Gwadaman
Chieftain
Report from Vine Grower Assembly to Emperor Bonaparte:
"Dear benefactor,
We are pleased to say our vineyard are growing faster and better than ever. Collect is going to start pretty soon and our vines will again fill with wonder all european countries. I'm sure their leaders will understand that we need more territories in order to grow up our production. They will happily accept our protection against those barbarians whose don't like the finest luxuries. And if they argue, you know you can count on french will to make them see where is their interest.
Best regards,
Albert Klipfel"
(Again feel free to help me out with my grammar.)
"Dear benefactor,
We are pleased to say our vineyard are growing faster and better than ever. Collect is going to start pretty soon and our vines will again fill with wonder all european countries. I'm sure their leaders will understand that we need more territories in order to grow up our production. They will happily accept our protection against those barbarians whose don't like the finest luxuries. And if they argue, you know you can count on french will to make them see where is their interest.
Best regards,
Albert Klipfel"
(Again feel free to help me out with my grammar.)