Clues you've been playing too much FFH

704) You randomly assign people that you know an FfH religion.

EX. Your father is an active member of the Order and your mother is secretly a member of the CoE. ;)
 
706) You consider stealing a laptop from your company cause you wont have access to a PC when 0.40 will come out.
 
696) You have a poster of Faryiel Victona (Cant spell, the evil elf chick) in your room
697) You kiss it good night every night
698) You kiss it good morning every day
699) You hit on it

Wait, only people who play too much ffh do that?

I thought EVERYBODY already did that...
 
707) You know that Kael has activated the new spell: slow time: which applies slow promotion to all players of FfH to make it seem as if Ice will never come.
 
#708 You frantically try to learn the haste spell to get Ice sooner.
 
709:You think the guy who doesn't wear a coat is Illian.(Just for a second!)
 
710. You added Spongebob as a new religion

IF holy city +200% :hammers: +200% :food: +200% :culture:

Eliminates :yuck: and :mad: in all cities in spread too

Hero: Sandy, Patrick, and Squidward trio. 100 :strength: 5 :move:

Tech requirment: Sponginess
 
710. You added Spongebob as a new religion

IF holy city +200% :hammers: +200% :food: +200% :culture:

Eliminates :yuck: and :mad: in all cities in spread too

Hero: Sandy, Patrick, and Squidward trio. 100 :strength: 5 :move:

Tech requirment: Sponginess

711) You ponder why he would suggest such a thing. Everyone knows that The Spongebob religion and OO are one and the same! Even Dalin is Mr.Krabs just looking for money
 
711) You ponder why he would suggest such a thing. Everyone knows that The Spongebob religion and OO are one and the same! Even Dalin is Mr.Krabs just looking for money

Well that certainly solves how the "aifons" suddenly dissipeared. Erebus must have good taste. :lol:

Canceled !
 
#708 You frantically try to learn the haste spell to get Ice sooner.

713: You then realize that casting haste on yourself will only make the problem worse, and surmize that Kael casted haste on the stack. (Because only your speed increases, including your speed of perception. Therefor, everything around you seems to slow down.)

714: You desperately try to find a mage from someone you're at war with to agree to cast slow on you so that .40 SEEMS to come sooner.
 
715. You were confused at the fact that the spell-checker didn't recognise the word ''Luchuip''.
716. You then tried several alternate spellings of teh word ''Luchuip'', assuming you had the spelling wrong.

(True Story :p)
 
715. You were confused at the fact that the spell-checker didn't recognise the word ''Luchuip''.
716. You then tried several alternate spellings of teh word ''Luchuip'', assuming you had the spelling wrong.

(True Story :p)

717. You instantly agree with the spell-checker that "Luchuip" is spelt wrong

(You missed the "r" - Luchuirp)
 
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