Balotelli's Vow is Broken

[Synobun]

I don't understand how Bananas are rasist for black people?

The implication is that blacks are akin to primates. A silly and immature implication but racists follow it nonetheless.

 

[woody60707]

The implication is that blacks are akin to primates. A silly and immature implication but racists follow it nonetheless.

Faceplam! ... Yea, I don't know how I missed that. I was thinking Islanders, and how is that connection made.

 

[cardgame]

Black people are from Africa

Monkeys are from Africa

Such a simple conclusion, a caveman monkey could do it.

 

[MagisterCultuum]

Yeah, but Bananas are from South East Asia, and until fairly recently recently would be quite foreign to African monkeys. Also, as far as features like brow ridges go Europeans are much closer to apes than are Africans or Asians (but not Australian aborigines). Many apes have rather light skin under their fur too, and fur that is rather straight rather than kinky.

Of course, racism in general does make much sense if you try to base things on facts rather than cultural associations.

 

[holy king]

the black people~monkeys thing goes back to the 19th century.

the monkeys love bananas thing probably too?

 

[Mr. Dictator]

But bananas were made, specifically for man, by god.

Ergo, racist people think black people love god more.

QED.

 

[Synobun]

But bananas were made, specifically for man, by god.

Ergo, racist people think black people love god more.

QED.

Jesus was clearly a pale white skinned blonde man that inspired the masses to be of pure race.

Am I getting this right?

 

[Mr. Dictator]

Jesus was clearly a pale white skinned blonde man that inspired the masses to be of pure race.

Am I getting this right?

He was actually a sentient crystal shard that was ejected from the galactic core at the the end of the last great cycle. To put into layman's terms, our souls are complex vibrations that material took on when it ruptured into self-awareness. These vibrations cause a ripple effect when we pass away, and center in the galactic core. Therefore, the Jesus Crystal (obviously, the pure form of the word, as opposed to our modern corruption), represents the sum of all experiential value in our galaxy. He was a distilled gift of knowledge from the entire galaxy, and we crucified him to spread that knowledge about the world. Kind of like a pinata of enlightenment.

Unfortunately, many still don't accept this truth.

Krishna (also a corruption of crystal) consciousness came about when the truth was rediscovered and an attempt was made to unite mankind with the gift of enlightenment that we have right before us.

Edit: I forgot to mention the most important part!

This knowledge must be spread before December 21st, when the next crystal shard comes our way. This may seem like a good thing, but we must remember the principles of yin and yang. Because the last crystal was a yin-crystal, the next will be a yang-crystal. If this sacred knowledge is not widespread enough by this point, the consequences will never be the same. We can already feel the effects of this crystal approaching.

Email this information to all your friends, post it on facebook, and every blog you see. The truth will save us all.

 

[holy king]

jesus was clearly black.

 

[Formaldehyde]

I wonder if black Jesus was larger than the typical Jew and was the subject of ridicule by Romans when he tried to put on soccer smocks as well.

More on the overt racism directed at Mario Balotelli:

A BLACK ITALIAN DOES NOT EXIST…

Mario Balotelli, by most people’s assumption, would be a fair-skinned Italian. Born Mario Hurwa, he’s actually a black Ghanian whose parents immigrated to Italy and gave him up to an Italian family. At 19 and already a starter every now and then for one of Europe’s premier clubs, Internazionale, he’s the brightest talent Italy has to offer in his age group. Strong, lightning-quick and standing at 6’2,” he’s a physical force to be reckoned with.

Last weekend, with Inter embarrassingly down a goal to Cagliari, manager Jose Mourinho threw in Balotelli at half-time to add a third forward to a formation already including Samuel Eto’o and Diego Milito. Though he didn’t score, he was certainly disruptive upfront as Inter reversed the advantage in their favor after the substitution to win 2-1.

However, racist chanting by the Cagliari fans against Balotelli marred the win—it wasn’t the first time he’d dealt with similar treatment. Last year, playing away in Turin against Juventus, opposing supporters jeered at him, “A black Italian does not exist.”

Euro 2012: Croatia first team charged by UEFA for racism over fan chants at Balotelli

WARSAW, Poland - UEFA laid its first formal charges of racism at the European Championship on Saturday, opening a case against the Croatian football association after receiving reports that fans made monkey chants at Italy forward Mario Balotelli.

Croatia is charged with "improper conduct" of supporters, including "racist chants, racist symbols" at a game in Poznan on Thursday, UEFA said in a statement.

UEFA received reports from anti-discrimination monitors working with Football Against Racism in Europe, who wrote that Croatia fans made monkey noises and displayed far-right nationalist flags.

"It was fairly consistent throughout the game," FARE executive director Piara Powar told The Associated Press. "It was at its most intense as he was substituted and left the field."

The Croatia association, known by its initials HNS, said it condemned the incident and "distances itself from all deviant behaviour on the part of the fans."

Those responsible were "not supporters, but hooligans who should be isolated from all sports events," the Croatian body said in a statement, appealing to UEFA "not to punish the Croatian national team."

UEFA rules make national associations responsible for their fans' behaviour. Punishments range from warnings and a sliding scale of fines to points deductions and even expulsion from Euro 2012.

Four years ago, UEFA fined Croatia 20,000 Swiss francs (then $19,600; C12,450) for its fans' neo-Nazi flags and chants during a Euro 2008 quarterfinals loss against Turkey in Vienna, Austria.