Describe your favourite civ in the most hilarious way possible.

[Villager720]

I road, I bathed, I monumented.

 

[Tyroq]

Inquisitor: How many theatre squares and encampments do you see there?
...

This is what I thought of as soon as I read that bit:

Spoiler :

Also, @Naeshar - Harald Hardrada!

And @Zenstrive - That annoying Indonesian chic?

 

[Phoenix1595]

Mansa desert gold machine=Oprah

“And you get a camel, and you get a camel! YOU ALL GET CAM-ELLLLLLLLS!!!!

 

[Ziad]

All your coast are belong to us.

 

[Arent11]

I think firaxis needs to compile the best of these riddles & poems and publish them in a book

 

[DJ_Tanner]

Mo money.
No problems.

 

[Zenstrive]

And @Zenstrive - That annoying Indonesian chic?

How dare you call Goddess of Three Realms annoying ?!!?

 

[Josephias]

There is a guy I often have fun playing. He’s a fun guy: he seems straight out from a cartoon. He’s good at trowhing parties, so good that celebrities accept a reduction on their pay to perform in his empire.

Besides having already specific places to trow these parties, he lately open new venues in seaside walks (he said me he had planned to do the parties right in the beach, but somehow the venue turned out to be a pier). He dreams to build a big sports fiel near one of these sites. And he is also planning to build a giant god-statue in some hills nearby. Somehow, he thinks this will make religious people even more confortable at his parties.

He is also a nature lover - any nature. Even the snake and mosquito-infested forests in his empire seem to be greener and interesting. His people thrives around them (when they are not partying, of course)

Yet he himself is depised by many... some call him the devil, even. I underestand. It may be a big throwback to know you have one of his parties near and know you are not invited. I know he is also quite possesive with his desired guests and may be angry if he has to replan a party because some invited artist had a compromise anywhere else.

But he is quite peaceful, be sure - his special army is a ship from which only two were built. (It is loaded whit cannons neverheless, so I won’t annoy him much)

 

[Tyroq]

@Zenstrive - Well she's not as bad as that arrogant "mr. look-at-my-super-smooth-hairless-body" leader of Khmer. But she does rank among the more abrasive personalities in the game.

@DJ_Tanner - Another Mansa Musa fan, I take it?

Here's a new one:

Spirit, body, soul,
With all three one becomes whole
The warrior's way

 

[BarbarianHunter]

Yet he himself is depised by many... some call him the devil, even. I underestand. It may be a big throwback to know you have one of his parties near and know you are not invited. I know he is also quite possesive with his desired guests and may be angry if he has to replan a party because some invited artist had a compromise anywhere else.

But he is quite peaceful, be sure - his special army is a ship from which only two were built. (It is loaded whit cannons neverheless, so I won’t annoy him much)

Do his newly created naval ships have a propensity to rebel against their creator?

 

[Karmah]

@Zenstrive - Well she's not as bad as that arrogant "mr. look-at-my-super-smooth-hairless-body" leader of Khmer. But she does rank among the more abrasive personalities in the game.

@DJ_Tanner - Another Mansa Musa fan, I take it?

Here's a new one:

Spirit, body, soul,
With all three one becomes whole
The warrior's way

and I stole link's shirt just to show my trinity ?
hojo ?

 

[Kmart_Elvis]

"An empire of unemployed starving artists.”

 

[WillowBrook]

"An empire of unemployed starving artists.”

In my current game, they're an empire of peripatetic writers.

 

[Archon_Wing]

I am the only civ in the game with a real industrial zone. Also, I don't like city states.

 

[Karmah]

I am the only civ in the game with a real industrial zone. Also, I don't like city states.

I'm holy and almost red of hair ?

 

[Weraptor]

I've just broken my stool from all the kicking.

 

[StamVI]

@Zenstrive - Well she's not as bad as that arrogant "mr. look-at-my-super-smooth-hairless-body" leader of Khmer. But she does rank among the more abrasive personalities in the game.

@DJ_Tanner - Another Mansa Musa fan, I take it?

Here's a new one:

Spirit, body, soul,
With all three one becomes whole
The warrior's way

Zulu, right?

 

[Weraptor]

I feel like it's Japan.

 

[Josephias]

I've just broken my stool from all the kicking.

Golf has not served to relax, then?

 

[AsparustheSaiyan]

I am the only civ in the game with a real industrial zone. Also, I don't like city states.

You wouldn't happen to have red hair would you? Lol.