Dave McW's specialists can cure cancer. Too bad Dave McW has never used a specialist. Ever.
If you have 5 cottages and Dave McW has 5 cottages, Dave McW will have more commerce than you.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Dave McW 's computer. Dave McW is always in control.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Dave McW.
Dave McW does not get frostbite. Dave McW bites frost. Only Dave McW can build cottages on both Tundra and Ice.
Dave McW's cottages grow so fast, they can run around the world and punch theselves in the back of the head.
There is no chin behind Dave McW's beard. There is only another cottage.
Dave McW's capital used bureaucracy to generate infinity commerce - twice.
Dave McW's cottages grow so fast that they broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific.
Crop circles are Dave McW's way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down. Why not build a cottage instead?
Dave McW can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
Dave McW once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes building cottages.
The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of Civ I that Dave McW played in second grade.
One of Dave McW's Spearmen once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
Dave McW is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Dave McW.