Clues you've been playing too much FFH

226. When playing the Arabians you try to lure enemies to deserts so your nomads can kill them easily.
 
227. You no longer refer to Hyborem as "the Bloodthirster."
228. You have utterly no idea what #227 is about.
229. Unaware of #227, you spend serious time contemplating the symbol on Hyborem's belt.
230. Upon seeing the Bloodthirster, you complain that they stole Hyborem.
 
231. Being in a Dawn of War Clan and playing it online you give orders to relocate Hyborem and rant about that your team players are deaf. [real :)]
 
232: every time you listen to the Decemberists sailors revenge song, you think "hey, its the Lanun!"
 
233: Your mood is directly related with how much money you have stored in the piggy bank under your bed.
234:You've remodeled your home to be a Grigori Tavern in hopes of attracting great adventurers.
235: You've attracted a great adventurer! Unfortunately, 'Jim, from down by the rail-yards' is hesitant to upgrade to anything but 'Guy who smells funny and drinks all your beer'.
 
236- you're miraculously saved then continually forced to give birth by your savior, you then think "hey- one day I'll be Marderos mother"
 
238. You think that everyone else thinks that they don't have a problem and can quit anytime so have a problem
239. You think that everyone else thinks that they don't have a problem and can quit anytime and think that you think that you don't have a problem and can quit anytime so have a problem
240.You think that everyone else thinks that they don't have a problem and can quit anytime and think that you think that you don't have a problem and can quit anytime and think that they think that they don't have a problem and can quit anytime and think that you think that you don't have a problem and can quit anytime and think that they think that they don't have a problem and can quit anytime and think that you think that you don't have a problem and can quit anytime and think that they think that they don't have a problem and can quit anytime and think that you think that you don't have a problem and can quit anytime and think that they think that they don't have a problem and can quit anytime and think that you think that you don't have a problem and can quit anytime and think that they think that they don't have a problem and can quit anytime so have a problem
(couldn't resist:p)
 
241. You couldn't resist writing the far too long #240
 
242. You complain that this "Lovecraft" guy totally ripped off of the Octopus Overlords.
243. Upon realizing Lovecraft was born way before video games had even been imagined, you accuse Lovecraft of having used a time machine to go into the future, play FfH, and then steal the Octopus Overlords.
244. After waking up, one of the first things before you even open a newspaper is check the FfH forums. (That'd be me.)
 
245. you become overjoyed when you see the picture of an orc pic that was seen in ffh on a podcast preview and think "OGM! KEAL... PODCAST... FFH... MUST.. DOWNLOAD..NOW!" but then when you click on the picture you realize its just a picture from WoW :( [true story]
 
246. You post some useless random rants on this thread to make sure the FfH clues don't doublepost as much as Civ clues to get to 1000.
247. You comment those random rants with the same intention
248. You would use FfH terrain set (SeZ's) instead of vanilla terrain if you ever played vanilla
 
249. You have a direct link to the FfH subforum, to skip the inconveniences of clicking through the non FfH related civ-stuff.
 
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