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Year 2100: Radio Anthology
"This is the end of Year 2100" announced the sweaty radio broadcaster. "We'll play back memories of the turn-of-the-century. We'll begin by month."
"...5...4...3...2...1... BOOM! Holy CRRRK... Oh my... get out of the way please! This is a terrible start to the new year, Times Square's Countdown ball has just exploded, and so have police cars around the Square. I see police coming in and (Shooting noises and screaming) WHOA! (Radio fades a little) CRKK... Shooting is starting. I see an emblem of the Eye of God, and CRRKSH... (Radio dies)"
"The UN has committed several troops to help out the Spanish forces in Algeria, particularly Algiers which they captured on February 22. (Turns to UN) 'The UAPF has been found responsible for massacre of civilians, genocide, homicide, invasion of neutral countries, suppliers of an unknown terrorist group, hiding members of the Eye of God, deliberately...' Morocco has officially joined the fight against the UAPF. They have taken several key bases in western Africa. The UN has about 5,000 peacekeepers within Algeria, and Morocco has uncountable troops in western Africa..."
"The UAP has taken the Suez Canal yesterday, on March 17. This is an extreme blow to Egyptian morale and economy. Our crack reporter, Gregory Harden reports. '(Gunfire and Mortar fire) As you can hear, BOOM! there is heavy fighting around the Suez Canal as the Egyptians try to take it back. I see tanks rolling in and some of the Elite Guard has taken positions around the canal and... (Shelling starts) The HMS Beatles (A cruise ship) has just been hit! I see passengers falling down into the water and... BOOM! Okay, the Egyptian military is telling us to clear out! A shell just landed 15 feet away! I'll report more as we get to a safer location!' On another note, the UAP has begun to attack Israel in an extreme mode."
"I'm here at Oxford University, where several Eye of God extremists had taken campus until today, on April 17. They went into the university at 11:00 AM on April 13, and have killed as many as 26 people, about 20 of them students. The British government had to pull out MI5 operatives to deal with this terrorist attack..."
"The UN HQ in New York was bombed today (May 1), as was the US Denver Mint. Over 37 civilians died, and many wounded. The Eye of God has been found guilty of this, as well as the New Year's bombings on London, Paris, and Peking. We also have reports of an attempt to break into the Free China missile base, but the Eye of God was fended off by the Chinese military"
"China finished Joay Gao da tower yesterday, on May 3. It is the tallest structure in the world, and has begun to generate much tourism income already. Also, a top secret project named PWNZOR has begun. Very few details were leaked, only that we know it will advance technology extremely."
"The Ta have landed on both the Himalayas and the Andes as early as May 5. They have begun to use those same machines near the Urals. China and India have sent crack troops to investigate. The Andes Ta mission was less successful, as some of their 'resource' ships crashed down, and several of them were shipped from the SAPF to the EU and the US for examination. We've succeeded in communications with the Ta, but it is limited."
"Britain has begun the Irish Tunnel, a 'Chunnel' across the Irish Sea. It is intended to boost Irish-British relations and infrastructure.
"France has nuked the Hague, where the EU summit was meeting. Luckily, nuclear shelters were built as France declared war on Luxemborgia. The EU summit wasn't as lucky. Only the Spanish and Swiss ambassadors survived. This action was followed by France being banned from EU applications for 40 years, and a declaration of war against France. Germany, Switzerland, and Italy took action immediately. Nice job, Mr. 'I didn't read the consequences of launching nukes CLEARLY on page 1' Either way, if you send GOOD orders this time, I'll consider giving you a 'bonus;"
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