Clues you've been playing too much FFH

[Psychic_Llamas]

152. When your on safari you wonder:" why are all these wild animals still running around, shouldn they be in cages entertaining crazy circus people?"
153. you never look at clowns the same...

 

[wilboman]

154. You assume that all vertically challenged persons out in the open must be Luichurp, and ask them to fix your iPod.

 

[Nikis-Knight]

After you get to 1000, we all need to take it as a quiz and see who wins

 

[xienwolf]

155. You already have a list of 200 more "signs," but haven't posted them because you prefer to see other people's ideas.

156. You are pretty sure you would ace Nikis-Knights Quiz, because you already know which of the "signs" have been double posted.

157. You are hoping that the top 100 of the 1000 signs make it into the new Loading Screen text file, and might call your parents/siblings to brag when you finally see one of your own pop up.

 

[skallben]

154. You assume that all vertically challenged persons out in the open must be Luichurp, and ask them to fix your iPod.

158. After seeing Pirates of the Caribbean, you wonder how the Octopus Overlords managed to spread to the movies.

 

[loocas]

159. You've ever sung, "Typhoid Mary! Guess you better slow your typhoid down."

 

[loocas]

too much FFH, too much Civ4, sure, but

will always equal

in my head.

 

[MagisterCultuum]

160. When you go back to vanilla BtS (or minor mods), it takes you half an hour to figure out why you aren't getting bronze of iron weapons promotions.
161. When you sacrifice a great person to build the Church of the Nativity, Temple of Solomon, etc, you feel cheated of the mana they should provide

 

[wilboman]

156. You are pretty sure you would ace Nikis-Knights Quiz, because you already know which of the "signs" have been double posted.

162. You're fairly sure you were the first one to post both of them

 

[KillerClowns]

163. You are taking bets on how many clues will be assembled.
I hereby place one nature mana and a fruit of Yggdrasil on 500.

 

[ZhugeTien]

164. You've taken to naming NPC's in your D&D campaign after Grigori adventurers.

-I hear you about the twisted spire. I always think of that old game, too.
-And I'll see your nature mana and fruit and raise you a fire mana that the list only goes to about 300 before it starts to seriously repeat itself.

 

[Ozbenno]

165 You see a personalised number plate AV 001 and assumed it means the driver of the car in front of you founded the Ashen Veil.

166 You have to control yourself to not drive them off the road in an attempt to lower he Armageddon Counter.

 

[loocas]

-I hear you about the twisted spire. I always think of that old game, too.

yeah, it's the Twisted Spire, not the Spiral Minaret. Good thing there aren't more real-world still-standing wonders in FfH, or we'd get kicked out of every tour.

 

[KillerClowns]

167. You go to your local grocery store and ask if they have any fruits of Yggdrasil.
168. A salesmen successfully convinces you that the fruit you seek is a durian.

 

[Psychic_Llamas]

168. A salesmen successfully convinces you that the fruit you seek is a durian.

Ugh! Durian! ill never be able to look at the Yggdrasill in the same way again

 

[KillerClowns]

Ugh! Durian! ill never be able to look at the Yggdrasill in the same way again

You're familiar with the "King of Fruits," I presume?

169. Upon opening the durian, you realize that he didn't sell you fruits of Yggdrasil at all. He accidentally sold you reagents!
170. You attempt to cast a spell using your "reagents" to prevent you family from bothering you while you play FfH.
171. The spell works, and they flee your house, complaining of an "unbearable stench."

 

[KillerClowns]

Whoops. Somehow managed to double-post. Delete if possible.

 

[zxcvbnm]

172. You guess that spell was "charm person" and you learned mind I
173. You think the Tiananmen student casted that spell too

 

[Psychic_Llamas]

You're familiar with the "King of Fruits," I presume?

OH yeh, unfortunately

 

[KillerClowns]

A recent incident.
174. Upon starting a game as the Mongols in BtS, you don't bother looking for horses, assuming they'll be generate by the palace.