Clues you've been playing too much FFH

[it-ogo]

653. You're counting the days until the US get's to change it's leader traits, and you're REALLY hoping the next round will include Financial...

667. You found that democracy with periodical elections is the equivalent of the Insane trait.

633. You've unsuccessfully tried to dominate several hot girls. The result each time was a slap in the face.

668. You wonder why your Domination is not enough for the task which is successfully performed by any young mage with simple Charm. Still you remains the fan of Death III.

 

[jprc]

"Clues you've been playing too much FFH "

... when I will loose my job ...

 

[Psychic_Llamas]

... when I will loose my job ...

ive already done that...

 

[Psycho_Ivan]

669. You see an opportunity for a promotion at work as an opportunity to finally cast fireball.

 

[cyther]

670) You stay away from large cities for fear of being put on a pillar of chains

 

[EmptyWolf]

671) You demand republic.

 

[FireBlaze]

672) You feel the need to revolt and become your own country if your living in alaska

 

[Marnok]

673) You always fast-forward through ad breaks.

674) Even though 673 has nothing to do with FfH, you managed to make it fit somehow without skipping a beat, because your whole experience of life is now dominated by FfH.

 

[snarko]

675) Rather than using real life analogies to explain things in FfH you use FfH analogies to explain thing in real life.

676) You can explain anything using FfH analogies.

"The reason for the current financial crisis is obviously due to too many people worshipping mammon without being aware of it and now it's come back to haunt them."

 

[civ_king]

676) you realize the US is the Bannor except they spent the last 8 years being ruled by Perpentach

 

[Randomness]

678) (true....)You are boarderline suicidal when your version of FfH crashes!!!!

679) (also true... almost) You are suicidal when every version of FfH you install also crashes, and you realize that you can temporaraly not play(either that, or you try to split your mind as Perpentach did so you don't remeber what happen...)

679)You have Ffh, and every modmod there is, but you still want more....

 

[Randomness]

680) Upon your utter disapointment with wikipedia, you start the page yourself...

681) You only have time to make this page because your FfH crashed!!!!!

682) Upon playing regularBtS you think to yourself:
Why did they downgrade the graph
Why is there no mana on this map?
Why did I found Budhism?
Why is Budhism in this game?
What do you mean adepts don't exist?
Where is the apocolypc counter?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN THAT LUCHIRP, BANNOR, GREGORI, SHEIM, CALABIM, AMURITES, ECT DON'T EXIST!!!!!

 

[Ekolite]

lolwhut?

10char

 

[lordrune]

683. When your total addiction to vanilla BTS has been entirely replaced by the one more compulsive game you can play on a computer.

 

[FireBlaze]

684) When you dress up as everyones favorate clown, speak in rhymes, see a kid that you think is kylorn, then start to attack him by putting your fingers to your head and assaulting him with your mind.

 

[cyther]

684) When you dress up as everyones favorate clown, speak in rhymes, see a kid that you think is kylorn, then start to attack him by putting your fingers to your head and assaulting him with your mind.

685) It works.
686) The kid eventually overpowers you and you go insane.
687) You then pray to Mammon to increase your skill in mind magic

 

[Lade]

688: You've done 80% of the things in the last 27 pages of posts, and still don't find it the least bit odd

 

[Dumanios]

689:You clean your closet find a sword,a pike,an axe and a Iron Golem.
690:You don't find it weird.
691:You can build a clockwork golem.
692:You've changed you're name to a leader name from FfH.
693:You have rescued Brigit from the Rings of Carcer more than once.
694:You hire a stoneskined man named Odios.
695:You can name the FfH civs,the leaders,UUs,UBs,world spells,and unique abilites from memory.

 

[FireBlaze]

696) You have a poster of Faryiel Victona (Cant spell, the evil elf chick) in your room
697) You kiss it good night every night
698) You kiss it good morning every day
699) You hit on it
700(!)) You went to a mechanics shop and swear to god you saw the pieces of barnaxius

 

[Annex]

701. You would rather visit the Grand Menagerie instead of Disney World.