Clues you've been playing too much FFH

[Sannos]

Soooooooo true

I have not played a non-FFH game since I download FFH1 and that was over a year maybe 2.

 

[Dark Russell]

202. You stop your son from killing a spider and warn him that there are usually bigger ones around he can't see that will eat him if he does.

 

[KillerClowns]

203. You refuse to go near any ruins out of fear of lizardmen.

 

[wilboman]

204. You refuse to go near barrows and other mound burial sites out of fear of skellingtons.

 

[Pandemonis]

205. You break havoc in any inhabited ruins, cemetery, barrows, etc. as soon as you realize there is no lizardmen or skeletons guarding them.

 

[wilboman]

206. When the Police drag you off for vandalism, you protest wildly, screaming: "Don't you realise? I had to raze it, or they would have pillaged our farms, attacked our towns and been a real nuisance!"

 

[zxcvbnm]

207. When you are put in jail you try to cast escape
208. It works
209. Or if it doesn't, you think it's a bug in life and report it to your god (Kael)

 

[wilboman]

210. On second thoughts, you suspect that the problem may be that you are too young to have a "capital" of your own.

 

[zxcvbnm]

211. You only later remember that you don't have any dimensional mana

 

[Pandemonis]

212. You quickly arrange the contents of your pockets around the blue mold on the walls of your cell, and claim to have found a mana node.

 

[Marksman77]

and now for something completely different:

213. You know that ancient Greeks were wrong claiming Earth, Water, Air and Fire to be the four classical elements. You know they are Light, Fire, Shadow and Ice.

 

[Psychic_Llamas]

214. and tou know the fifth element is metamagic

 

[Sureshot]

210. On second thoughts, you suspect that the problem may be that you are too young to have a "capital" of your own.

Actually, if you cast escape and have no capital you seem to just be teleported to a random spot (also it looks funny cause the unit seems to just run there across the map)

 

[zxcvbnm]

215. You debate about how a FfH mechanic would work in real life

 

[Sureshot]

215. You debate about how a FfH mechanic would work in real life

I resent the implication that I play too much FfH. I play the perfect amount.

 

[cabert]

I resent the implication that I play too much FfH. I play the perfect amount.

216. when someone talks about real life, you ask yourself what tech is required to found this religion

 

[Chip56]

217) You are put in jail for 10years after wrecking havoc in a ruin because you destroyed a valuable source of xp

 

[Marksman77]

Perhaps not the most original ones, but that's what really struck me when I run vanilla BTS for the first time (after loooooong FfH-only period)

218. You try to scroll down the tech tree. Unfortunatelly it scrolls only right (anyone's got an idea what I'm talking about??)
219. You are surprised that scouts aren't buidable right away.
220. Moreover, they can't attack #$@! (ok, that one was probably listed)
221. You're still expecting the barbs will come. Well, maybe just one? Orthus, can you hear me??
222. Political correctness of religions in vanilla Civ makes you sick.


edit: got lost in my own numbering

 

[xienwolf]

223. You don't remember that Vanilla Scouts are able to get double movement in forests almost immediately.
224. You don't know that there is a third rank to hill and forest defense promotion lines. (in Vanilla)

 

[Pandemonis]

225. When playing BtS Vanilla, you wonder why Hyborem disguised himself as this little "aztec" guy.