Clues you've been playing too much FFH

[xienwolf]

373. You start a lot of fights when you become even slightly upset, because you know that if you become Enraged you simply MUST get in a fight, or turn Barbarian.

 

[rocklikeafool]

374. You decided that politicians and celebrities have razed the AC with all of their antics? To counter this, you've built a Temple of Order in Washington, D. C. and in Hollywood, CA. Unfortunately, everyone else thinks it looks like a box and you continually find homeless people in it.

 

[cyther]

375. Your dreams consist of playing ffh in your head.
376. When you really play ffh you are dissapointed because you believe that you forgot to save (true story)
377. After a nightmare you go into hiding believing that you are an effective dreamer.

 

[rocklikeafool]

377. After a nightmare you go into hiding believing that you are an effective dreamer.

That one was already repeated.

378. You try to build the Ride of the Nine Kings in the hope that your car will go faster.

 

[Ekolite]

379. You refer to your local library as the Catacomb Libralus, and take your children there, hoping to upgrade them to adepts.

 

[Nantucket]

380: You think that Tokyo should rename itself Kwythellar

 

[Ekolite]

381. You communicate with the overlords through your washing machine.

 

[PapaMonkey]

382. Your wife gets dressed in Red and Black and your first thought is that she's a vampire. It takes a you few seconds to get your pulse back down.

 

[cabbagemeister]

383. You avoid clowns because you don't want to be Mutated.

 

[KillerClowns]

383. You avoid clowns because you don't want to be Mutated.

384. You seek out clowns to try to convince them to mutate you.

 

[rocklikeafool]

385. You believe that the Insane Clown Posse (a. k. a. ICP, a rap group from Psychopathic Records) are really slaves of Perpentach who seek to cause all the world to worship Perpentach.

 

[scutarii]

386. At workplace you call your project as "modmod"
387. finding "bugs" in your office urges you to report to Kael.

 

[Stoik]

388. When you talk politic with your friends your not able to avoid the technological advance theme between the different countries.
(Posted here cause i never play bts original version)

 

[cabbagemeister]

389. You get frustrated because your significant other is being unreasonable and you wonder if her attitude will be improved in the next patch.

 

[rocklikeafool]

390. You doublecheck and find that your significant other has a -4 penalty because you're a male.

 

[MacGyverInSpace]

lol.

391. After being found near-dead passed out in an alley, you insist to the addictions therapist that you could have caught the dragon if you'd had more courageous Beastmasters and fodder units.

 

[rocklikeafool]

391. After being found near-dead passed out in an alley, you insist to the addictions therapist that you could have caught the dragon if you'd had more courageous Beastmasters and fodder units.

LOL!
And after that...
392. When the psychiatrist asks what you saw durin your episode, you reply, "I refuse to respond to any followers of the Overlords, cuz I follow the Order." Perplexed by this, the psychiatrist deduces that you have schitzophrenia and are therefore seein things that aren't there.

 

[Alzara]

393. You dream of Hannah being gifted with a pearl necklace....

Why must I ruin everything beautiful?

Al

 

[Blah_Blah?]

394. You travel around the world robbing graveyards in hope of becoming famous for discovering a new technology.

 

[rocklikeafool]

395. You keep tryin to summon Hyborem. Unfortunately, your parents keep interruptin and are always shocked by the blood involved in the demonic ritual. Your parents are now tryin to exorcise a demon from you. At least, when you ask them, "Are you seriously tryin to exorcise a demon from me?", they keep sayin yes. Strangely, you can't tell if they're bein sarcastic or are serious.