[BtS] DIPLOMACY: a mod for Diplogames!

[MadmanOfALeader]

Perfect Kim Jong Il diplotexts.

[CENSORED] yeah!

 

[The Capo]

"...so lick my ass and suck on my balls..."

Did that movie release internationally or just in the states? Its quite a film!

 

[MadmanOfALeader]

I think it released internationally, since allegedly Kim Jong-Il asked the Czech Republic to ban the film.

 

[MadmanOfALeader]

Speaking of Central European countries, here we go with diplotext for Lech Walesa of Poland.

First Contact:
Greetings, [CT_NAME]. I am [CT_NAME] of the [OUR_EMPIRE]. Today is a glorious day indeed, because we will change the world, united in solidarity!

Refuse to Talk:
Silence can speak out, too. It's better than your lies and hatred, at least.

No Peace:
Even the most complex situations can be solved by a dialogue and not by force - except this one. So no.

Friendly Greeting:
Well, our beloved guest [CT_NAME] has arrived. Bogdan, pass the pierogies!

Annoyed Greeting:
You don't deserve to shake my hand, [CT_NAME], so I will only allow you to shake my leg.

Weaker Demand Tribute:
[CT_NAME], be kind and aid us in the reconstruction of [OUR_CIV_SHORT].

Equal Demand Tribute:
Well, it's hard to make a bull move unless it wants to, but if you don't agree to give me this I guess hamburgers will be on the menu tonight!

Stronger Demand Tribute:
I pray for peace between [OUR_CIV_SHORT] and [CT_CIV_SHORT]. All I can say right now is don't make me pray for an rifle tonight.

 

[Aussie_Lurker]

Man I LOVED that movie-it took the p**s out of EVERYONE (both the Left and the Right). I thought that was BRILLIANT! My only issues were with the vomit scene and the puppet sex scene

Aussie.

 

[MadmanOfALeader]

My only issues were with the vomit scene and the puppet sex scene

At least it didn't happen at the same time. (And if it did, what the hell. I'm a furry, so I've seen much worse)

 

[The Almighty dF]

At least it didn't happen at the same time. (And if it did, what the hell. I'm a furry, so I've seen much worse)

And I've raided some furry sites, so I've seen much worse as well.

 

[MadmanOfALeader]

Hell, just looking at DF's avatar is disturbing enough.

 

[MadmanOfALeader]

Here's the diplotext I have so far. Somebody else asked me for it.

 

[MadmanOfALeader]

Here is some diplotext for Mobutu Sese Seko of the Congo.

Mobutu Sese Seko of the Congo:

First Contact:
Welcome, [CT_NAME]. I am [CT_NAME], Father of the Nation, Savior of the People, and Supreme Combatant of the [OUR_EMPIRE]. So, tell me, will you bend to my every command, or shall I lead [OUR_CIV_SHORT] in the conquest of [CT_CIV_SHORT], leaving fire in my wake?

Refuse to Talk:
Slimy toad! Do not dare touch the chief!

No Peace:
When you are a soldier, either you surrender or you are killed. But you don't flee. The [OUR_EMPIRE] will get the job done.

Friendly Greeting:
Good evening, [CT_NAME]. Let's go for a ride on one of my many Mercedes. Please pay no attention to the starving rebels.

Annoyed Greeting:
I am SO close to wiping you out, [CT_NAME]. I advise you not to test my patience any longer.

Weaker Demand Tribute:
The [OUR_EMPIRE] has been heavily exploited for years. Please give us this.

Equal Demand Tribute:
Nobody plays the bribery game like I do, [CT_NAME]. The deal is simple: this for your survival.

Stronger Demand Tribute:
Hand this over, [CT_NAME], or you shall be hanged before thousands of spectators at the town square!

 

[MadmanOfALeader]

This is for Satur of Minoa.

First Contact:
Greetings [CT_NAME]. I am [OUR_NAME], king of the [OUR_EMPIRE]. Won't you stay for a while and enjoy our bull-leaping contest?

Refuse to Talk:
I'm sorry. My palace isn't open right now. Try talking to me another time, like never.

No Peace:
Stop the war? Bull excretion!

Friendly Greeting:
Welcome back to my palace, [CT_NAME]. Let's go to the courtyard. Those bulls are just asking to be leapt over!

Annoyed Greeting:
You again? Oh, great. I haven't felt this ticked off since my wife cheated on me with that bull.

Weaker Demand Tribute:
What do you think of this, [CT_NAME]. Pretty sweet deal, isn't it?

Equal Demand Tribute:
We don't much like war, [CT_NAME], but if you're not willing to be friendly we have no reason not to crush you!

Stronger Demand Tribute:
Hand this over now, [CT_NAME], unless you'd like to keep the Minotaur company.

 

[IgorS]

Here's the diplotext I have so far. Somebody else asked me for it.

I noticed that in this list there is no diplotext for Haile Selassie, so if you need it here it is:
<TEXT>
<Tag>AI_DIPLO_FIRST_CONTACT_LEADER_HAILE_1</Tag>
<English>Greetings from [OUR_NAME]: Conquering Lion of the Tribe of Judah, Lord of Lords, King of Kings of [OUR_CIV_SHORT] and Elect of God!</English>
</TEXT>
<TEXT>
<Tag>AI_DIPLO_REFUSE_TO_TALK_LEADER_HAILE_1</Tag>
<English>I don't wish to speak to you, go away!</English>
</TEXT>
<TEXT>
<Tag>AI_DIPLO_NO_PEACE_LEADER_HAILE_1</Tag>
<English>Above all, from the human mind must be erased all thoughts of War as a solution. Then and then only will War cease!</English>
</TEXT>
<TEXT>
<Tag>AI_DIPLO_GREETINGS_ATT_FR_LEADER_HAILE_1</Tag>
<English>I, [OUR_NAME], am pleased to receive such a great ruler as yourself in my palace!</English>
</TEXT>
<TEXT>
<Tag>AI_DIPLO_GREETINGS_ATT_FUR_LEADER_HAILE_1</Tag>
<English>What are you doing here? How many more lives are you going to ruin?</English>
</TEXT>
<TEXT>
<Tag>AI_DIPLO_DEMAND_TRIBUTE_POWER_WEAKER_HAILE_1</Tag>
<English>Knowing that material and spiritual progress are essential to man, we must ceaselessly work for the equal attainment of both, don't you agree? So, will you help us out?</English>
</TEXT>
<TEXT>
<Tag>AI_DIPLO_DEMAND_TRIBUTE_POWER_EQUAL_HAILE_1</Tag>
<English>It is us today, it is you tomorrow. Help us today, we might help tomorrow!</English>
</TEXT>
<TEXT>
<Tag>AI_DIPLO_DEMAND_TRIBUTE_POWER_STRONGER_HAILE_1</Tag>
<English>If you give us this I will forgive you all the bad things you've done to us. I don't think you should refuse.</English>
</TEXT>

 

[MadmanOfALeader]

I don't have Colonization, but I do have a mod with Colonization material... I'm looking for Champlain's diplotext so I can use it for Johan de Witt (they being the same leaderhead), but the mod only has one line. Can anybody who has Col assure that there aren't more lines for him in the game.

 

[IgorS]

I don't have Colonization, but I do have a mod with Colonization material... I'm looking for Champlain's diplotext so I can use it for Johan de Witt (they being the same leaderhead), but the mod only has one line. Can anybody who has Col assure that there aren't more lines for him in the game.

Here:

The people of the [OUR_CIV_ADJ] welcome you. I look forward to a lasting peace between us. What about you?

While I don't mean to offend you, if I do it does not really matter. I simply do not have the time to waste on you. Goodbye.

I forget the phrase but I believe it has something to do with someplace freezing over.

If it isn't my favorite person in the whole room! Let's see how we can meet each others needs.

If it isn't my least favorite person in the whole room! Let's see how you can meet my needs.

Please give us what we ask for. In trade I can offer you my gratitude.

Did you forget it is my colony's birthday? That's OK. As a gift, you could just give us what we ask for.

Please don't embarrass your colony. Give us what we want and know you did the smart thing.

 

[MadmanOfALeader]

I will replace the word colony with the respective civ's names.

 

[IgorS]

I will replace the word colony with the respective civ's names.

Of course.

 

[MadmanOfALeader]

This is for Canute of the Vikings. What do you think?
Canute of the Vikings

First Contact:
Greetings to the [OUR_EMPIRE]. I am [CT_NAME]. Let there be peace between us and we shall be friends. Betray and you shall answer to he who controls the tides!

Refuse to Talk:
Stay away from here until you have something truthful to say to me!

No Peace:
Don't worry, [CT_NAME]. This battle will end very soon - after you DIE!

Friendly Greeting:
Hail [CT_NAME]! You have returned. Let's ride on our fleets and raze some villages!

Annoyed Greeting:
Oh, you're back...You know, I'd really like to go raze some villages of yours right now.

Weaker Demand Tribute:
Do me this little favor and my armies will stay out of your turf. For now, at least.

Equal Demand Tribute:
Come on, you and I know well your fleet is no match for my fleet. Pay up if you want to live.

Stronger Demand Tribute:
You have two options: pay up or die a horribly embarassing death.

 

[MadmanOfALeader]

How about this for Cetshwayo?

First Contact Text:
Good day, [CT_NAME]. I am [OUR_NAME], king of [OUR_CIV_SHORT]. I give some honorary beads, for you are welcome in the [OUR_EMPIRE].

Refuse to Talk:
You are banished from my land, [CT_NAME]!

No Peace:
I cannot make peace with a witch like you. Now go!

Friendly Greeting:
I am happy to see you once more, [CT_NAME]. Let us go to the watering hole and hunt some leopards!

Annoyed Greeting:
I shall let you speak, [CT_NAME], but only because I am a fair man. Just don't expect me to listen.

Demand Tribute Weaker:
Share what you have, [CT_NAME]. It is a [OUR_CIV_ADJ] custom.

Demand Tribute Equal:
Make an offering to the [CT_CIV_ADJ] ancestral spirits, [CT_NAME]. If you don't many misfortunes will rain upon you, maybe even death.

Demand Tribute Stronger:
Even a just man like me has to make threats like this once in a while: hand this over or you shall die.

 

[MadmanOfALeader]

This is for Andranik of Armenia.

First Contact Text:
Greetings! I am [OUR_NAME] of the [OUR_EMPIRE]. I hope that our two great peoples can live together in peace, but if we cannot, I will fight you even if you have a vastly superior army!

Refuse to Talk:
Do not dare enter [OUR_CIV_SHORT], you lowlife!

No Peace:
How do we know that [OUR_CIV_SHORT] is safe with you around, eh, [CT_NAME]?

Friendly Greeting:
Your presence honors us, [CT_NAME]. What can [OUR_CIV_SHORT] do for you today, [CT_NAME]

Annoyed Greeting:
Why are you here, [CT_NAME]. Haven't the [OUR_CIV_ADJ] people suffered enough torture?

Demand Tribute Weaker:
Our people have been murdered and raped, so we would appreciate some help from you, [CT_NAME].

Demand Tribute Equal:
The [OUR_CIV_ADJ] asks you for this, [CT_NAME]. It will not ask a second time.

Demand Tribute Stronger:
We the [CT_CIV_ADJ] abhor genocide, so I'll make you this deal: hand this over and we'll only kill you and a couple of other soldiers, but that's it!

 

[MadmanOfALeader]

Both Argentine leaders now have diplotext, because I wrote some from Perón. Most of these are based on stuff he said.

First Contact Text:
Greetings! I am [CT_NAME] of the [OUR_EMPIRE]! [CT_CIV_SHORT] is just to her friends, but swift against her enemies. I hope that for your sake you do not decide to turn against us.

Refuse to Talk:
Get out of here, [CT_NAME]. I have no desire of hearing you yap.

No Peace:
There shall be not even an ounce of justice for the enemy, [CT_NAME].

Friendly Greeting:
I'm glad to have you here, [CT_NAME]. And so is Evita. She has been wanting to dance the tango with you...

Annoyed Greeting:
I've invited some real scum to live in [OUR_CIV_SHORT], but nobody as awful as you.

Demand Tribute Weaker:
Give us this and you shall be a friend [OUR_CIV_SHORT]. I do not recommend being our enemy.

Demand Tribute Equal:
[OUR_CIV_SHORT] does not deceive who does not betray her. Don't betray [OUR_CIV_SHORT], [CT_NAME].

Demand Tribute Stronger:
For every [CT_CIV_ADJ] who falls, so will five of your men. Think about that before you deny us this.