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Admiral Kutzov
Idiot Emeritus
speaking of
The MIA build pattern is starting to p me off. The time has come to start gathering the clan for the war to end all wars.
This is for discussion, but how bout we put a couple of trebs into our border towns and then build the offensive forces?
MIA has had a free ride so far on the wars. Let's ask them to declare on TNT and then make peace with TNT in a PC manner.
Let's also, in a sweet lovable way, ask nuts what they want for war with MIA
The MIA build pattern is starting to p me off. The time has come to start gathering the clan for the war to end all wars.
This is for discussion, but how bout we put a couple of trebs into our border towns and then build the offensive forces?
MIA has had a free ride so far on the wars. Let's ask them to declare on TNT and then make peace with TNT in a PC manner.
Let's also, in a sweet lovable way, ask nuts what they want for war with MIA
Tubby Rower
Chronic Slacker
I had a battle tonight.... see my latest blog post for further details
gmaharriet
Ancient Crone
Wow! THAT ought to qualify you for a medal of some sort for bravery!!!!!Tubby Rower said:
Admiral Kutzov
Idiot Emeritus
TNT Practicing Biological warfare on the idiots:
Originally blogged by Tubs (sorta):
It was time to put youngling Rower to bed and Mrs. Rower went to get her some water. It's all a bit fuzzy but we noticed a HUGE wasp looking thing up by the fan. I told her to take the youngling and put her to bed (I was going to do it). I didn't let them get near the kitchen after I saw it. Youngling Rower has been bitten by a wasp already and she didn't even fuss. But this thing was monsterous and I didn't want to take any chances.
So after they were in the bedroom with the door closed and reading books, I started hunting for a can of bug spray. I never found it. So I started trying to figure out what to kill it with. I got the fly swatter and thought "well if this doesn't work I want something in my other hand". Then fell off the chair. So I got the dust pan out too and put it on my head for protection. So here I am in my kitchen with a flyswatter in one hand, a dustpan on my head and a huge bug on my fan. As I move closer my heart started getting faster because I noticed the wasp had neon yellow letters on it's back. After the thing took flight, my heart was racing because I saw the letters said Dinsog Bug Works.
I swatted at it with the swatter. Bah! It's like King Kong swatting at the airplanes, never would I hit him. After a quick offering to the Meleet, I remembered I killed half of a nest of carpenter bees (the size of bumble bees) when I put out our new mailbox. So I was in good form. I swung and with the first swing the collosus flew accross the room, hit the wall and landed on the floor. I used the dust pan to pin him down and looked at him. Then I broke him so he couldn't fly. I thought that I killed him and then I put him in a plastic bag just in case I didn't. As I type this the thing is trying to escape the bag. Anyway, I did some research on what my foe for this evening was and it turns out to be the Ovorp Hornet. It's the only true hornet native to the other continent.
Originally blogged by Tubs (sorta):
It was time to put youngling Rower to bed and Mrs. Rower went to get her some water. It's all a bit fuzzy but we noticed a HUGE wasp looking thing up by the fan. I told her to take the youngling and put her to bed (I was going to do it). I didn't let them get near the kitchen after I saw it. Youngling Rower has been bitten by a wasp already and she didn't even fuss. But this thing was monsterous and I didn't want to take any chances.
So after they were in the bedroom with the door closed and reading books, I started hunting for a can of bug spray. I never found it. So I started trying to figure out what to kill it with. I got the fly swatter and thought "well if this doesn't work I want something in my other hand". Then fell off the chair. So I got the dust pan out too and put it on my head for protection. So here I am in my kitchen with a flyswatter in one hand, a dustpan on my head and a huge bug on my fan. As I move closer my heart started getting faster because I noticed the wasp had neon yellow letters on it's back. After the thing took flight, my heart was racing because I saw the letters said Dinsog Bug Works.
I swatted at it with the swatter. Bah! It's like King Kong swatting at the airplanes, never would I hit him. After a quick offering to the Meleet, I remembered I killed half of a nest of carpenter bees (the size of bumble bees) when I put out our new mailbox. So I was in good form. I swung and with the first swing the collosus flew accross the room, hit the wall and landed on the floor. I used the dust pan to pin him down and looked at him. Then I broke him so he couldn't fly. I thought that I killed him and then I put him in a plastic bag just in case I didn't. As I type this the thing is trying to escape the bag. Anyway, I did some research on what my foe for this evening was and it turns out to be the Ovorp Hornet. It's the only true hornet native to the other continent.
gmaharriet
Ancient Crone
Interesting editing job, AK! 
So this is how fact becomes legend, huh? 
So this is how fact becomes legend, huh?
Tubby Rower
Chronic Slacker
Now if each of you tell it based off of the previous person's interpretation, then it would be legend.
TNT Practicing Biological warfare with hoplite hornets on the idiots:
Originally blogged by Tubs (sortamaybe):
It was time to put youngling Rower to bed and Mrs. Rower went to get her some water. It's all a bit fuzzy but we noticed a HUGE dress wearing hornet looking thing up by the fan. I told her to take the cutie pahtootie and put her to bed (I was going to do it, of course). I didn't let them get near the kitchen after I saw it. Youngling Rower has been bitten by a hornet already and she didn't even fuss. But this thing was monsterous Gyro eating one and I didn't want to take any chances.
So after they were in the bedroom with the door closed and reading books, I started hunting for a can of bug spray. I never found it. So I started trying to figure out what to kill it with. I got the fly swatter and thought "well if this doesn't work I want something in my other hand". Then slipped on a pear. So I got two dust pans too and put on my feet for protection. So here I am in my kitchen with a fly swatter in one hand, a dustpans on my feet and a huge bug on my fan. As I move closer my heart started getting faster because I noticed the hornet had neon persian green and lime green letters on it's back. After the thing took flight, my heart was racing because I saw the letters said MIA manufactured at the Dinsog Bug Works.
I swatted at it with the swatter. Bah! It's like King Kong swatting at the airplanes, never would I hit him. After a quick offering to the Meleet, RNG and Spaghetti Monster, I remembered I killed half of a nest of carpenter bees (the size of bumble bees) when I put out our new mailbox. So I was in good form. I swung and with the first swing the collossus flew accross the room, hit the wall and landed on the floor. I used the dust pan to pin him down and looked at him. Then I broke him so he couldn't fly. I thought that I killed him and then I put him in a plastic bag just in case I didn't. As I type this the thing is trying to escape the bag. Anyway, I did some research on what my foe for this evening was and it turns out to be the Ovorp Hornet. It's the only true hornet native to people wearing green.
Originally blogged by Tubs (sortamaybe):
It was time to put youngling Rower to bed and Mrs. Rower went to get her some water. It's all a bit fuzzy but we noticed a HUGE dress wearing hornet looking thing up by the fan. I told her to take the cutie pahtootie and put her to bed (I was going to do it, of course). I didn't let them get near the kitchen after I saw it. Youngling Rower has been bitten by a hornet already and she didn't even fuss. But this thing was monsterous Gyro eating one and I didn't want to take any chances.
So after they were in the bedroom with the door closed and reading books, I started hunting for a can of bug spray. I never found it. So I started trying to figure out what to kill it with. I got the fly swatter and thought "well if this doesn't work I want something in my other hand". Then slipped on a pear. So I got two dust pans too and put on my feet for protection. So here I am in my kitchen with a fly swatter in one hand, a dustpans on my feet and a huge bug on my fan. As I move closer my heart started getting faster because I noticed the hornet had neon persian green and lime green letters on it's back. After the thing took flight, my heart was racing because I saw the letters said MIA manufactured at the Dinsog Bug Works.
I swatted at it with the swatter. Bah! It's like King Kong swatting at the airplanes, never would I hit him. After a quick offering to the Meleet, RNG and Spaghetti Monster, I remembered I killed half of a nest of carpenter bees (the size of bumble bees) when I put out our new mailbox. So I was in good form. I swung and with the first swing the collossus flew accross the room, hit the wall and landed on the floor. I used the dust pan to pin him down and looked at him. Then I broke him so he couldn't fly. I thought that I killed him and then I put him in a plastic bag just in case I didn't. As I type this the thing is trying to escape the bag. Anyway, I did some research on what my foe for this evening was and it turns out to be the Ovorp Hornet. It's the only true hornet native to people wearing green.
Tubby Rower
Chronic Slacker
Don't you like my dustpan shoes?
scoutsout
Minstrel Boy
As long as you don't start wearing a Corinthian helmet and kilt with high-heeled dustpan shoes... I'm okay with it.Tubby Rower said:
Admiral Kutzov
Idiot Emeritus
I feel the need to post thingies in the other teams' newspaper threads. ideas? topics?
jb1964 said:
I looked at your SGOTM8 spoiler and saw these names...
eldar, Tubby Rower, Soul_Warrior, Beorn-El-Feared (a.k.a. BeF), Minute Man, jb1964, and Admiral Kutzov
and this quote
JB...dooood...uh cha.....Mr. Polynomial BeF said:I'd like to offer a goodto my fellow spooners, this is what a spoiler thread misses too often: irrelevance.
What took you so long to get here? We already know we have issues...
We're still waiting for Eldar and Minuteman to get here.
gmaharriet
Ancient Crone
Actually, this game began earlier than that. I found my original "I'm Here" post dated August 10, 2005. I believe we were already on turn 7 or 8, and I was as totally lost then as you feel now, jb. The answer is zero completed.jb1964 said:
I think this is the first MTDG that K.I.S.S. has played as a team, and it seems like it was the first time ever for this type of game on CFC. I'm not sure if the idea originated at Apolyton with inter-site games. Whomp or Tubby could probably give you more background.
Sir Bugsy
Civ.D.
If it wasn't for the anarchy I would never have played. I just can't get into the whole idea of government in Civ. I really like this anarchy stuff though.
Admiral Kutzov
Idiot Emeritus
I've self banned myself from other demogames cause I can't take the legalese.
OMG: have we really been at this for six months? scouts been slacking 
OMG: have we really been at this for six months?
scouts been slacking
Sir Bugsy
Civ.D.
Turn 1 was played on July 30th so we're approaching ten months. To put that in prospective: Tubby's kid was probably conceived after the game started.
gmaharriet
Ancient Crone
@Bugs - I LOVED your reply to Donsig's comment that he wasn't appreciated!!! Maybe we should name him Team KISS "MVP", huh?
Maybe we should name him Team KISS "MVP", huh?
Sir Bugsy
Civ.D.
MVP - Perfect! I was going to name him our top field commander 
scoutsout
Minstrel Boy
@Bugs: I just read your comments in "Recent Developments"....and I think that was just...
Wrong.
Very, VERY funny, but wrong.
Wrong.
Very, VERY funny, but wrong.
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