Corrupt The Wish

[Commodore]

The way this works is you make a wish then the next poster has to corrupt your wish in some horrible way and then make a wish which will then be corrupted, etc.

I wish for Justin Beiber and all of his music to be permanently erased from the human consciousness.

 

[DarthNader]

Justin Bieber songs are stuck in your head for eternity.

I wish all the members of the Westboro Baptist Church died in a massive inferno.

 

[Save_Ferris]

I think there's a thread on this.

Anyways, granted, but you get stuck in the inferno.

I wish for a perfect wish.

 

[Alexius08]

Granted, and it is indeed perfect because there's nothing left to take away, and adding anything to it would ruin perfection. Therefore, your perfect wish contains nothing at all.

I wish we move to the original thread.

 

[JohannaK]

Granted, but people keep on posting here.

I wish this thread ceased to exist.

 

[JamesCaesar]

Granted, but 5 more of this thread were created.

I wish more people appreicated the Beatles.

 

[JohannaK]

Granted, but then you hate them.

I wish these were the 80s with up-to-date tech.

 

[Save_Ferris]

Granted, but MLP is awful.

I wish we would use the official thread.

 

[SouthernKing]

Granted, go there.