'Bro, do you even whip?' - Civ IV memes thread

[lindsay40k]

We've all been trolled by Shaka, backstabbed by Catherine, or generally vexed by the AI's poor decisions. It's not good to keep frustration pent-up; let it out in meme form!

To start us rolling...

FINE. *starts whipping catapults*

At least if you meet him early, you can buy open borders with Alphabet.

Seriously, what is with the Immortal graphic and animation?

 

[lindsay40k]

Every Earth18 game, ever

Had AI Mansa pull this in in a multiplayer game. I WAS going to convert him to Hinduism to get him and Boney on board for a coalition against the heathens hanging around my rival; result was, if the two of them weren't beating seven shades out of each other, Mansa was comfortably zooming towards Lib.

 

[TheMulattoMaker]

I haz no meme-creation skillz, but I'm envisioning Izzy saying, "EXCUSE ME SIR, DO YOU HAVE A MINUTE TO TALK ABOUT JESUS CHRISTBUDDHA?"

 

[lindsay40k]

I haz no meme-creation skillz, but I'm envisioning Izzy saying, "EXCUSE ME SIR, DO YOU HAVE A MINUTE TO TALK ABOUT JESUS CHRISTBUDDHA?"

 

[Manco Capac]

The AP picture is fail. Just give a city with the AP religion.

 

[lindsay40k]

The AP picture is fail. Just give a city with the AP religion.

That assumes space to place one where it'll be an option to gift it?

 

[Manco Capac]

There's also the ancient arcane of the wounded caravel gift to Toku with a missionary on board...

 

[lindsay40k]

There's also the ancient arcane of the wounded caravel gift to Toku with a missionary on board...

I like it!

 

[Manco Capac]

lol, but it's really true story.

 

[TezaPsyborg]

Ok it's kinda on the border of strictly a civ4 meme and I'm too dumb to figure out how to make it full size, but...

 

[lindsay40k]

Fullsizing: once an attachment's attached, you can right click on its name, copy the URL, and paste it into IMG tags in the post editor.

 

[J@ckRB]

<Cue appropriate 'FFFFFUUUUUUUUU-' image here>

 

[Imperator Knoedel]

-.- Apparently I´m too incompetent to create a meme. I was going to post something about Axemen killing Spearmen with ease but having problems chopping down ordinary trees.

 

[TezaPsyborg]

Fullsizing: once an attachment's attached, you can right click on its name, copy the URL, and paste it into IMG tags in the post editor.

Cheers for the advice, for some reason the url version on the free site I used has the words out of proportion since I made it this morning Oh well I know for next time.

 

[J@ckRB]

Self-explanatory.

 

[capnvonbaron]

Maybe I'm the only one who has this seem to always happen, but...

 

[capnvonbaron]

Or....

 

[BornInCantaloup]

Ah! This is very funny!

My humble attempts. Is this how it's done?

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Other pics that show promise...
We all know this one:

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But those... oh, those! I present you the (unedited) fearsome Genghis Bhan (also known as Attila the Hun):

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Hmmm... I suppose I could use some training

 

[capnvonbaron]

 

[lindsay40k]

Couple of Stalin memes