Department of General Musings

[jb1964]

I was watching the game on TV. I saw you in the stands Womper.

@Mistfit, care to photoshop the panda into a bleacher shot at Wrigley?

When A.J. launched that shot I just started laughing. And although the announcers thought it was bad form to decorate the field w/ all sorts of items I thought it was justified. These guys just plain suck and the owners are doing nothing to change that. I feel sorry for Dusty. They're not giving him the tools.

 

[Butterball]

... It was a classic Cubs futility. ... Cubs were up 6-5 with 2 outs in the 9th.....Ross Gload hits a shot back at the pitcher and he can't field it....Jermaine Dye walks....men on first and second ... Who's the next guy up? A.J. their nemesis. Next thing you know *BOOM* 3 run homer onto Sheffield to give us the lead.

AHH ... what happened Sunday?
BB

 

[Whomp]

AHH ... what happened Sunday?
BB

Ah...winning 2 out of 6 will not get you very far. In fact, it's about the normal percentage for the Cubs this year .333. That would give you your normal 100+ losses for the season.

Maybe you should come over to the darkside where we understand the game.

@Mistfit, care to photoshop the panda into a bleacher shot at Wrigley?

He made me one with a sox hat last year.

 

[Butterball]

... Ah ... winning 2 out of 6 will not get you very far. In fact, it's about the normal percentage for the Cubs this year .333. That would give you your normal 100+ losses for the season.
Maybe you should come over to the darkside where we understand the game.

Yeah, Yeah, they probably will lose 100+ this year ... wait till next year ... or the year after that. So there!!!

 

[CommandoBob]

Yeah, Yeah, they probably will lose 100+ this year ... wait till next year ... or the year after that. So there!!!

But surely that is not all bad. I mean, couldn't they aspire to set the record of most losses in a season? Again?

 

[Beorn-eL-Feared]

Just so TNT knows who we are, we could remind them that we're the juggernaut, ***** and they're not gonna stop us. Don't they know who we are??

 

[Whomp]

We could also let them know we're like Kenya and they're Norway. Only in Kenya you know. Lions, tigers and where the giraffes are.

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/kenya.php

 

[Sir Bugsy]

That is hilarious!
I want to go on the "Holy Crap! Lions!" Tour

 

[CommandoBob]

I see in the TNT Diplo thread we have asked TNT to surrender and they said 'Nuts' or something to that effect. They forget, this is not Bastogne and they are not the 101st Airborne.

Therefore:

We could add insult to injury by renaming our attacking units, especially some of the GSs, from their 'Macho' names to 'milko' names such as Michael Jackson, Barney the Dragon or SpongeBob SquarePants.

Imagine their humilation if their last defender lost to one of the Teletubbies.

'My last elite Immortal was defeated by Tinky Winky.'

(Hmm...if we do so do we need a news article to explain the change from Macho to milko? 'We've had to pretend to be brutes for too long!')

This is only an idea (Macho to milko). I'll let others debate it wisdom and tackiness. It could be considered too tacky.

 

[Sir Bugsy]

We're idiots. How can it be too rude, crude or tacky for us? We have no sense of taste or decorum.

 

[jb1964]

I think no matter what, "Tinky Winky" should deliver the death blow.

 

[Kickbooti]

Don't forget 'La La' and 'Dipsy.'

I would also add...
Ned Flanders
Disco Stu
Fragile Porceline Mouse (ala David Letterman)

And while I may be an idiot, I think that if we named the military unit that ushered TNT into that good night 'Blue Helmet' it may be too low a blow...

 

[Admiral Kutzov]

Sorry, I just couldn't help myself...

 

[gmaharriet]

I love it! If we ever manage to publish another edition of Crazy Eye, this MUST be included.

 

[CommandoBob]

CommandoBob walked into the Department of General Musing, only having time for a quick break. Tonight the place was full and Sir Bugsy and his band were singing. The mood was festive with lots of lager being consumed and spilled as mugs were swinging in time (mostly) with the music. The demise of TNT was the cause of much celebration and joy.

Surprised, he recognized the tune that Sir Bugsy and friends were singing. It was a song he was shocked that Sir Bugsy knew, since the genre was Honky Tonk Country and the tune was over 60 years old. The speakers kept cutting in and out, so the verses were hard to understand, but the chorus, loudly sung all around, was easy to pick up.

He pushed his way to the bar, ordered a Diet Coke and a pack of Mentos, and joined in on the chorus.

We're dancing the grave over you.
We won't sleep a wink that is true.
We're hopping and we're skipping with Tinky Winky too.
Dancing the grave over you.

 

[gmaharriet]

the genre was Honky Tonk Country and the tune was over 60 years old.

Golly, that was my father's favorite, though the words were just a tad different 60 years ago.

 

[Daghdha]

"Several conquered cities"
AFAIK TnT have imploded under the pressure of idiocy

 

[Kickbooti]

While Tinky Winky's leadership will be essential to TNT's destruction, let us not forget that there is no such thing as an army of one - here are some other of KISS's champions that have been dispatched to...dispatch TNT

 

[Sir Bugsy]

Surprised, he recognized the tune that Sir Bugsy and friends were singing. It was a song he was shocked that Sir Bugsy knew, since the genre was Honky Tonk Country and the tune was over 60 years old. The speakers kept cutting in and out, so the verses were hard to understand, but the chorus, loudly sung all around, was easy to pick up.

Any one who knows me or has heard my musical tastes or has heard me play, would be rolling on the floor with me.

Although, I shouldn't be too shocked. Our lunchtime band at work today did "Folsom Prison Blues." Is that where you saw me?

BTW - In a few weeks I'll give out my band's website address so you can sample some of my work.

 

[Sir Bugsy]

Different musing subject - I stink at CIV IV. I haven't played a whole lot and I have a lot of studying to do. How about if we get some KISSers together for a low level SG?