JOHN ELWAY
This is how its going to go down:
1. Broncos somehow get a playoff spot.
2. Broncos battle their way to the superbowl through sheer guts and reckless abandon for their physical health. Cutler and whoever the backup is go down. They are down to their 3rd string quarterback going into the superbowl.
3. The 3rd string dude sucks, but with Shanahan's coaching brilliance, they are down by 5 points with time for exactly one play, from their own 1 yard line. But the 3rd string guy is hurt! It looks like there will be no quarterback!
4. Someone up in the booth calls down to Shanahan, it turns out that through a bizarre clause in his old NFL contract, John Elway is legally able to take one last snap.
5. From the sky, John elway parachutes down on a horse, wearing fairly tight jeans, a tucked in button up shirt, and a cowboy hat.
6. Elway takes the snap from the shotgun, but the defense is closing in, and his receivers are well guarded. He throws up a hail mary. In fact, he throws it so unbelievably hard that his arm rips from his body, and the arm with the ball go hurtling through the air, to the endzone. Elways severed arm, ball still in hand (his grip is that good) lays in the endzone, and the refs are forced to rule it a touchdown. Broncos win!!!!