Create the worst dessert you can come up with!

[gozpel]

This a tickling little thing between Synsensa and Takhisis.

So I challenge you to create the most disgusting dessert ever come to a mind of a human.

I'm not a cook and have very few experiences with bad combinations, but I have one good recipe already for a nasty dish.

It a very simple smoothie to make: Blend 10 strawberries with a 200gram tin of anchovies, mix in a spoonful of each...of soy sauce, cayenne pepper and a some blood pudding. This is just to balance the effects of the others.

Let it swirl....then give it to your best friend! I admit I haven't tried it...yet, but the idea of things balancing out each other must make a great success!? It might be.

 

[Hrothbern]

This a tickling little thing between Synsensa and Takhisis.

So I challenge you to create the most disgusting dessert ever come to a mind of a human.

I'm not a cook and have very few experiences with bad combinations, but I have one good recipe already for a nasty dish.

It a very simple smoothie to make: Blend 10 strawberries with a 200gram tin of anchovies, mix in a spoonful of each...of soy sauce, cayenne pepper and a some blood pudding. This is just to balance the effects of the others.

Let it swirl....then give it to your best friend! I admit I haven't tried it...yet, but the idea of things balancing out each other must make a great success!? It might be.

to spice that up

are you going to eat both deserts to come to your conclusions ?

 

[GoodSarmatian]

How do you defnite dessert ?
I would say that ingredients that aren't found in desserts shouldn't be allowed, but since you already have anchovies in your suggestion...

Balut in chocolate pudding.

 

[Manfred Belheim]

Cheesewater.

Put grated cheese in a mug, pour on hot water and stir.

I made it once and just the smell of it made me run to the toilet, gagging.

 

[GoodSarmatian]

Cheesewater.

Put grated cheese in a mug, pour on hot water and stir.

I made it once and just the smell of it made me run to the toilet, gagging.

Oh, come on ! To qualify as a dessert it should at least be sweet.
Maybe if you put half a mug of cinnamon and raisins in it...

 

[Manfred Belheim]

As someone who regularly orders a cheeseboard as a dessert in restaurants, I beg to differ

 

[Synobun]

Oreo cookies.

 

[Valka D'Ur]

Synsensa, have you never been to Dairy Queen, or seen their commercials? There's an Oreo variety of Blizzard treats, which qualifies as a dessert.

Since my dad will (or used to, at least) eat almost anything, I improvised a dessert for him once. I took some vanilla ice cream, put it in a glass, and added lime-ade. Then I sliced up an apricot and added some apricot slices. Some sprinkles on top (the kind you use to decorate a cake) and a bit of syrup, and that was it. When I gave it to him, he said he'd prefer pancake syrup rather than chocolate or butterscotch, so I put a little of that on, as well.

His only objection to this mess was that it was very hard to suck the apricot slices up through the straw, so I gave him a spoon.

And yes, I made one for myself, too - minus the pancake syrup - and while it wasn't the best thing I've ever eaten, I've also had worse.

I wouldn't be able to tolerate any part of that now, except the apricot slices and sprinkles. And nowadays my dad's idea of an ice cream treat is a soft cone from Dairy Queen.

 

[Synobun]

Synsensa, have you never been to Dairy Queen, or seen their commercials? There's an Oreo variety of Blizzard treats, which qualifies as a dessert.

I have! Oreo ice cream treats are good. The cookies themselves are terrible.

I'm not sure how people eat the larger sizes of the Blizzard. I can eat half of their smallest size before it makes me ill.

 

[shadowplay]

I came up with this one in kindergarten:

monster gum

1 large marshmallow, 2 small pebbles found on playground, 1 twig also found on playground. squish together in hand. dare friend to try.

 

[Synobun]

I came up with this one in kindergarten:

monster gum

1 large marshmallow, 2 small pebbles found on playground, 1 twig also found on playground. squish together in hand. dare friend to try.

Next you'll tell us you made kids drink puddle water!

 

[warpus]

Take some black tar heroin and mix it in with some black licorice flavoured ice cream. Sprinkle hay and flour on top. Smother in turkey gravy, stick a pickle in it, and serve

 

[SS-18 ICBM]

Take a slice of white bread, slather with margarine, top with sprinkles.

 

[Broken_Erika]

Pickled Oreos with a side of Pickled strawberries!

 

[Synobun]

Can you even pickle an Oreo?

Nevermind, I don't want to know.

 

[Broken_Erika]

You can pickle anything. It's an essential step to creating disgusting dessert that is sure to induce vomiting!
edit:Ketchup-covered ice cream.

 

[Gori the Grey]

One scoop of ice cream.

 

[TheMeInTeam]

There has to be some constraints right? I still have a little bit of the engineering curriculum in me before I switched, constraints are important!

I mean if we could put literally ANYTHING into the "food", you could have anything from tar to lead to fecal matter. I'd imagine anything that fits broadly into the "tastes disgusting and will kill you without someone being able to save you" categorization would be a candidate for "worst".

 

[Hygro]

One scoop of ice cream.

Hah hah. But I'm actually down for that.

 

[GoodSarmatian]

some black licorice flavoured ice cream. Sprinkle hay and flour on top.

Wait, there's licorice flavored ice cream ?
I've never seen it in any store here, wasn't even avare that it exists.
Now I must find it.