My favorite first is:
Boudica- Booty Call, come on, could she be any more of a cougar?
Hammurabi- Ham Sammich
Pacal II - Branded Cow (the thing on his head, and he's always pissed)
Gilgamesh- Gilga-Dreds. I know he doesn't have dreds technically, but they are close.
Zara "Junior Varsity Track Star" Yacob
Catherine - Cat Call
Elizabeth - Her Portliness
Shaka "Tupac" Zulu - although after the earlier pic, I may change to 50 Cent
Suleiman- So Long Man (like you are saying goodbye)
Suryavaraman - "We are the Borg, we will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own, resistance is futile"
Louis "Who Farted" XIV
Wang Kon - Wang Chung, 80's pop music anyone?