You need a sense of humor, badly.
As far as I know this is the first post in here about the exact composure of the deity AI at spawn(which some people might be interested in as it's possible to capture this 2nd settler even on regular maps), it's just a funny title as "computer is a cheating bastard" is generally a well-known expression on the net.
Ok, now you put it that way, it's hilarious.
