Chaos SG

[ChrTh]

Neither AI we are at war with would take peace during my turns. They wouldn't even talk to me, though I didn't check the last couple of turns so at this point it might be possible. I have a feeling they are going to smell blood and keep on us though.

I looked at the save last night; both Civs will talk to us now, but Cathy wants a city and Qin wants to destroy us. Apparently they don't like all the Chaos

 

[Munterpipe]

Apparently they don't like all the Chaos

That's funny. As I recall, none of them have the Organized treat?

 

[ChrTh]

That's funny. As I recall, none of them have the Organized treat?

I bet the prankster gave it to them

 

[Munterpipe]

Very sneaky of him

 

[Zalson]

...we're organized...

 

[Munterpipe]

Haha. Got to give Ruff credit for that.
Good job on cathing that prank.

 

[Zalson]

ahhh... ain't irony grand (and I don't mean the metal)

 

[ruff_hi]

Haha. Got to give Ruff credit for that.
Good job on cathing that prank.

Wow - extra bonus points on catching a prank that I didn't even realized that I had made ... or it just could be the internal prankster coming out.

 

[ChrTh]

Wow - extra bonus points on catching a prank that I didn't even realized that I had made ... or it just could be the internal prankster coming out.

Hey, you're the pushover, aren't you? I think I know who we can blame when we lose this game. Way to go, ruff_hi

 

[Zalson]

And we were so close to winning after my turnset

Gosh!

:rofl:

 

[ruff_hi]

Hey, you're the pushover, aren't you? I think I know who we can blame when we lose this game. Way to go, ruff_hi

Listen buster - I may be the pushover but I am not the walkover. If anyone is to blame, I am sure there is enough for us all to share. I would start with those religious nuts, then all of those people who used the whip and lastly those who antagonized poor Cathy to the point she felt compelled to help us.

(re-reading it, that sounds a bit harsh - sorry if I offended anyone. I always count my blessings that no-one knows where I live.)

[aside]Psst - want to buy a civ forum mailing address. It says here that Ruff_Hi lives at ... (background noice of struggle) ... he lives at ... (sound of huge rock falling and hitting something) ...[/aside]

Sorry about that - normal services will be resumed shortly.

 

[Munterpipe]

Cathy would maybe have had a harder time crushing us like bugs, if the pushover hadn't supplied her with our CITIES back on page 21!

 

[Strauss]

Under the inspirational leadership of Strauss the Micromanager, the soldiers of Chaos have managed to turn back the Russian and Chinese hordes and Chaos has become the new world power, while Catherine and Qin have been have been put on a rather sharp pole. All hail Strauss the Micromanager!




Turn 330 (1920 AD)
Butterfly begins: Rifleman
Butterfly's borders expand
Butterfly finishes: Rifleman
Yangzhou finishes: Rifleman
Rifleman defeats (14.00/14): Chinese Rifleman
Rifleman defeats (14.00/14): Chinese War Elephant
Longbowman defeats (3.60/6): Chinese Grenadier
Rifleman defeats (11.06/14): Chinese Grenadier
Rifleman defeats (11.06/14): Chinese Catapult
Rifleman defeats (4.90/14): Chinese Grenadier
Spearman loses to: Chinese War Elephant (2.00/8)
Longbowman loses to: Chinese War Elephant (6.16/8)
Rifleman loses to: Chinese War Elephant (5.76/8)
Hinduism has spread: Butterfly
Confucianism has spread: Butterfly
Butterfly lost

Turn 331 (1921 AD)
User comment: Lizzy asks us to adopt Free Religion:S
Rifleman promoted: Formation
Catapult promoted: Combat I
Catapult promoted: Combat II
Rifleman promoted: Combat II
Rifleman promoted: Pinch
Yangzhou begins: Rifleman
Catapult loses to: Russian Knight (7.20/10)

Turn 332 (1922 AD)
User comment: Both Catherine and Qin demand English Setter; but we shall defend to the last! (unless they're actually asking for a dog )
Chaos finishes: Rifleman
English Setter finishes: Catapult
Rifleman defeats (8.12/14): Russian Cannon
Rifleman defeats (5.18/14): Russian Rifleman
Rifleman defeats (5.18/14): Russian Grenadier
Rifleman loses to: Russian Cossack (10.44/18)
Rifleman loses to: Russian Cossack (7.74/18)
Rifleman loses to: Russian Knight (2.50/10)
Knight loses to: Russian Knight (10.00/10)

Turn 333 (1923 AD)
Chaos begins: Rifleman
English Setter begins: Rifleman
Catapult promoted: Combat I
Catapult promoted: Barrage I
Catapult loses to: Russian Cossack (10.44/18)
Rifleman promoted: Combat II
Rifleman promoted: Pinch
User comment: English Setter is practically defenseless while our Battleship is still stuck to the ground
Rifleman defeats (9.52/14): Russian War Elephant
Rifleman loses to: Russian Cossack (7.74/18)
Catapult loses to: Russian Cossack (12.78/18)
Christianity has spread: English Setter
Hinduism has spread: English Setter
Taoism has spread: English Setter
English Setter lost
Taoism has spread: English Setter (Russian Empire)

Turn 334 (1924 AD)

Turn 335 (1925 AD)
Rifleman promoted: Combat II
Rifleman promoted: Formation
Rifleman defeats (14.00/14): Russian Knight
Adamame finishes: Rifleman

Turn 336 (1926 AD)
Adamame begins: Rifleman
Rifleman promoted: Combat II
Rifleman promoted: Formation

Turn 337 (1927 AD)
Rifleman defeats (10.36/14): Russian Knight

Turn 338 (1928 AD)
Rifleman promoted: Combat III
Chaos finishes: Rifleman
Adamame finishes: Rifleman

Turn 339 (1929 AD)
Chaos begins: Rifleman
Adamame begins: Rifleman
Rifleman promoted: Combat II
Rifleman promoted: Formation
Rifleman promoted: Combat II
Rifleman promoted: Combat III
Rifleman defeats (5.60/14): Russian Cossack

Turn 340 (1930 AD)


I really hate the prankster. He could have dropped a couple of tanks in the jungle, but noooooooooooo. He gives us a Battleship

We're quite screwed:


However, Zalson is just the type of guy for this situation. Godspeed boy! Chaos is depending on you

(this should be fun as everyone will try to postpone the fall of Chaos until the next player's turnset )

 

[ruff_hi]

Cathy would maybe have had a harder time crushing us like bugs, if the pushover hadn't supplied her with our CITIES back on page 21!

Please, kind sir, do you mind if I get a little word in here ..., just one little one? I never gave her cities. It was one CITY. Just one and she asked very nicely with it (hair toss and all!).

(this should be fun as everyone will try to postpone the fall of Chaos until the next player's turnset )

Yes, but if someone asks nicely for it, I may gift it away.

 

[Munterpipe]

The roster.

SG Breaker (munterpipe)
Tyrant (Minion joe)
Pushover (ruff_hi)
Cleaner (chriseay)
MicroManager (Strauss) Done!
Religious Fanatic (Zalson) You can do it!
Automaton (jeejeep alternating for Sharog) on deck.
Warmonger (chrth)

Since I'm the Sg maker and ironically the SG breaker I decide that each player can from now on only play one turn each.

Zalson, you're up.
So do one turn and report in detail what happened.

The one who loses the game on his turn gets 15 nasty pranks played on him by Conroe.

 

[Strauss]

LOL

The Chaos continues!

 

[ChrTh]

The one who loses the game on his turn gets 15 nasty pranks played on him by Conroe.

Hrmmm ... I'm thinking I should empty all the cities on my turn to attack the encroaching troops and once the turn is over, pass it to Munterpipe to hit ENTER

 

[Munterpipe]

Mean warmonger. Consider yourself skipped until I figure out a better punishment.

 

[Conroe]

I really hate the prankster. He could have dropped a couple of tanks in the jungle, but noooooooooooo. He gives us a Battleship

More than happy to oblige! All you had to do was ask!
Oh Wait ... Stauss failed to mention which color flag that the tanks should be under ...

If there is anything else that you need, please just PM me ...




Wow ... that was quick ... a PM requesting a picture of SLB ... Here ya go ...

I must admit, I'm not really sure how this picture will help things out ...

 

[Munterpipe]

Is that a barbarian modern armor??!