Can we get married here?

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On their way to get married, a young couple are involved in a fatal car accident. The couple find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting, they begin to wonder: Could they possibly get married in Heaven? When St. Peter shows up, they asked him. St. Peter says, "I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out," and he leaves.

The couple sat and waited for an answer . . . for a couple of months. While they waited, they discussed that IF they were allowed to get married in Heaven, SHOULD they get married, what with the eternal aspect of it all. "What if it doesn't work?" they wondered, "Are we stuck together FOREVER?"

After yet another month, St. Peter finally returns, looking somewhat bedraggled. "Yes," he informs the couple, "you CAN get married in Heaven." "Great!" said the couple, "But we were just wondering, what if things don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?"

St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slams his clipboard onto the ground. "What's wrong?" asked the frightened couple.

"OH, COME ON!" St. Peter shouts, "It took me three months to find a priest up here! Do you have ANY idea how long it'll take me to find a lawyer?"
 
L:lol:L Good one!

Edit: I reminds me on a another joke about lawyers:
Santa Claus, Tooth fairy, Good lawyer and Bad lawyer play cards. Who wins?





The Bad lawyer. The other three don't exist.
 
:lol:.

Great one.

:goodjob:
 
King Alexander said:
@superslag
That's a new one. I usually get mistyped as superslut! :lol:

(I'm not criticizing your typing, mate, I really do think it's funny.)
 
Pentium said:
L:lol:L Good one!

Edit: I reminds me on a another joke about lawyers:
Santa Claus, Tooth fairy, Good lawyer and Bad lawyer play cards. Who wins?





The Bad lawyer. The other three don't exist.
Reminds me of Banky's drawing in Chasing Amy
 
A bloke goes into a stone-merchants, and asks for a gravestone to be made.
"Yeah, I want the inscription on the grave to read 'An honest man and lawyer rest here'. Can you do that?"
To which the stone-merchant answers:
"Sorry, mate, it's illegal to bury to people in the same grave around here!".
 
Q. How many lawyers does it take to shingle a roof?

A. It depends on how thinly you slice them.

Q. What do you have if you bury a lawyer up to his neck in sand?

A. Not enough sand.

Q. If you throw a lawyer and an accordian off of the Empire State Building at the same time, which one hits the ground first?

A. Who cares?
 
Q: What's the difference between possum roadkill and lawyer roadkill?

A: There are skidmarks before the possum roadkill.


Q: What do a lawyer and a sperm cell have in common?

A: They both have a 1 in 1,000,000 chance of becoming a human being.
 
Q: What do you get when you crossbreed a pig and a lawyer?
A: Nothing. There's some things even a pig won't do.
 
An engineer takes his three lawyer friends to a restaurant for a lunch.

The waiter comes, and ask "what would you like to drink?"
The engineer replies "we'll all have a pint of beer".
Then the waiter turns to the engineer, and asks "what would you like to eat"?
The engineer replies "I will have a wienerschnitzel"
Then the waiter asks "what about the vegetables?"
The engineer replies "They will have the same".
 
It looks like this thread's turning into a lawer joke thread. Oh well, when in Rome...

Q. What's transparent & lies in the gutter?

A. A lawer with the crap beaten out of 'em.
 
Q. Whats the difference between a lawyer and a buck of monkey excrement

A. The bucket
 
Why did the little girl cry when a busfull of lawyers fell off a cliff?

You could have fit in at least three others :(
 
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