Clues you've been playing too much FFH

[Thonnas]

73. You wonder how much XP you could milk out of that pack of coyotes you keep hearing before a rival scout comes along and ruins everything.
74. You ponder whether your local schools should revert to apprenticeship so the students are better prepared to take on the world, or if it's better to have the research bonus.
75. You see a pack of monks from the local monastery and think "My axemen could take them."

 

[loocas]

76. You are bothered by the lack of Octopus Overlords in Sid Meier's Pirates.

 

[it-ogo]

77. Each time a girl say that you are charming you propose her pearls for trade.
78. You teach your children unquestioning obedience.

 

[zxcvbnm]

79. If you ever do anything else than play ffh, you are covering archaeological sites with dirt and sprinkling holy water on them

 

[wilboman]

80. You think the Book of Revelations is an AAR from a game you played.

 

[zxcvbnm]

81. You think that the AAR must be from modded ffh
82. You think that it's stupid that they didn't publish your other AAR, which is much better
83. You listen to the Phantom of the Opera and think: "Why are they singing of the Octopus Overlords?" (real)

 

[wilboman]

84. The opening bars of Sting's "Desert Rose" will forever more be warped and slightly evil to your ears.

 

[zxcvbnm]

85. You have found relations between Ffh civs and actual countries/peoples/people (to avoid anyone getting upset, I won't tell them to you )

 

[wilboman]

86. It took you a lot of research to determine that Idi Amin was not, in fact, Perpentach.

 

[Civkid1991]

84. The opening bars of Sting's "Desert Rose" will forever more be warped and slightly evil to your ears.

 

[KillerClowns]

87. You submitted a FfH game to the Hall of Fame just to see if they'd post it.
88. The difficulty level you play FfH at is two levels higher then what you play BtS at.
89. You didn't have to do any research to determine that Idi Amin was not Perpentach, knowing that Perpentach is currently known as "Kim Jong-il."
90. You can, by memory alone, rattle off the spell spheres, what spells they provide for Divine, Summoning, and Sorcery, and the stats of the summoned creatures.

EDIT: For 88, I'm saying that you play FfH WAY more then you play BtS, and are therefore better at it. If FfH is harder then BtS... well, that just adds to the joke.

 

[Calavente]

dubious...
is FFh really much more easy than BTS ???
I'm not sure...
raging barb vanilla is much more easy than standard or raging barb 2.23...

 

[TheJopa]

91. You think BtS and Vanilla Civ is a mod of FfH (Huh, I'm sure I already posted this one somewhere few months ago...)

 

[merciary]

92. you wonder if Orthus caused the destruction of several early civilizations and who has his ax.

 

[Civkid1991]

93. You know why Mona Lisa is smiling
94. You type in "FFH" in the Wikipedia search bar and when you find out that there is not page you feel the need to sue Wikipedia for emotional damage.
95. You can't stop insisting that the name of our plant is not Earth but is Erebus

 

[thomas.berubeg]

93. You know why Mona Lisa is smiling

what

94. You type in "FFH" in the Wikipedia search bar and when you find out that there is not page you feel the need to sue Wikipedia for emotional damage.

done that... was dissapointed by the nonexistance of the page.

 

[Calavente]

FFH (Far From Home) is a Contemporary Christian band from Lancaster, Pennsylvania in the United States. This group plays upbeat, encouraging music with a Christian theme. They have released six independent projects, plus six studio albums through Essential Records, along with a "Best of FFH" album and a praise and worship album in 2007.

The group formed as Four For Harmony, an a cappella group.[1] Over time they developed a vocal acoustic pop style, similar to that of the Smalltown Poets, and changed their name to Far From Home.[2][1] The group toured for six years before signing to Essential Records and releasing their major label debut I Want to Be Like You.

In 2006 at Toad Suck Daze, an annual festival in Conway, Arkansas, the band made several statements indicating that they would soon retire the band and pursue individual goals. They assured the audience, however, that they would be parting on the best of terms. The exact date of any 'final show,' however, was not mentioned.

almost worse than nothing... (not offense intended for the group)

 

[Caradoc]

95. You think this list is one of the funniest things you've ever read.

 

[MagisterCultuum]

96. You read this list.

 

[Civkid1991]

what

She's smiling cause she sees falamar