Das Schweize Alpenhaus

[neutral leader]

Wilkommen zus Schweize Alpenhaus! A lovely little ski resort nestled high in Mt. Victory. Provides retail of ski goods, rental of equipment, passes for the slopes, rooms for the night, and a pleasant cafe where you can just sit and watch the alpenglow with someone special.

Retail (Will buy back used equipment in good condition at 50 percent original cost, and sell at 75 percent cost of new item)
Ski Pants 10g
Ski Jacket 10g
Ski Goggles 5g
Ski Gloves 5g
Ski Boots 5g
Ski Poles 7g
Skis 25g

Rental
Ski Pants 2g
Ski Jacket 2g
Ski Goggles 1g
Ski Gloves 1g
Ski Boots 1g
Ski Poles 1.5g
Skis 4g

Passes
1 Calendar Day 5g
1 Calendar Weekend 8g
1 Calendar Week 30g
1 Term 130g

Ryokan Inn (Group reservations take off ten percent)
1 Bedroom 10g/nite
2 Bedroom 17g/nite
(all rooms include shared restroom, room service, pillow mint, and plenty of liebensraum)

The Egocentric Cafe
a branch of the Egocentric Eatery, managed by the Great Igunaman
Beverages
Orangina 5g
Cappuccino 6g (Iced 5)
Mocha 6g (Iced 5)
Black Coffee 4g (Iced 3)
Decaf 4g (Iced 3)
Tea 4g (Iced 3)
Hot Chocolate 3g
Whipped Cream 1g
Ameretto 1g
Vodka 7g
The Alpenglow 10g
(a delicious blend of vodka, coffee, and orange juice)

Snacks
Andes Mint 1g
York Peppermint Patty 1g
York Bites 3g
French Bread (With butter or jam) 4g
Steamed Rice 2g
Fried Bread 2g
Brischetta 5g

Meals
French Onion Soup 10g
Matzo Balls 7g
Knödel 7g
Sauerbraten 12g
Chicken Kiev 10g
Borscht 8g
Smoked Salmon 12g
King Crab (With butter) 15g
Steak (Pan-fried or grilled) 10g
Shrimp Scampi 10g
Caesar Salad 7g
Mussels (Per plate) 7g
General Taos Meatballs 7g
Beef and Broccoli 7g
Sushi 7g
Yakitori 3g
Vienerschnitzel 10g
Gyros 8g
Fish and Chips 8g
Manhatten Style Clam Chowder 8g
Mongolian Lamb 10g

Have-it-the-peoples-way Sandwich
Plebian: 5g (includes 1 bread, 1 cheese, 1 meat, 1 vegetable)
Po-boy: 10g (includes 1 bread, 2 cheese, 2 meat, 2 vegetable)
Dagwood: 20g (includes 2 breads, 5 cheeses, 5 meats, unlimited vegetables)

For all sandwiches, add extra incredients for 1g each

Breads : White, Wheat, Pumpernickel, Russian Rye, Jewish Rye, Sourdough, French, Italian, Greek Wrap, Deli Roll
Cheeses : Cheddar, Mozzarella, Brie, Wensleydale, Feta, Provalone, Swiss, Muenster, Jack, Colby, Monterrey Jack
Meats : Ham, Roast Beef, Pastrami, Salami, Roast Lamb, Turkey, Chicken
Vegetables : Lettuce, Sauerkraut, Pickles, Onion (White or red), Mushroom, Olive (Black or green), Peppers (Red, yellow, or green), Tomatoes, Jalepenos

Well, I wont delay you any longer so see you on the slopes!

 

[Cyc]

NL, I would like to buy the needed equipment. The pants, jacket, goggles, gloves, boots, poles, and skis. Please tell me about the snow conditions at your resort location. I would like to refine my skiing techniques before this war starts.

 

[disorganizer]

No rebel brew? PAH!

 

[Plexus]

@dis
you stole my word... "bah" but you changed the b to p... oh well.

No BDP bread??? BAH!

 

[disorganizer]

well, B for Bakery, P for Pub

 

[neutral leader]

well, cyc, depending on the slopes, the conditions vary a bit; most of it is sort of dry and powdery.

 

[Cyc]

Dry powder is fine, thank you NL. I'll take two day passes for today and tomorrow.

 

[disorganizer]

nl: i suppose you should resell some of our * or ** DBJ here. people would love it to get prepared for skiing and for apres-ski.

 

[neutral leader]

sorry it took so long to get back to you, the rest of the day is on me! gear plus pass for tomorrow will make 72g. thanks very much for being my very first customer!

 

[Cyc]

No! Thank you! I had a blast on the slopes. Here's your 72g. I will see you again tomorrow and many days after that.

 

[jdd2007]

i want whipped cream

heres 1g

 

[Great Iguanaman]

jdd2007
Whipped Cream: 1g

Enjoy That was meant as a topping, but the customers always right!

The Great Iguanaman

 

[Plexus]

Hey, GI, I kinda had a coffee buisiness going, well, time to lower prices *grumble*

 

[Cyc]

Hey NL. Thanks for the second fine day of skiing your slopes. Great fun. I shall return...

 

[Cyc]

Another day pass, please. And serve me up a bowl of that steaming hot rice with a gyro please. I might as well eat a little before heading up the mountain.

 

[jdd2007]

Originally posted by Great Iguanaman
jdd2007
Whipped Cream: 1g

Enjoy That was meant as a topping, but the customers always right!

The Great Iguanaman

that is D-Licious!

 

[trader/warrior]

the one term pass is 1 gold right(remember the customer is always right)

 

[neutral leader]

thank you much, cyc. 15g, please. in future, feel free to hit the slopes before i get back to you so you dont lose any time. trader/warrior, no im afraid not. but if you want one id be happy to sell you one.