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Darth Vader Knows Your Thoughts

Discussion in 'Humor & Jokes' started by Betrayed, May 26, 2005.

  1. Judge_Deadd

    Judge_Deadd No, I'm not back

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    When I'm talking to him, some king guy walks up to him and whispers something. That's cheating!

    He guessed Lamp and Newt.
     
  2. GenMarshall

    GenMarshall High Elven Ghost Agent

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    Can anyone stump Vader into guessing George W. Bush? ;)
     
  3. Dreadnought

    Dreadnought Deity

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    My sister said boogar (she is only 10) and he got it! (he said snot)
     
  4. Maniacal

    Maniacal the green Napoleon

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    AARRGHH! He guessed Table Lamp in 20 questions!

    While he tried to guess for Mercury, he asked:
    5: Is it used at meals?
    and he guessed Asbestos, Magnesium,
    but he got mercury on 22.

    When I used Adamantium he asked A LOT of questions about size, and he guessed rock, gravel, Feldspar, hematite, onyx, gold, topaz, jade, platinunm, obsidion, a gold ring, stone, alexanderite. But didn't guess adamantium!

    Elephant:
    8: Does it have big ears?----------(I would think thats a give away question, but no, he then asked if it could jump)
    12: Does it burn? ----(uym... ok...no?)
    14: Can it be worn by a person? ----- (parts of it yes)
    16: Does it move? ----- (I had already said it could run....)
    17: Do you use it in your home? --- (no....)
    19: Is it an elephant? (FINALLY! 10 questions late! YES!)

    Human:
    asked if it is made of metal.. (um, ok, a metal mammal, sure...)
    18: Do you wear it? (I wasn't sure how to answer this... so i said no)
    19: Is it a synthetic material? (WTF? NO!)
    20: I'm thinking it's have it your own way? (NO!)
    he guessed: Shetland pony, seeing eye dog, chick, and Human body! (question 29!)

    Moustache:
    wasnt sure how to answer this so I said sometimes: 5: Is it usualy sliced or carved?
    he asked me if it was green 3 times!
    he asked alot of can you use it questions
    he guessed rose petal, hair, finger, ear, thumb, ear lobe, big toe, middle finger, eyelash, toe, hand, but not Moustache!

    Darth Vader: Guesses: tool, starship, death star (except i answered no instead of close..oops), spaceship, space staion, gulliotine, robot, cannon, garbage disposal, missile, siren, windmill, valve, bulldozer.

    Carrot: needed the king 2 in a row,
    9: Do the rabbits eat it? (Thoguht this would be a giveaway...) 13: Would you eat it's fruit? (I thought this was the vegetable catagory...) 21: Is it man made? (WTF? Wrong place for that question...) asked if it was green 2 time,
    Guesses Fruit salad, Radicchio (?), color, root, bean sprouts, 28: Is it a carrot?
     
  5. SuperBeaverInc.

    SuperBeaverInc. Groucho

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    Wow, that is pretty amazing
     
  6. Dreadnought

    Dreadnought Deity

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    :hmm: :confused: He got it when I tested him...
     
  7. Lozzy_Ozzy

    Lozzy_Ozzy Rapture

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    Since when has godzilla pie not been a vegetable????????
     
  8. SuperBeaverInc.

    SuperBeaverInc. Groucho

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    What is this world coming to? ;)
     
  9. Judge_Deadd

    Judge_Deadd No, I'm not back

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    My 10year old sister thought of carrot, and defeated him! He asked "Is it warm-blooded?" and we had a good laugh.
     
  10. SuperBeaverInc.

    SuperBeaverInc. Groucho

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    Once he asked "Do you like it?" :lol: I don't think that will help you much Darth.
     
  11. LLXerxes

    LLXerxes Space Travel is Boring

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    Most basic thing, an airplane, Darth Vader could not understand.
    Things he suggested were fork lift, and something I forgot...
    One of them is! (Points at Michael Jackson)
     
  12. Yaniv

    Yaniv Prince

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    I said "the force"- he didn't get it after 30 questions
     
  13. ULTIMATEGP

    ULTIMATEGP Blitzkrieg!!!

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    I thought of Russia and beat him
     
  14. Dr. Yoshi

    Dr. Yoshi Emperor of the Universe

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    General rule of thumb: If a thread is farther than 3 pages from the first one, do not post in it.
     
  15. bhsup

    bhsup Deity

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    Beat it with Vegetable - Kohlrabi
     
  16. Dark Ascendant

    Dark Ascendant Darkness Ascending...

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    Oh good God, Vader doesn't even know what a woman is anymore.
     
  17. WerBackIII

    WerBackIII Jar of the Rotting Brain

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    He said that he is my father- beware of Werback Skywalker!:)


    Also he said, that I am not a jedi, even a jawa- I think that I am a Bounty Hunter!

    And all this thinks for quistions for vegetables!
     
  18. Kan' Sharuminar

    Kan' Sharuminar Fluffy

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    He couldn't get Darth Vader, and I couldn't stop laughing when he asked "can you ride it?"

    I said 'maybe' :p
     
  19. tomsnowman123

    tomsnowman123 Simple Liver

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    30 tries for opal, never got the President.
     
  20. Swiss Bezerker

    Swiss Bezerker Emperor

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    irrelevancy owns him.
    Oh, and I got the funniest things when doing sex. Like: "is it taught in school?" and "Is it found in a church?"
     

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