CivFanatics vs. Apolyton: The Beginning
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Catharsis
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Nooo! LightFang beats me with 70 results!
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*FWOOSH!*
*BOOM*
"Take cover!"
"Ahhhhh!!!!"
"They got Lightfang!"
"Hitti, GET THE MEDIC!"
"I don't know where he is!"
"Dammit! Fall back!"
Several minutes of running later....
"Where is Lightfang?"
"Ah! Doc chox"
"Shut up. I was only drafted as a medic"
"Here he is"
*Rip*
"ARGH!"
"Mortar hit you?"
"Yeah..."
*Begins to pull out wood splinters*
"ARGH!"
"Dammit. You got any morphine, alcohol, any painkillers?"
"None. Supplies keep dropping into the Apolyton side"
"Any spare bandages?"
"One"
"Gimme that. Sorry Lightfang, all we got"
"We don't even got an aid station"
Meanwhile...
*Bring*
"This is Perfection's CFC Armory, how may I help you?"
"We need medical supplies and ammo!"
"On their way"
*Bring*
"This is the One Stop Porn shop, how may I help you?"
"We need more illicit photos for the Porntroopers, about 1,000 pics"
"Yessir Thunderfall"
*Bring*
"Apolyton Armory, how may I help you?"
"We need mortar rounds"
"Okay, I'm sending 300"
*Bring*
"Perfection Computers, how may I help you?"
"We need more bandwidth"
"Get a better connection, I can't help you"
*Bring Bring Bring*
To be continued...
*BOOM*
"Take cover!"
"Ahhhhh!!!!"
"They got Lightfang!"
"Hitti, GET THE MEDIC!"
"I don't know where he is!"
"Dammit! Fall back!"
Several minutes of running later....
"Where is Lightfang?"
"Ah! Doc chox"
"Shut up. I was only drafted as a medic"
"Here he is"
*Rip*
"ARGH!"
"Mortar hit you?"
"Yeah..."
*Begins to pull out wood splinters*
"ARGH!"
"Dammit. You got any morphine, alcohol, any painkillers?"
"None. Supplies keep dropping into the Apolyton side"
"Any spare bandages?"
"One"
"Gimme that. Sorry Lightfang, all we got"
"We don't even got an aid station"
Meanwhile...
*Bring*
"This is Perfection's CFC Armory, how may I help you?"
"We need medical supplies and ammo!"
"On their way"
*Bring*
"This is the One Stop Porn shop, how may I help you?"
"We need more illicit photos for the Porntroopers, about 1,000 pics"
"Yessir Thunderfall"
*Bring*
"Apolyton Armory, how may I help you?"
"We need mortar rounds"
"Okay, I'm sending 300"
*Bring*
"Perfection Computers, how may I help you?"
"We need more bandwidth"
"Get a better connection, I can't help you"
*Bring Bring Bring*
To be continued...
The Ninja
Secretary of Defense
*de-lurk*
Any word on next update?
*re-lurk*
The Ninja
Any word on next update?
*re-lurk*
The Ninja
carmen510
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I'm working on it. 
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Googled my own name, look at the results!
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Don't lump me in with Ball Lightning! 
If anything, he'd be the one caught in the tree, not I.
If anything, he'd be the one caught in the tree, not I.
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Almost as many hits as your PC...
carmen510
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"Perfection, I know what you did last summer"
"Spam the OT?"
"Umm.. yeah... bye!"
*Click*
"Okayyyy...."
Meanwhile, in Apolyton Civ4 forums.
"That was a long night... Damn AA guns. Splime, what're goin' to do?"
"Now we gotta take out those AA guns. Gauis, Ball, and me will go and hide in this trench, while the j_eps, The13thRonin, and Shadowbound will take position in the barn over there. Catharsis and LightFang will guard this house in case we need a fallout position. Say, where is our prisoner?"
"He's right here. He told me that his son's supply train will be comin' through to the AA guns. They should arrive in about 30 minutes, and..."
*TOOT*
"Oh sh..., that's the train!"
"Binocs! Okay, I see 24 Apolytoners and an MG crew at our target AA gun. I also see them unloading crates of supplies, and... I see 4 of our guys as POWs. We need to get them outta there"
"Sir, we don't have enough men for a rescue op"
"Exactly. We will use the plan and sneak up on them. Then, we'll use out grenades and try to take out as many Apolytoners as possible. The prisoners are being held in a small tent, only two guards."
"CIV!"
"What the? Fanatics!"
"Its me, Marsden! I have with me the Yankee and Jason the King."
"Great! We're planning to attack that AA gun, we could use some of your firepower"
"Heh... We got a pistol as our only firearm"
"Oh"
"Luckily, we managed to raid a small outpost. Seems it was abandoned, but it had a crate full of grenades. In the crate, we got at least 30 grenades"
"Holy crap"
"We also found some knives if you need them"
"Great! We're short on ammo, but we need those nades"
To be continued...
"Spam the OT?"
"Umm.. yeah... bye!"
*Click*
"Okayyyy...."
Meanwhile, in Apolyton Civ4 forums.
"That was a long night... Damn AA guns. Splime, what're goin' to do?"
"Now we gotta take out those AA guns. Gauis, Ball, and me will go and hide in this trench, while the j_eps, The13thRonin, and Shadowbound will take position in the barn over there. Catharsis and LightFang will guard this house in case we need a fallout position. Say, where is our prisoner?"
"He's right here. He told me that his son's supply train will be comin' through to the AA guns. They should arrive in about 30 minutes, and..."
*TOOT*
"Oh sh..., that's the train!"
"Binocs! Okay, I see 24 Apolytoners and an MG crew at our target AA gun. I also see them unloading crates of supplies, and... I see 4 of our guys as POWs. We need to get them outta there"
"Sir, we don't have enough men for a rescue op"
"Exactly. We will use the plan and sneak up on them. Then, we'll use out grenades and try to take out as many Apolytoners as possible. The prisoners are being held in a small tent, only two guards."
"CIV!"
"What the? Fanatics!"
"Its me, Marsden! I have with me the Yankee and Jason the King."
"Great! We're planning to attack that AA gun, we could use some of your firepower"
"Heh... We got a pistol as our only firearm"
"Oh"
"Luckily, we managed to raid a small outpost. Seems it was abandoned, but it had a crate full of grenades. In the crate, we got at least 30 grenades"
"Holy crap"
"We also found some knives if you need them"
"Great! We're short on ammo, but we need those nades"
To be continued...
The Ninja
Secretary of Defense
Good to see this is back, I was starting to worry for a second there....
Nice update, can't wait to see where this development leads.
Nice update, can't wait to see where this development leads.
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you know that half of your heroes is gone from the forum...
The Ninja
Secretary of Defense
And?........
tencharlimit
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carmen510
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Will most likely be posting an update sometime in February, so don't lose hope.
The Ninja
Secretary of Defense
Oooh, update coming soon! *grabs popcorn and soda and plops into armchair to await it*
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I humbly ask permission to be something in this tale of conquest.
Maybe like a bio-warfare guy...
Maybe like a bio-warfare guy...
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