The Furher is sad to announce that the Dutch and the Swedes have joined the side of the imperialistic English and the sniveling French. Of course, we knew that they were easy to bribe and were expecting these courses of events. We were not dismayed for long, however, as we have unleashed the full fury of our armed forces. Our frauleins were good at dispersing the wine and cheese to the French as their few meager forces were easy to kill, whatever forces we could find that is. Apparently the French gave some wine and cheese to the English navy as they were so drunk they couldn't keep their boats afloat. Many a young seamen now rests in Davy Jones' Locker. We look forward with eager anticipation at sinking many more English boats. Our airforce also got some good target practice this month as we were able to bomb some units in the field into dust. The memory of The Red Baron lives! Next month will be even better as many of our forces will sleep in the Paris! The German High Commander sends this message to his enemies: "Ich kicken sei arse ist mucho gut!" which means "Surrender now or die!"
Battle Reports:
English:
6 Infantry
5 Tanks
3 Artillery
1 Rifleman
4 Transports (How many units were aboard I wonder?)
3 Paratrooper
1 Flak
Lost the city of Thessaloniki
Lost the city of Narvik
Sweden:
1 Infantry
1 Artillery
1 Cruiser
Lost the city of Karistag
Dutch:
4 Infantry
2 Artillery
1 Flak
1 Worker
Lost the city of Bruxeller
Lost the city of Amsterdam
France:
2 Infantry (Send more units for me to kill. Put down your wine and cheese and quit running away)
Germany:
1 Tank
1 Bomber
2 Panzer