ASNES- My Return to Our Roots

Wait a second, how can i be at war if im not even in the game yet
 
JBOM if your excepted as Egypt you start off at war with SPARTA
 
oh god! I don't know if my incendiary midgets are gonna be able to contend with their BAMFs
 
Cmon JBOM, you can do it!
 
yeah JBOM we believe in you and your crazy midget army
 
I retract my statement. Not sure if update will be tonight or tomarrow morning.
 
yayat update soon woot:woohoo::bounce::run::bday:
 
I don't want to go to war with sparta i meant to prepare for them invading me
 
Update started.
 
1200AE

Alderia-It's now PNC. Expands economy and modernizes army. Comes under attack by carthage. Loses 2 divisions and repels most of the Carthaginean attack. Also loses entire navy to Carthaginean fleet. A second invasion comes from germanica and they lose another 2 divisions and ground to the germanican invaders.
Amazonia-It's now NPC. Expands economy and invests in mad sciences. Enters classical age.
Aztexas- Loses 1 division and gains massive ground.
Beneria-Expands economy
California-When you post orders on the thread, and then send orders via PM, the posted orders will be the orders I use.
Capi'Latsu-It's not EP, it's jack. Expands economy. Taianism starts spreading to this land.
Carthage- Forgets to pay upkeep for troops, but invades Alderia anyways with less efficient troops. Loses 3 divisions and only really gains posession of the alderian islands.
Charrúa-Upgrades army and expands.
Egypt-Fends off invasion by SPARTA. Loses 2 divisions to SPARTA BAMFs
Englesh-Gets annexed by Germanica.
Germanica-Annexes Englesh, and invades Alderia losing no men so far, and taking considerable lands that were close to culture flipping anyways.
Gojoseon-Expands. Learns of Taianism from Rouran.
Golden Horde- Finishes wonder and expands economy. Taianism spreads to this realm. Suffers culture flip by culturally superior Russian.
Han- Has been dead for a couple of turns now, but it's still fun to write stuff for them. Eh, Warhead?
Harrapa-NMR (Banks jack) Completes wonder.
Kanaada-Expands army and borders.
Louisianna-Loses 5 divisions and bunches of ground against the 2 invaders on opposite sides of their empire.
Minneston-Without losses, Minnestron takes back all lands taken by louisianna in the past, and takes some Florida to boot.
Rouran-Expands and spreads Taianism.
Russia-Expands economy and borders.
SPARTA- Attacks Egypt. No naval losses experienced, but when they landed on the shores of Egypt, lost 2 BAMFs due to Egyptian hordes.
Tarvalus-Enters Bronze age
T-wat Empire- Expands economy and borders.
Sinhala-Peacefully expands.
Sumeria-Forgets to pay upkeep. Pissed off army. Expands economy.
Te-Reo-Expands economy and borders.
Yahkma-Attacks barbarians, losing 1 army in the process. Takes alot of ground, though!
Zululand-Peaceful expansion.

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If you know anyone who'd like to play as either Sinhala or Amazonia, or Alderia, have them post.
 

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OOC: Shouldn't I be at -2 Upkeep, not -3?
 
1200AE

Han- Has been dead for a couple of turns now, but it's still fun to write stuff for them. Eh, Warhead?

[Expletive deleted]****[/Expletive Deleted]

I mean, hell, I created the [Expletive deleted]*******[/Expletive Deleted] Calender. At least give me a consolation prize :p
 
to: Alderia
from: Germanica
Surrender to us and Carthage or you will be crushed.
 
to: Minneston and Aztexas
from: Humble Louisiana

gentleman, our people have fought for thousands of years. Literally. The bloodshed should end. You have won, please listen to my peace offer.

Spoiler :
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The Time has come.

After a couple of hundred years of raping and pillaging the land, the Golden Horde realized something. They weren't doing anything at all Horde Like. I mean, look at their economy! They had highways, cities. Every citizen had a ten horse chariot. They were nothing like a cool horde at all!

And, as the people of the Golden Horde enjoyed their prosperity, they realized, being fancy, they rather liked their race being called golden, even though they were really a light tan color. However, Golden Horde? What the hell is up with that.

Khan Temijun realized this will of the people, and set off to change it. Going to the world naming comittee, he bought a name a powerful country like his could have.

The Most Serene Golden Repblic

The time was now! Democracy was at hand! Freedom! FREEDOM! FREEDOM! FREEDOM!

Now, untill they realize we're just a Merchant Republic....
 
You're correct supermath. Just send orders like it's -2 upkeep.
 
Spoiler Stats :
Beneria/Supermath
Government: Absolute monarchy
Age:Classical
Color: Orange-ish
Economy:Recovered 6/(-2 upkeep)
Army:9(Classical age)
Navy:5(Classical age)
Sciences:1
Culture:3
Wonder:Trade Center at Montaga (+2 Economy)[Complete]Lemming City (+Economy++Culture)[3/4]


Spoiler Orders :
  • Spend all 4 jack on 4 army guys
  • Complete the wonder
  • Invade Alderia. Have five divisions board our five fleets and land to the north of that Carthaginian colony thingie. Have everyone else invade from their southeast (where else?). Try to take as much territory as possible, and see if we can cut off Carthage's progress, so stop them from taking land that could be ours.
 
All y'all teaming Alderia: . .. .. .. .. .. .. ..

Spoiler :
Russia/Crezth
Despotism
Age:Bronze
Color: Maroon
Economy:Grown 5/0(-1 upkeep)
Army:3(Bronze age)3(Bear Cavalry)
Navy:3(Bronze age)
Sciences:2
Culture:10
UU:Bear Cavalry: Aggressive and dangerous units, can consume the flesh of fallen enemies to become sated. Perform exceedingly well in cold climates and forest regions; not so much in warmer areas.(1 jack per division)
Wonders:Russian Vodka (+military might+Culture)[Complete]The Kremlin(+economy+Attrition for enemies, armies upgrade at half price)[7/13]


ORDERS-

Spend 2 jack on regular armies and 2 jack on bear's cavalry.

Then, surprise attack Germanica. Have 1 bear cavalry secure Norway and then use 3 navies holding 2 bear cav and 1 regular army to strike Denmark. Use all the rest of our forces to do a broad front attack on all of east Germanica, focusing especially in the north to take Germany proper. Drive forward with all available forces, keep to the forests to take advantage of the bear's abilities, and the cold climates we're focusing in should boost the bears further. That should humble them!

Work some more on the Kremlin.

Story tomorrow afternoon (second half of Neptune's Bounty) this time f'real. Plus a bonus story maybe.
 
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