Clues you've been playing too much FFH

[BeefontheBone]

36. The older a forest, the more reluctant you are to enter it in case a giant tree-monster squishes you.

 

[3141592]

37. You post in this thread
38. You chain up the neighborhood squirrels to increase your house's culture.

 

[Dark Russell]

39. You attack the neighbour's Great Dane with the hopes of becoming stronger...and be able to ride it to work.

 

[merciary]

40. You use your pets to spy on your neighbors and reduce their defenses before an attack.

 

[Kael]

41. You see a familiar picture on an artists website and you think "Why is he posting a picture of Orthus?" (even worse when you are the person that stole the picture from him).

 

[Scott Alexander]

42. You read this article and think "Tebryn!"

 

[Psychic_Llamas]

43. You have a tendancy to eat toads when your in a black mood and think hell is starting to spread.

 

[zxcvbnm]

44. You declare crusade on the guys of #42 to gain many friends
45. People who say their dreams have come true don't tend to live long in your neighbourhood
46. You build the Altar of the luonnatar
47. You think that Kael is the One
48. You rename your Altar of the luonnatar to Altar of Kael to be more approriate

 

[zxcvbnm]

49. You know that Stonehenge is really a used up mananode
50. *They* have a cure for cancer and AIDS but they just don't tell it

 

[Fezek]

51. You refer to Saturday morning, post-Friday night curry, as The Black Wind.
52. You keep asking your neighbours if you can borrow their maps.

 

[wilboman]

53. You refer to the kitchen sink as the Water Node.

 

[Fezek]

54. When house-hunting, you check the local neighbourhood for hills on the off-chance a supply of copper might pop up.

 

[xienwolf]

55. You check the forums more often than your email.
56. You are personally responsible for boosting sales of BtS in your region, but reducing actually play of it.
57. Your computer is set to start FfH as part of the boot-up routine.

 

[KillerClowns]

58. When playing BtS, you set your custom music folder to that of your favorite FfH religion.
59. You do number 55, but never thought of it as odd until it was mentioned.
60. You see global warming as a sign that the AC is getting too high, and are stockpiling arms for when the Horsemen arrive.
61. When somebody calls America evil, you explain that a nation that worships the Order is automatically good, no matter what they do.

 

[MagisterCultuum]

62. You still don't find number 55 the least bit odd, even after seeing it mentioned.

 

[loocas]

63. The concept of "too much FfH" never occurred to you before now.
64. You still can't understand that concept.

 

[Psychic_Llamas]

65, everytime your out on a boat you tell someone to keep an eye out for a maelstrom.
66. your terrified of snow

 

[merciary]

67. you argue whether vampires are undead or not.
68. every time you pass your governor's house you wonder how many 's its producing.

 

[Civkid1991]

69. (not true story) your at a church and you hear the preacher talking about adam and eve eating "yggdrasil fruit"
70. (also not true story)You pick up an apple and mistake it for "yggdrasil fruit"
71. (also not true story)You go to visit you aunt at the asylum and wonder how she has and if she'll be enraged within the next turn

 

[skallben]

72. You watch yourself in the mirror and realize, you are really a Calabim.