brandonbowler
What the Deuce?
got to this web site and find a joke and post it. 40 Ways To Annoy People On The Subway
Author: Unknown
Submitted by Scott L on 12-21-1998
Suitability: PG
Genre: List, Rating: 2.71
1. Take large objects on the train with you.
2. Sing songs. Start a round with everyone on the train.
3. Eat onions and garlic and talk to the people next to you.
4. Sell stuff.
5. Stand in front of the doorway and glare at people when they
try to get by.
6. Yell to your friends at the other end of the train.
7. Make fun of other people while they are in hearing distance of
you.
8. Ride the train while drunk. Extra points if you throw up.
9. Constantly ask people for directions.
10. Ask people where they are from.
11. Ask people where they are going.
12. Quiz people on the meaning of life.
13. Start a game of poker. Extra points if it's strip poker.
14. Start a game of tag. Extra points if it's strip tag.
15. Start a game of twister.
16. Use a cell phone. Talk loudly.
17. Turn your headphones up to 120 decibels and then complain
loudly that they just don't make headphones loud enough anymore.
18. Shake off your umbrella on the people sitting down.
19. Shake off your hair on the people sitting down.
20. Ring out your shirt on the people sitting down. Even on days
when it's not raining. Make them wonder where it all came from.
21. Ring out the shirt of the person sitting next to you. Extra
points if you get slapped.
22. Bring a pet. Preferable a rattlesnake. Without a cage.
23. Juggle eggs.
24. Juggle knives.
25. Juggle babies.
26. Don't take a shower for a month.
27. Stick your feet way out into the aisles when sitting down.
Extra points if you're wearing clown shoes.
28. Tell the people your problems. They really want to know.
29. Start line dancing. Even when there's no music.
30. Use the shoulder of the person next to you to take a nap.
31. Use the shoulder of the person next to you to blow your nose.
32. Use the shoulder of the person next to you to cry.
33. Have deep philosophical conversations about belly button
lint.
34. Play an accordion for money. Make people pay you to stop.
35. Jump up and down muttering "gotta go, gotta go" then frown
and say "oops."
36. Get on while carrying live ammo. Oh...wait, that's for how
to kill people on the subway.
37. Where a Burger King crown and tell everyone that they must
bow before royalty. Hit those who don't.
38. See how many different pick-up lines you can use on the train
driver.
39. Use pennies in the turnstile.
40. Hijack the train.
Author: Unknown
Submitted by Scott L on 12-21-1998
Suitability: PG
Genre: List, Rating: 2.71
1. Take large objects on the train with you.
2. Sing songs. Start a round with everyone on the train.
3. Eat onions and garlic and talk to the people next to you.
4. Sell stuff.
5. Stand in front of the doorway and glare at people when they
try to get by.
6. Yell to your friends at the other end of the train.
7. Make fun of other people while they are in hearing distance of
you.
8. Ride the train while drunk. Extra points if you throw up.
9. Constantly ask people for directions.
10. Ask people where they are from.
11. Ask people where they are going.
12. Quiz people on the meaning of life.
13. Start a game of poker. Extra points if it's strip poker.
14. Start a game of tag. Extra points if it's strip tag.
15. Start a game of twister.
16. Use a cell phone. Talk loudly.
17. Turn your headphones up to 120 decibels and then complain
loudly that they just don't make headphones loud enough anymore.
18. Shake off your umbrella on the people sitting down.
19. Shake off your hair on the people sitting down.
20. Ring out your shirt on the people sitting down. Even on days
when it's not raining. Make them wonder where it all came from.
21. Ring out the shirt of the person sitting next to you. Extra
points if you get slapped.
22. Bring a pet. Preferable a rattlesnake. Without a cage.
23. Juggle eggs.
24. Juggle knives.
25. Juggle babies.
26. Don't take a shower for a month.
27. Stick your feet way out into the aisles when sitting down.
Extra points if you're wearing clown shoes.
28. Tell the people your problems. They really want to know.
29. Start line dancing. Even when there's no music.
30. Use the shoulder of the person next to you to take a nap.
31. Use the shoulder of the person next to you to blow your nose.
32. Use the shoulder of the person next to you to cry.
33. Have deep philosophical conversations about belly button
lint.
34. Play an accordion for money. Make people pay you to stop.
35. Jump up and down muttering "gotta go, gotta go" then frown
and say "oops."
36. Get on while carrying live ammo. Oh...wait, that's for how
to kill people on the subway.
37. Where a Burger King crown and tell everyone that they must
bow before royalty. Hit those who don't.
38. See how many different pick-up lines you can use on the train
driver.
39. Use pennies in the turnstile.
40. Hijack the train.
Hehe, gotta try that. Too bad there aren't any subways in Mobile. I bet it would work even better if you brought along your friends to act as nobles, and help you hit people who don't bow down before you.
