of death, but at any time the Mutasa could remove a Subtasa and choose a new one to take his place.
The following are the list of Suberias, dated 825 AE (the capitals share their names with those of the Suberias):
Montaga -- The heart of Beneria, it contains the capital city and is ruled directly by the Mutasa.
Benora -- Located along the Benon and just to the northwest of Montaga, it contains a major centre for trade within the kingdom.
Rebnir -- The westernmost Suberia, it contains one of Beneria's three major ports.
Jalacca -- Situated between Montaga, Benora, and Rebnir, it has made great strides in recent years because of newer, more advanced irrigation techniques have taken advantage of the many rivers in the area.
Lonari -- To the east of Montaga, it is most certainly second only to its western neighbour in many aspects.
Colan -- Situated along the coast to the south of Lonari, it contains Beneria's largest seaport.
Borolus and Kamia -- consisting of the north and south of the Borol Basin respectively, they are the two newest regions of Beneria and as such the least populated. However, growth is expected to occur in the near future as the population expands.
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Condor_green
King
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amon before the orders announcment i sent orders via pm do they still count?
Amon Savag
The Great
No... Your country's about to splode into a thousand piece. (Yes, they count)
flyingchicken
Deity
- Joined
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- Messages
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ORDERS: Spend one jack on 1/3 a BAMF and continue our CONQUEST of European Egypt, which will continue into a conquest of Northern Africa later on. We will genocide the race of people who don't think SPARTA is full of awesome.
STORY:
In the Awesome Palace of Leonidas XXXII, he visited by an envoy from the local Egyptian army camp. Being the sporting man that he was, the king allowed the envoy to meet him: he was going to slaughter them anyway and feast on their Egyptian babies anyway.
"King Leonidas XXXII," said the man smugly, smirking.
"What is it?"
"YOU SUCK."
Leonidas XXXII stared at the man in a moment of shock. His bronze nipples were getting hot with anger. Within moments, he had pulled out his 9mm Achilles hand-crossbow and shot the Egyptian through the chest.
"Heh," gasped the dying Egyptian. "Youhhh--hhhhh--stillhhh--hhhhh--suckhhh."
And then the Egyptian died. Several metal-covered guards entered the room after hearing the shot fired--they had very sharp ears.
"Are you alright sir?"
"Not very smart, are you?"
"No, I daresay I'm not."
Leonidas XXXII stared at the idiot guard before him. Probably had an Egyptian boy this morning, he thought, in all possible ways "had" could mean.
"... Uh, well, clean this mess up," the King said finally, after a staring match with his guards. "These Egyptians are getting sassier every day."
"What should we do, sir?"
"We take away the plebeians' rights to sass. Tell the Council."
"Aye, sir."
And so the plebeians of SPARTA, including and especially the conquered Egyptians, lost the right to sass.
STORY:
In the Awesome Palace of Leonidas XXXII, he visited by an envoy from the local Egyptian army camp. Being the sporting man that he was, the king allowed the envoy to meet him: he was going to slaughter them anyway and feast on their Egyptian babies anyway.
"King Leonidas XXXII," said the man smugly, smirking.
"What is it?"
"YOU SUCK."
Leonidas XXXII stared at the man in a moment of shock. His bronze nipples were getting hot with anger. Within moments, he had pulled out his 9mm Achilles hand-crossbow and shot the Egyptian through the chest.
"Heh," gasped the dying Egyptian. "Youhhh--hhhhh--stillhhh--hhhhh--suckhhh."
And then the Egyptian died. Several metal-covered guards entered the room after hearing the shot fired--they had very sharp ears.
"Are you alright sir?"
"Not very smart, are you?"
"No, I daresay I'm not."
Leonidas XXXII stared at the idiot guard before him. Probably had an Egyptian boy this morning, he thought, in all possible ways "had" could mean.
"... Uh, well, clean this mess up," the King said finally, after a staring match with his guards. "These Egyptians are getting sassier every day."
"What should we do, sir?"
"We take away the plebeians' rights to sass. Tell the Council."
"Aye, sir."
And so the plebeians of SPARTA, including and especially the conquered Egyptians, lost the right to sass.
Amon Savag
The Great
Update started (A little behind regular schedule, I know. stfu)
