Clues you've been playing too much FFH

Let`s have all names taken from mythology(not from other games) as one item. Acheron, Orthus - OK. What else? Should we consider Necronomicon and Typhoid Mary as mythological phenomena?
 
126. With the hills on the outskirts of town on fire, you start scouring southern California for Asheron and pondering how many friends (read: minions) you will have to sacrifice to get The Dragons Horde.
(can't believe I forgot to post this one before)

127. You make obscure references in this thread that even other fans don't quite get.
 
128. You believe "Shadow" is your personal Christmas present from the FFH team.
129. (If you dont believe 128) you come to the conclusion that the ffh team is really done with "Shadow" but are all sadistic, thusly, finding joy in our anxious waiting and mental anguish. :D
 
130. You know the birthday of FFH, FFH2, and Kael... and have plotted secretively for these events >:]
 
131. You have claimed that you know more about FfH than someone else, and found out that that person's a team member:old:
 
132. Your claim was probably right.
 
133. You grew tired of waiting for shadow, found its details from the forums and modded it yourself
134. Or if you are not a good modder, you hacked the team's computers to get a sneak-peek to shadow
 
135. Every time you take out a piece in chess, you burn it because everyone knows that aggressive players have to raze everything.
 
136. You get kicked out of national parks for trying to Subdue Animal.
137. ...and as the forest ranger's carrying you off, you yell "You're not a real ranger! Where are your panthers?!"
138. In philosophy discussions, you accidentally refer to Richard Dawkins as "Cassiel".
139. You have nightmares about Hyborem.
140. ...and then you fret that you might be an affective dreamer.
141. You thought from people's comments that Shadow was coming out on Christmas. When you learn it's actually coming out a week earlier, you jump for joy. (this one's me)
142. You refuse to pursue what's obviously the best game strategy because it's bad role-playing (I can't declare war on this rich but defenseless neighbor! I'm the Elohim!)
143. Every time you meet someone named "Gregory", you expect them to be an atheist.
144. ...and every time you meet someone named "Caleb", you worry they might be a vampire.
 
145. You have seen dreams that come true later
146. ...so you mask your face and
147. ...retreat to be a hermit in some lonely mountain hut to hurt nobody or
148. ...go to live in your worst enemy's next door
 
149. You've stopped eating Calamari rings because you're afraid you might pi§§ someone off.
 
34. (True story) You switch back to basic BtS, and when you get dropped in the middle of a desert, you instinctively start looking for mana to build a water node on.
happens to me all the time!
After that you wonder why I can't win emperor anymore :( .

55. You check the forums more often than your email.
did so even before playing FfH so it's not a good clue:p .

150. You know exactly what it takes to get archmages, but can't remember your own phone number.
 
151. Causing Aramagedeon has never been this cool ever. Then it crushes you and your evil empire.
 
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