Clues you've been playing too much FFH

[Blah_Blah?]

396. You are scared to go a circus because you think the people running the circus are Balseraphs and they might make some human cages.

 

[rocklikeafool]

397. You believe that those humanoids everyone else says are jus wearin comstumes on wat they call Halloween are really DEMONS and Hyborem has entered Erebus.

 

[Caradoc]

398. In the election for Governor, you want to vote for the gardener.

 

[rocklikeafool]

399. Whenever you see modern art, it reminds you of the advisor who was painting cows.

 

[TheJopa]

400. You have a friend who is in art school and you think she would like to paint cows.

401. Looking at her personality you are pretty much convinced that she is a type of person who would like to paint cows.

 

[KillerClowns]

Taking this to it's logical conclusion...
402. As a research project, you begin painting cows to see if it affects milk production.
403. You turn your results in for a project in school/college.

 

[MagisterCultuum]

That reminds me of a story about my grandmother paining the her family's chickens blue when she was a child. I'm not sure whether it improved egg production, but no one thought it hurt it enough to try to punish her. (She could pretty much get away with anything because she was a sickly child whom no one expected to live past age 6; she lived on until her 91 1/2th birthday.)

 

[rocklikeafool]

404. You've been tryin to find Real Life Adepts for Govannon to train, albeit unsuccessfully.

 

[InternalShadow]

405. You start working out in a gym, thinking you will soon achive Combat I.
406. You run out into a forest with some face elf ears and some skimpy clothes, thinking you can run twice as fast.
407. You accuse your neighbor of having a AV temple in his basement.
408. You think about each of the real-life nations and wonder if they have used their world spells yet.

 

[Ekolite]

409. You look for Gulgalm in your local supermarket.

410. Your neighbur's teenage son is playing loud music way into the night. You debate the advantages and disadvantages of firing a cannon at their house or using a fireball mage.

411. You are nervous that the statues in your neighbour's back garden are golems waiting for orders to release the fireballs.

412. You claim that adding more sprinklers to you garden will increase the strength of your goldfish because he has +1 water affinity.

 

[Blah_Blah?]

413. You wonder which pyramid in Egypt is the Pyre of the Seraphic. You try to raze it to start a golden age, before you get thrown in jail.

 

[KillerClowns]

414. Despite the fact that the only things they have in common are similar aesthetic tastes, antagonistic roles, and (arguably) alignments, you find yourself calling Bowser "Hyborem."
415. Upon seeing 414, you are filled with a desire to lynch me for daring to compare what is essentially a fire-breathing steroid-enhanced turtle to a bloodthirsty, soul-hunting, genocidal demon.

 

[cabbagemeister]

416. You can't wait to load up your old SNES and play a rousing game of Super Basium World

 

[Arctem]

57. Your computer is set to start FfH as part of the boot-up routine. (how do i do this?)

I don't think it's possible to boot a program instead of an OS, but this would be a good replacement, if I could figure out the last step:

Start>Run (or in the box shown for Vista)>"msconfig">Startup
I'm stuck at this point. You have to add Fall From Heaven 2.exe to this list, but all methods I've tried haven't worked. (it might be easier with XP, but I never thought of trying it until I had already gotten my new Vista computer.

 

[arcticnightwolf]

I don't think it's possible to boot a program instead of an OS, but this would be a good replacement, if I could figure out the last step:

Start>Run (or in the box shown for Vista)>"msconfig">Startup
I'm stuck at this point. You have to add Fall From Heaven 2.exe to this list, but all methods I've tried haven't worked. (it might be easier with XP, but I never thought of trying it until I had already gotten my new Vista computer.

Load program instead OS? (Nearly) impossible... there must be something to load sound drivers, video drivers, hdd drivers, directx, ethernet/modem drivers and internet configuration ...
But maybe its not bad idea to make live linux dvd with installed Civ - It will be quite slower (gameplay), but if I imagine, that Ill put that dvd to pc at school ...

 

[Ekolite]

417. You have a copy of every version and patch on your computer since FFH1.

418. Hyborem features in your nightmares.

419. You refer to your children as your ''manes''. No one quite understands why.

 

[Caradoc]

420. You are disappointed to see the same Constellations every night.

 

[PhoenixMuse]

421. You spend (or have spent) more hours installing, uninstalling, coding, rearranging files, and customizing your FfH soundtrack than you have playing the original version of Civilization IV: Beyond the Sword.

422. And obsessively check for more patches and cool added features.

 

[Perkin Warbeck]

423. When introducing yourself to your neighbours for the first time you ask them to sign open borders with you. If they agree you send in your pet parrot to scout out their highest peaks.

424. If you wake up in a bad mood you go hunting for more enchantment mana.

425. You are constantly suprised that the nearby hills/mountains have not errupted into a volcano.

 

[rocklikeafool]

426. You are disappointed that the said hills haven't revealed any resources yet. You wonder if they will when you research smelting.