Best/Worst/Funniest Pick-Up Lines

[GoodSarmatian]

Then you should probably not talk to women.

That's really unfair to guys who can't get themselves to flirt when they are sober and can't contain their creepyness when they are drunk/high.

 

[Lexicus]

That's really unfair to guys who can't get themselves to flirt when they are sober and can't contain their creepyness when they are drunk/high.

I don't think so. Men are not entitled to the company of women.

 

[rah]

Yeah, that right has to be bought.
With money or pride.

 

[GoodSarmatian]

I don't think so. Men are not entitled to the company of women.

Yeah, we're not entitled, but that was bit judgemental on Valessa's part. We can't know how creepy Warpus really was when we weren't there. Some lines that may seem sleazy when you hear the description can be actually charming (in an awkward way) in proper context.

 

[rah]

There is no context that makes "I guess a blowjob is out of the question" charming.

 

[Ryika]

Yeah, we're not entitled, but that was bit judgemental on Valessa's part. We can't know how creepy Warpus really was when we weren't there. Some lines that may seem sleazy when you hear the description can be actually charming (in an awkward way) in proper context.

But I wasn't telling warpus that he shouldn't date women, I told Akka, after he admitted that even by his judgement he "sounds like a creep when he's honest". If even he realizes that, but has no way of changing it, then he probably is objectively a creep and should in my mind do his best to stay clear of women, as it will only create problems for them.

 

[GoodSarmatian]

Creepyness has many levels, and people who have some self awareness about it probably aren't as bad those who genuinely believe hey are smooth.

 

[rah]

I'm not sure about that. Some women (and they can correct me if i"m wrong) find the smooth more creepy and the bashful more charming.

 

[Akka]

But I wasn't telling warpus that he shouldn't date women, I told Akka, after he admitted that even by his judgement he "sounds like a creep when he's honest". If even he realizes that, but has no way of changing it, then he probably is objectively a creep and should in my mind do his best to stay clear of women, as it will only create problems for them.

Nah, I just need to get a soundproof basement.

 

[The_J]

If even he realizes that, but has no way of changing it, then he probably is objectively a creep and should in my mind do his best to stay clear of women, as it will only create problems for them.

Total...
The only way to get better at something is to train it, same hold for this.

And at least 3 of my female friends told me that at the beginning I appear to be pretty creepy, but that this changes as soon as they got to know me.
First impression is not always right ^^.

 

[Ryika]

Nah, I just need to get a soundproof basement.

DUDE! Not cool.

Total...
The only way to get better at something is to train it, same hold for this.

That's why I think some sort of training by professionally trained women who can live through the creepiness would be nice for those guys.
Although, on the other hand, maybe that just puts a mask on a disfigured face that will come off at one point if you understand what I mean.

Might be the worse result in the end.

 

[civver_764]

Getting pickup advice from a girl is like getting fishing advice from a fish.

 

[Ryika]

Getting pickup advice from a girl is like getting fishing advice from a fish.

Fishes can't talk, but if they could, they'd be the best sources for accurate information, right?

 

[GoodSarmatian]

Getting pickup advice from a girl is like getting fishing advice from a fish.

Because all the women I am interested in are not sentient and don't survive the encounter...

If I had such an opnion of women I'd also take my balls and go home.

 

[civver_764]

There's a conflict of interest. Fish don't tend to have experience catching fish.

 

[Akka]

DUDE! Not cool.

Oh yes it's cool. Basements tend to be fresh enough.

 

[Ryika]

Oh yes it's cool. Basements tend to be fresh enough.

 

[GoodSarmatian]

Oh yes it's cool. Basements tend to be fresh enough.

Now you're taking it too far.

Spoiler :

That's what she said !

 

[Arakhor]

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[Manfred Belheim]

There's a conflict of interest. Fish don't tend to have experience catching fish.

I think quite a lot of fish have immense amounts of experience of catching fish. Not with rods though, I'll give you that.