"She's a beautiful ship" sighed Peter von Dryke "Finally we will have a navy worthy of a white man's nation". Eric von Grunderson sighed. The navy worthy of a white nation was a creaking old destroyer. It was better than nothing he supposed, but at the same time it was still an embarassment.
"Peter, it's exciting for you I know, but please keep in mind. Father does not feel a navy is important for the Unie right now. Only an act of God has brought this down. An omnipresent, wrathful, working in completely ridiculous ways white God"
"I know Eric, I know" as they walked up into the ship "However you might find there to be a SURPRISE" as they entered the cabin a bunch of sailors popped out "SURPRISE!"
Eric's face was shock, but then devolved into tears "You....remembered?"
"Of course Eric. You're my first mate! Now, let's have some cake!"
And it was the greatest birthday ever
"Peter, it's exciting for you I know, but please keep in mind. Father does not feel a navy is important for the Unie right now. Only an act of God has brought this down. An omnipresent, wrathful, working in completely ridiculous ways white God"
"I know Eric, I know" as they walked up into the ship "However you might find there to be a SURPRISE" as they entered the cabin a bunch of sailors popped out "SURPRISE!"
Eric's face was shock, but then devolved into tears "You....remembered?"
"Of course Eric. You're my first mate! Now, let's have some cake!"
And it was the greatest birthday ever