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Describe your favourite civ in the most hilarious way possible.

Discussion in 'Civ6 - General Discussions' started by AsparustheSaiyan, Apr 3, 2019.

  1. Villager720

    Villager720 Chieftain

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    I road, I bathed, I monumented.
     
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  2. Tyroq

    Tyroq Chieftain

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    This is what I thought of as soon as I read that bit:
    Spoiler :

    I See Four Districts.jpg


    Also, @Naeshar - Harald Hardrada!

    And @Zenstrive - That annoying Indonesian chic?
     
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  3. Phoenix1595

    Phoenix1595 Lord of the Two Lands

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    Mansa desert gold machine=Oprah

    “And you get a camel, and you get a camel! YOU ALL GET CAM-ELLLLLLLLS!!!!
     
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  4. Ziad

    Ziad Warlord

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    All your coast are belong to us.
     
  5. Arent11

    Arent11 Chieftain

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    I think firaxis needs to compile the best of these riddles & poems and publish them in a book :)
     
  6. DJ_Tanner

    DJ_Tanner Warlord

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    Mo money.
    No problems.
     
  7. Zenstrive

    Zenstrive Ocean King

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    How dare you call Goddess of Three Realms annoying ?!!?
     
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  8. Josephias

    Josephias Chieftain

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    There is a guy I often have fun playing. He’s a fun guy: he seems straight out from a cartoon. He’s good at trowhing parties, so good that celebrities accept a reduction on their pay to perform in his empire.

    Besides having already specific places to trow these parties, he lately open new venues in seaside walks (he said me he had planned to do the parties right in the beach, but somehow the venue turned out to be a pier). He dreams to build a big sports fiel near one of these sites. And he is also planning to build a giant god-statue in some hills nearby. Somehow, he thinks this will make religious people even more confortable at his parties.

    He is also a nature lover - any nature. Even the snake and mosquito-infested forests in his empire seem to be greener and interesting. His people thrives around them (when they are not partying, of course)

    Yet he himself is depised by many... some call him the devil, even. I underestand. It may be a big throwback to know you have one of his parties near and know you are not invited. I know he is also quite possesive with his desired guests and may be angry if he has to replan a party because some invited artist had a compromise anywhere else.

    But he is quite peaceful, be sure - his special army is a ship from which only two were built. (It is loaded whit cannons neverheless, so I won’t annoy him much)
     
  9. Tyroq

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    @Zenstrive - Well she's not as bad as that arrogant "mr. look-at-my-super-smooth-hairless-body" leader of Khmer. But she does rank among the more abrasive personalities in the game.

    @DJ_Tanner - Another Mansa Musa fan, I take it?

    Here's a new one:

    Spirit, body, soul,
    With all three one becomes whole
    The warrior's way
     
  10. BarbarianHunter

    BarbarianHunter Chieftain

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    Do his newly created naval ships have a propensity to rebel against their creator?
     
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  11. Karmah

    Karmah Chieftain Supporter

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    and I stole link's shirt just to show my trinity ?
    hojo ?
     
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  12. Kmart_Elvis

    Kmart_Elvis Chieftain

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    "An empire of unemployed starving artists.”
     
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  13. WillowBrook

    WillowBrook Lurker

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    In my current game, they're an empire of peripatetic writers.
     
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  14. Archon_Wing

    Archon_Wing Vote for me or die

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    I am the only civ in the game with a real industrial zone. Also, I don't like city states.
     
  15. Karmah

    Karmah Chieftain Supporter

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    I'm holy and almost red of hair ?
     
  16. Weraptor

    Weraptor Chieftain

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    I've just broken my stool from all the kicking.
     
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  17. StamVI

    StamVI Chieftain

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    Zulu, right?
     
  18. Weraptor

    Weraptor Chieftain

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    I feel like it's Japan.
     
  19. Josephias

    Josephias Chieftain

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    Golf has not served to relax, then?
     
  20. AsparustheSaiyan

    AsparustheSaiyan Chieftain

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    You wouldn't happen to have red hair would you? Lol.
     

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