Clues you've been playing too much FFH

1166: Joining the civfanatic forums because you fall in love with FFH.. then never posting and continue to lurk around as always because you are too busy playing FFH
 
1167. When asked about where the omnicidal Count Bleck of Super Paper Mario got the Dark Prognosticus, a tome full of prophecies with which to obliterate the multiverse, you think about it, and realize... Ceridwen must've done it.
EDIT: 1168. You then begin considering how other omnicidal maniacs throughout the multiverse might be connected to Ceridwen, and have so far found a potential connection for everyone but Ignus the Necrons. (EDIT: thanks Tyrs... and how! But while driving to my grandmother's, I got to thinking of the Necrons and... yeah. Other than the method being "kill everything," the Necrons have the exact opposite goal of Ceridwen... permanently sever the link between Hell and reality, instead of merge them.)
 
1167. When asked about where the omnicidal Count Bleck of Super Paper Mario got the Dark Prognosticus, a tome full of prophecies with which to obliterate the multiverse, you think about it, and realize... Ceridwen must've done it.

1169) You actually think clue 1167 makes sense.
 
1170: You think that somebody from Texas who have recently lost his job is a shizophrenic OO follower
 
1171:Your avatar is Decius.
 
1168. You then begin considering how other omnicidal maniacs throughout the multiverse might be connected to Ceridwen, and have so far found a potential connection for everyone but Ignus.
1172. You can think of a connection for Ignus. A direct portal to another plane? Sounds like Cerdiwen. Who do you think the Lady of Pain really is?
 
Iron maiden?
 
1173: Your Temporary Avatar being a bear, in respect of them being able to take over whole continents and pretty much control the tide of the entire game.
 
1170: You think that somebody from Texas who have recently lost his job is a shizophrenic OO follower

This one is gold, absolute GOLD! Do you think said Texan's mother was Hanah the Irin.
 
1174. When you are having problems chosing witch overlord to fallow.
 
1175: you decided to worship all the overlords all the while chanting "Twiddle daddle"
 
1176: While driving past a pastoral hillside farm you think "That'd work much better with a mine on it."
 
1177: You wonder if Cirque du Soleil is using FfH music, or FfH using Cirque du Soleil music.
 
1178: You wonder when Kael is going to sue Cirque du Soleil for steal FfH2's music
1179: you believe that the US's new leader is Einion Logos and the former one was Perpentach
 
1180:You think that the Player modded the game in order for everyone to have War Machines in mass numbers.
 
1181: You're watching Top Gear and hear the latest Ferrari will be driven by the Stig, and immediately think, a Ferrari driven by a Stygian Guard?! :crazyeye:
 
1181:You think Jesus Christ was a level 2 Water Mage
 
1182: You think Moses didn't update his FFH Mod. Humans can't cast Pillars of Fire now.
 
1182: You think Moses didn't update his FFH Mod. Humans can't cast Pillars of Fire now.

You don't think Chalid Astrakien is a human? It is FF (and a couple other modmods, including those on my PC), not FfH, that moved the spell to Seraphim.
 
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