Dating Ads: 100 For X read Y's

[PrinceOfLeigh]

Obviously when men or women write out their adverts for the dating agency they don't want to tell the truth. Here's an explanation for all those who aren't familiar with the game what they really mean!

1. For "Cuddly" read "Chubby"

2.For "Bubbly" read "Chubby and loud"

3. For "Seeks Man aged 18-60" read "desperate"

4. For "Seeks Wealthy, Athletic Man aged 21-25" read "delusional"


Carry on!

 

[Truronian]

5. For 'GSOH' read 'No SOH'

6. For "Cat lover" read "crazy cat lover"

7. For "... and maybe more" read "...and sex"

 

[happy_Alex]

^^^^^you both seem to know a bit about it.


for "individual" read "mentally deranged"

 

[JonnyB]

8. "Adventurous" read "Get me drunk and I'll do Anything!"

 

[Perfection]

"Woman" = "Transexual"

 

[JonnyB]

Loves Animals = Would rather date your dog.

 

[Fifty]

"kinky" = "scat fetishist"

 

[ArneHD]

Loves long walks along the beach = Is going to constantly drag you along the beach at every moment, whether you like it or not.

 

[JonnyB]

Enjoys meeting new people = Cannibal

 

[Truronian]

14. For "blonde" read "fake blonde"

 

[Ultima Dragoon]

15. For "18 years old" read "13 years old"

 

[JonnyB]

16. Sports fan = Gets drunk while watching sports.

17. Enjoys Sports = Plays WoW all day long.

 

[Riesstiu IV]

BBW = Fat and Ugly.
SSBBW = My eyes!

 

[Truronian]

For "good with words" read "Countdown addict".

 

[PrinceOfLeigh]

For "Divorced" read "has baggage"

 

[happy_Alex]

for "committed relationship" read "emotional and needy bunny boiler needs fella to persue relentlessly to the grave"

 

[Rambuchan]

For "bubbly" read....

..."will never ever STFU and is likely to nag you to within an inch of your life".

For "mature" read...

..."with one foot in the grave and one seriously sagging rack, not to mention a dried up ahem ok that's enough."

For "open minded" read....

..."rampant nympho who wants to be done up the a by multiple partners and an audience drooling in the sidelines, every hour."

For "enjoys meals out" read...

..."overweight, greedy b!tch who will bleed your wallet dry on her incessant, bizarre and expensive cravings."

 

[PrinceOfLeigh]

For "enjoys films" read "enjoys chick flicks starring Hugh Grant"

 

[Rambuchan]

For "well travelled" read......"once took a bus from Wigan to Bootle".

 

[Truronian]

For "Ricardo" read "Richard"