Dating Ads: 100 For X read Y's

[PrinceOfLeigh]

For "hopeless romantic" read "possible stalker"

For "well travelled" read......"once took a bus from Wigan to Bootle".

Did you google the bus routes before you made that pun? Come on, you can admit it.

 

[Rambuchan]

For "sincere" read "regularly farts in bed without an ounce of shame or remorse".

Did you google the bus routes before you made that pun? Come on, you can admit it.

You got me. I did use google, but only to find out where the hell Wigan was. Seriously.

 

[PrinceOfLeigh]

For "career minded" read "last week I was mopping floors, next week it's the fries" /Kayne

You got me. I did use google, but only to find out where the hell Wigan was. Seriously.

You'll never find it. As I've mentioned before, it's akin to the Forbidden Palace only on a much larger and grander scale.

 

[PlutonianEmpire]

15. For "18 years old" read "13 years old"

And for "13 years old" read "undercover reporter for 'Dateline NBC: To Catch A Predator' "

 

[Rambuchan]

For "pro-active in work and play" read....

...."pushy and bolshy at work, likely to lunge desperately on a date."

 

[PrinceOfLeigh]

For "young in spirit" read "old in years"

 

[Rambuchan]

For "With Strong Principles" read....

...."expects you to do the right thing after eating the food and drinking the wine."

 

[PrinceOfLeigh]

For "seeks young attractive female" read "seeks young attractive female without paying for the flight from Thailand"

 

[Jawz II]

for "30 year old" read "40 year old"...

i learned this bit of truth the hard way.

 

[Appassionato]

"Spiritual" = Reads newspaper horoscopes

"Romantic woman" = frigid

"Must like children" = "I have several spoiled and completely uncontrolable brats from a previous marriage."

 

[Rambuchan]

Good ones there Appassionato. Welcome to CFC

 

[Perfection]

"timid" = Has one hundred million stuffed animals

 

[PrinceOfLeigh]

"Smoker seeks Non-Smoker" read "pleeeease help me crack this habit"

 

[PrinceOfLeigh]

For "god-fearing" read "you ain't getting near this 'til there's a wedding ring on my finger"

 

[Veritass]

For "rubinesque" read "moo".

 

[Ultima Dragoon]

For "Casual Gamer", read "Poop-socking 24/7 WoW/EVE online/COH/COV/BF1942/2/2142 player that is obese, has no job and all their money goes into supporting their online games"