2110: The World is Pwned
President Harold Mendel Impeached, Andrew Anderson Sworn into Office
After the conviction of Former President Harold Mendel by the Supreme Court and the UN International Court, he was impeached unanimously by Congress, as Vice President Andrew Anderson was sworn into office. Also, the empty seats in government positions have been filled for the first time since 2095.
(US: -3% Dissent)
Strange Storms Over North America's Pacific coast
(Note: This is real news, not a joke, this was a real plan given to me in orders)
Recently, strange storms of chicken butts have popped up over Washington, Oregon, California, Idaho, and western Mexico. The populace have been stirring about these storms, and noone can come up with a good explanation. Although many people do not appreciate chicken butts raining from the sky, farmers are in a mixed position. Water intensive crops have been lost, as rain has strangely been replaced by the butts, but other crops grew well, as chicken butts were good fertilizer. The crops fertilized have had the largest harvest since 2080.
(US: +1% Dissent, +1 EP to be spent this turn
Mexico: +3% Dissent, +1 EP to be spent this turn)
Canada Enters New Golden Age
After reforms by the Canadian government, and tax cuts, the economy has improved, education has begun to show results, and the people have become happier. Areas of Canada have rejoined the union.
(+2 economy levels, +1 education, -10% Dissent)
Ta Begin technology exchange with Turkey
In a recent Ta/Turkish meeting, the Ta have exchanged some advanced laser technologies with ways to harvest metals more easily. The result has been satisfaction between both factions.
(Turkey: +10/30 Anti-Missile batteries
Ta: +1 mineral output for colony)
Crimson Patriots strike yet again
The Crimson Patriots have begun terrorist attacks on almost every single country in the world, suicide bombers, detonations, sabotage, mortar attacks, and many assorted acts. The most prolific attack was in Jerusalem, where a car bomb was detonated near the Dome of Rock. It caused minimal damage to the structure, but caused 76 deaths and over 300 injuries to worshipers.
Mortar Attacks in GUK
Mortars from an unknown source struck SoHo, destroying over 30 structures and causing 30 casualties. The GUK has expressed outrage and pledges to find the sources of these attacks. The main suspect is the Irish Resistance forces.
(+2% Dissent)
Special Section: Second Napoleonic Wars
Franco-German Front
Italian paratroopers helped save German forces and help reorganize the offensive. German forces recently scattered into the French countryside before. German forces have begun the march towards Paris, and have begun to use napalm against French fortifications.
Franco-Spanish Front
Portuguese forces move ever close to Bordeaux, as they clear out any forms of resistance. They have begun to rebuild or restore any damage done to recently captured areas not near the front. Spanish forces have fallen in the Pyrenees, after weather conditions allowed French bombers to sweep over the Spanish side. France now controls the mountains, but Spanish forces are putting up last resistance in Andorra.
Italian Front
Action has slowed here, as there has been a stalemate in the south. In the north, the EEC continues the march onto Rome, but are slowing down due to resistance fighters. The northwest is finally a point where Italy has an advantage, they have managed to push toward Marseilles, and are advancing to rthe city as quickly as possible.
Baltic Front
Poland has entered the war on Germany's side, and has taken much of eastern Denmark, including Copenhagen, after aerial bombardment and a sweep-up by land forces. Amphibious assault has secured parts of northern Denmark, and Danish forces are about to collapse. German forces have landed in Norway, and have held a small, but secure beachhead.
US-Franco Front
US forces have advanced so far, they have reached the outskirts of Paris. However, fortifications have proved impossible to break. Aerial bombardment or artillery hasn't worked so far. French defenders have held the line.
(France: -35,000 infantry
Italy: -10,000 infantry
EEC: -1,000 infantry
Denmark: -40,000 infantry
Scandinavia: -3,000 infantry
Poland; -10,000 infantry
US: -8,000 infantry
CA: -300 infantry
Luxemborgia: -1,000 infantry
Spain: -10,000 infantry
Portugal: -1,000 infantry)