Chaos SG

[ruff_hi]

Any ideas of where to settle?

The corn, on the corn - instant health bonus!!! Save the worker for something else.

 

[ChrTh]

The corn, on the corn - instant health bonus!!! Save the worker for something else.

I don't know if we should trust him.

 

[pindicator]

Great stuff. If this game comes out as anything other than a loss, I'll be amazed. Lurk mode enabled.

Are you kidding? As long as my micromanagement prowess doesn't let us down (and why should it!?) and the other players don't it up, we can't possibly lose! Although I won't be around much (at work now of all things) early on, so as long as the game isn't lost by Monday evening we'll be fine.

All calculations point to victory

 

[bobrath]

Lurker Comment:
Hardest part for me will be keeping roles straight in my mind as I read the comments.

Posting so I can have an easy place to come back and check!
Warmonger (Strauss)
SG Breaker (Sharog)
Tyrant (chriseay)
Pushover (Minion joe)
Cleaner (munterpipe)
MicroManager (pindcator)
Religious Fanatic (chrth)
Prankster (ruhh_hi)

Course I'll have to take notes on the best pranks played AND best SG breaks. You know, just in case....

 

[MinionJoe]

We should beeline to bunkers. We really really need bunkers.

 

[Zalson]

Damn! Too late! Or is it (automaton?) If I am... then

lurker's comment:

If you think this game is fun, check out this thread.

--Zalson

 

[Munterpipe]

I removed the automaton, since we had a very large roster, but if it's ok for the others, I'll put you up. The automaton must follow all the reccomendations for build orders, tech research, city placements and so forth. But don't use the autologger. I think if you post your turns, and defend all your actions as if it was your own decisions, it will turn out more enjoyable.

 

[Strauss]

Sorry for keeping you waiting, I've had quite some things to do the last 24 hours. The report will definitely be up tonight (GMT) though!

 

[Strauss]

4000 BC: The reign of Kublai Strauss the Warmonger begins.
'Bob the Builder' (prank #1 ) settles on starting spot and the capital Chaos begins training Warriors. The existing Warriors, the Ikono-know (prank #2 ) band starts searching for victims to slaughter. We also start researching mining, in order to get to Bronze Working and Copper as quickly as possible.

3920 BC: The Ikono-know Warrior band find a small, peaceful community. Blegh . All the inhabitants are slaughtered and 50 talents of gold are brought back to the Warmonger.

3800 BC: The borders of Chaos expand.

3680 BC (turn 9): We have researched the art of mining. We now go into Bronze Working. Clubs will suffice against animals and tribes, but we need more 'efficient' weapons to be succesful in war against the civilized.

3600 BC (Turn 11): Our glorious Ikono-know slaughter lions.

3480 BC: The Ikono-know find another tribal village. As our Warriors pursue them into the woods, they learn to move faster through forests and jungles.



IBT 3440 BC: I meet Peter 'the Great' of Russia. I think his face doesn't look very good connected to his body; it would look much better on a stake. I also hate the yellow outfits of his scouts (prank #3? ). We declare war.


3440 BC: We kill the yellow scouts (0.5/2)

3400 BC: Our Warriors are promoted after their victory and become stronger.

3360 BC: We hear word of a 'religion' called 'Buddhism' founded in a 'distant land'. A land soon to be conquered of course.

3280 BC: Chaos finishes training its 3rd Warrior band, which garrisons the city. I also order the people to start work on a Barracks, so that our men will be trained better.

3200 BC (Turn 20): Kublai Strauss the Warmonger is assasinated by the evil Sharog, who then takes the throne.(the jerk ).

 

[Zalson]

[Robot Voice] I agree to all your commands Munterpipe. I will think for myself, but cannot go against the commands of master Sid. [/Voice]

Sahweet!

--Zalson

 

[ruff_hi]

'Bob the Builder' (prank #1 ) settles on starting spot and the capital Chaos begins training Warriors. The existing Warriors, the Ikono-know (prank #2 ) band starts searching for victims to slaughter.

I'll give you 2 out of 2 for that.

The Ikono-know find another tribal village. As our Warriors pursue them into the woods, they learn to move faster through forests and jungles.

I meet Peter 'the Great' of Russia. I think his face doesn't look very good connected to his body; it would look much better on a stake. I also hate the yellow outfits of his scouts (prank #3? ).

I'll give you 0.5 of a mark for noting their yellow outfits.

However, you get a -1 for not posting the save as that is my job (stealing the save).

Prankster Tally
Ruff Hi 342,623,343.0
Strauss 1.5
The Rest - Zero

 

[Sharog]

hmm, i think he is trying to avoid me breaking the game so early on ;/

 

[Strauss]

Uhm... oops?

Sorry guys. It was really late at night

Here it is anyway.

 

[ruff_hi]

I have it - back in 10 minutes.
Edit: Its back!

 

[Munterpipe]

Sharog, you're up. we all do ten turns each from now on

 

[T_Raccoon]

wait which save should Sharog play?

 

[BeefontheBone]

Lurker's Comment: The second one - I suspect Ruff was fulfilling his role as prankster there

 

[Munterpipe]

And Sharog is fulfilling his role as a SG breaker when not posting a got it.

 

[ruff_hi]

oh dang - I forgot to play my 10 rounds - guess I will do 20 next time.

 

[Sharog]

see, some bad jjoke to research mystism, i mean what the hell, what we need is make our ppl know how to SAIL !, so sailing it is. the war front is going greaT !, i tried to invade peter's capital with 1 uber tier 3 promoted warrior !.

and what better use is there than to use our newly fresh trainer worker to pop a hut: