Chaos SG 2 AND Chaos SG 3

[HookEmHorns]

Oh boy, another Chaos game! Put me where you will Munterpipe.

Hook 'Em

 

[princecharles]

Bah, who needs settlers?! Watch as I will destroy all who oppose me, obliterating all civs with my mighty warrior of 2 attack! All shall fear me, and at the end of the day, I will no longer be "prince" charles. All hail...Dictator Charles!

...
Guess this is a got it.

Oh, and Longhorns?!? If you were in the game, I'd give you a slow, painful death. Long Live UTEP!

 

[Munterpipe]

That's the spirit PC!
Hookem, I'll let you choose between the artist and the storyteller.

 

[princecharles]

But apparently we DO have a settler...
http://forums.civfanatics.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=132805&stc=1&d=1153163509

...YES! We have hills, Immediate construction of warriors imminent!(Hey, warmongerers don't have time to spell stuff corectly.)
Unfortunatly, doesn't seem like I have a turn limit. So, 20 turns of pain sound good, eh?

 

[HookEmHorns]

Storyteller is fine and I don't have a beef with the Miners!

Hook 'Em

 

[Munterpipe]

20 sounds good. then 15 and 10 thereafter. I'll right you down as the storyteller, Horny.

Edit: If the guys at chaos 3 wants to start in vanilla right away, I'll order one of my pranksters to whip it up immediately.

 

[SpriteSODA]

i suggest you randomly switch players from 2 and 3 roasters to make a complete chaos.

 

[Munterpipe]

Of course. The puppeteer moves his players around on the rosters like pawns on a chess-board. They are all mere cards in his deck, played in ways uncomprendable and mysterious.

 

[pigswill]

The puppeteer demonstrates his flawless mastery of the mixed metaphor.

 

[princecharles]

Behold, and look in wonder, For I, Dictator Charles, have completed my turnset. Unfortunatly, we have problems....

1:I settled Timbuktu on the spot. Hills=materials=troops, lots of troops.

2:Our warrior spts a harmless village, crush it.
http://forums.civfanatics.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=132809&stc=1&d=1153165278
We also started to learn mining, to get even MORE materials to get even MORE troops.

3:http://forums.civfanatics.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=132810&stc=1&d=1153165319
We devastated the village, and tortured the peasants until they tuaght us how to fish. To baad non o' tem tuaght us how to spel yet.

4:Nada
5:Boring
6:warrior still looking for a path to Timbuktu.
7:Behold! For I have created a second Warrior, And have begun on a third!
Also, We learned Mining!
http://forums.civfanatics.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=132811&stc=1&d=1153165586
Now, on to the wheel, becuase i want more powerful units!
8:Still looking, that warrior is.
9:and looking...
10:and looking...
11:and looking...
12:and looking...
13:Wheel Is finished, though it has come to my attention that we have no horses anyway. Ah well, the roads are still good. Go to farming.
The I realize something else, something...evil....

http://forums.civfanatics.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=132813&stc=1&d=1153165812
We're in SETTLER difficulty?!?
oh, and Buddhism is FIDL
14:Hinduism is FIDL. Hooray, we're officially atheist, an we stil ca't spel.
15-17:warrior getting frustrated.
18: Farming is done, now we can use the food from farms to feed our army! On to pots, so we can pay our army.
19:I found Catherine and Bismack, but I didn't know they were on a team when i declared war on Catherine. Bah, who cares?!? KILL THEM ALL!
20:I think the warrior is on a different continent...
http://forums.civfanatics.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=132814&stc=1&d=1153166096

 

[princecharles]

And the save:http://forums.civfanatics.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=132815&stc=1&d=1153166139

Just thought of another thing I could've been in this SG, The Speedster. Posts the got it and the report on the same day within an hour of eachother. Rushes all decisions, and isn't a good typer. Maybe someone else could do that.

 

[Munterpipe]

The I realize something else, something...evil....

We're in SETTLER difficulty?!?

That really IS evil.
How on earth is Strauss supposed to get any girls, if they find out he lost a game of civ 4 at SETTLER difficulty!

 

[Munterpipe]

Princecharles (warmonger) played
Jeejeep (AI Pushover) UP!
Atlas (Grumpy Cleaner) on deck
Hookemhorns (storyteller)

 

[princecharles]

jeep Jeep is up? Uh-oh, he may not like that all the AI's we know hate our guts...
By the way, do I get a point for noticing that we're on settler dificulty, and that Catherine and Bismarck are on a team?

 

[pigswill]

Trivial point until Chaos 3 starts but I've been hit by the Civ4 Gremlin; soon as I try to load civ 4 the computer crashes, subsequent error report goes on about smartlink modem driver needs updating but my flash broadband computer has a netdragon 56k modem not a smartlink modem.Methinks a butterfly flew into my teacup and created a storm there.
A point for noticing we're on settler difficulty? How many points would you want for noticing we're on deity?

 

[Strauss]

That really IS evil.
How on earth is Strauss supposed to get any girls, if they find out he lost a game of civ 4 at SETTLER difficulty!

A) How on earth am I supposed to get girls anyway?
B) You put me in Chaos 3 you fool
C) We haven't even lost yet

I see no reason to single me out as a target for your pathetic little jokes. Don't make me take out the .

 

[Munterpipe]

A) How on earth am I supposed to get girls anyway?
Don't make me take out the .

Depending on the girls, that may solve your problem

 

[Strauss]

You are sick! Sick I tell you!

 

[princecharles]

Hopefully Jeep Grand Cherokee gets here soon, otherwise he'll only find dead bodies. Only three cuased by Struass and Munterpipe's fight, the other 125 cuased by me. What can I say? I'm bored.

 

[Rex Tyrannus]

@PC, you might have gotten a point for the team bit had you not found it out by getting a two-fer on your war declaration. Sorry. Oh, and I've decided that I can't do enough chaos by altering the save after only one set. Next person's up.

Points:

Conroe: 1
All y'all else: 0