Ladies, you shouldn't bother with men from the neglected parts of the British Isles. Scottish men wear skirts, play terrible musical instruments, are afraid of water monsters and will try to feed you a lamb liver wrapped in sheep stomach. Irish guys are belligerent alcoholics, claim to see little green men at the end of a rainbow and although their favorite hobby is arguing, they're absolutely miserable at it. Men from North Ireland will try convincing you to carry a suspicious package on your flight back home. And Welch men - Have you ever met anyone from Wales? We've been to the country three times and barely remember meeting anyone. There's nothing to be said for them.
