General_W
Councilor & Merlot Noble
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Version 1.2 said:Dear Doughnuts,
First off, let us apologize for the long delay in speaking with you. We've been scrambling to take care of several potential disasters that all spung up at the same time. Don't worry – things are mostly back under control now.
We want to update you on what's going on over the sea, so that we're not keeping you in the dark. We mentioned our troubles with KISS to you in a previous chat, and we regret to inform you that things continue to deteriorate… although we're still hoping to avoid war… that hope seems increasingly like vain hope. KISS continues to back away from our peace deal, and we think that our Hoplites may be the only thing deterring a sneak attack for the time being. (as we are no longer sure how far we can trust KISS's honor)
Several turns ago – when everything started to go south with KISS, our defensive position was much weaker than it is now… and fearing for the very existence of our Empire – we scrambled to find an ally to help save us from KISS. As a team, we decided that rapid advancement to the Middle Ages was our best hope for surviving KISS – and TNT was the only team with the Tech we needed to get to the Middle Ages.
We deeply regret any false-impressions this may have given you. Let us say emphatically: We mean no harm to your people whatsoever. We explicitly told TNT that we would not be involved in any military action against you, and that our tech swap would in no-way obligate us to help them in a military manner.
It is still MIA's hope that we can become good friends and trading partners. (We don't know if those KISS snakes have been whispering in your ear – but please take what they say with a grain of salt… we know for a fact that they have been trying to spread half-truths about other teams and about MIA)
Regrettably – as part of our deal with TNT, they quite naturally required that we not trade any of their technology to any other teams. At the time, we were in no position to bargain with them – and therefore cannot honorably trade many of our new techs with you. However – we do have a few proposals we would like to put on the table to help cement our good relationship and light a path forward for both our peoples.
(This isn't necessarily a formal proposal – just some ideas, which, if you like them also – we'll write them up all nice and formal and have a signing ceremony and celebration)
1) Trans-Oceanic Peace Treaty. We propose signing a peace agreement that is basically unlimited, but either team can leave the treaty as long as they provide 5 turns notice to the other team. Leaving the treaty would not be an act of war – it would just no longer guarantee peace. We think this is a reasonable first step on the road to long-term peace for both of us.
2) You get Pianos, we get Happy Hour! We propose trading Ivory for Wines as soon as you get a harbor up and running.
3) We are interested in trading some technology with you. As we mentioned, we have to be careful – but we have some options, depending on what you're interested in. If you're researching Monarchy – or plan to research Chivalry eventually… then we may have some options to trade tech straight across. A more likely scenario may be us selling you some of our technology on very favorable terms. As a show of good faith – we'd be willing to make you a good deal on Republic or Currency – if you're interested in either. Let us know!
Anyway, we're happy to keep you up to date on the events on this side of the pond, so feel free to approach us with any questions or concerns. We promise to be more vociferous now that our crises have been averted. And if KISS is saying things that are painting a strange picture (as they have done with TNT), we hope you will ask us about it. We, of course, will do the same for you.
We look forward to many more years of peace and cooperation with our friends across the sea.
- Fe3333au, Foreign Minister Gloriouso Magnifico
Team MIA
P.S. We haven't sighted any TNT movement in your direction – but we'll let you know if we see or hear of anything!